Are you read for Alan Moore's new series of novels?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ready*

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    parked, this mechanism is slightly different

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Alan Moore's comics, I like The Show, but I haven't enjoyed any of his novels or his recent collection of short stories.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even Voice of the Fire?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Voice of the Fire: started, too dark for me. Wasn't in the mood.
        Jerusalem: never checked it out
        Illuminations: read a few short stories, they were all (subjectively) mediocre in different ways. Maybe I missed something and they were actually great.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like a load of derivative shit (Neverwhere, The Place of the Lion, Great Work of Time)

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i need an invitation for this and did it anyway, and that was also bad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    moore's always moaning about the lack of genuine artistry then shits out urban fantasy with a hooker

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He loves his prostitutes and rape and magic shit. Good ol Alan

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Traveling to alternate world? Sounds like he took inspiration from His Dark Materials. And the whole idea of "other place that is perfect and absolute" is just Plato's Cave. 100% certain the protagonist fricks the hooker at some point and possibly marries her if she doesn't die first. Another thing I wanna point out is how the protagonist is an "amateur writer". Talk about "write what you know". It's even more cliche than an Erich Segal protagonist being a Harvard graduate. It honestly sounds like urban fantasy so I might check it out. Moore is at his best when he's not being too experimental after all (See: Jerusalem)

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when IQfy tried to hype up Jerusalem, and was saying it was going to break the meme trilogy and turn it into a meme tetrology? And then Jerusalem came out and it SUCKED ASS.

    Not falling for it again.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >/It/ said
      >It was some random guy shitposting

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        After seeing his analysis of Gravity's Rainbow I find it unlikely I will ever read him. He took the seat on the short bus from the "pomo is meaningless!" posters with that one, they have to walk to school now and you just know the cool kids are going to play keep away with their helmets.

        He really hung in there for a surprising amount of time, he is up there with Murnane anon for lost causes.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Murnane fricking sucks. Most insipid shit I've ever read.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is really kind of amazing how bad he is, like reading incredibly verbose cliff notes, he explains everything away and the story seems almost secondary to his explaining of the story.

            >his analysis of Gravity's Rainbow
            It was a passing comment at best

            And absolutely moronic.

            He took the seat on the short bus from the "pomo is meaningless!" posters with that one, they have to walk to school now and you just know the cool kids are going to play keep away with their helmets.
            what kind of idiot are you to write that out?

            >what kind of idiot are you to write that out?
            The sort that knows how to green text.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >his analysis of Gravity's Rainbow
          It was a passing comment at best

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He took the seat on the short bus from the "pomo is meaningless!" posters with that one, they have to walk to school now and you just know the cool kids are going to play keep away with their helmets.
          what kind of idiot are you to write that out?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Learn to greentext. Also, it’s called an analogy. As shitty and dumb as it is, it’s making a point.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i hope you’re not one of those anons who dreams of being a writer

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Third novel will come out sometime next year.

            Sounds pretty gay, also
            >it is a fictitious book that appears in a real novel by another author
            ripping off Borges, shameful.

            Borges ripped of Gide if you want to be that way about it. Execution is what matters. I don't see Moore taking meta much further than breaking the 4th wall.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yup, he'll finish them right as I read Voice of the Fire and Jerusalem. What Ever Happened to Miraclemen? was a great read.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >urban fantasy with steampunkerino and wacky names
    Vomited

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wacky

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      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it keeps getting worse and I'm only halfway in, wtf

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A true classic

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds pretty gay, also
    >it is a fictitious book that appears in a real novel by another author
    ripping off Borges, shameful.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Borges didn't invent that

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a moron, seeking excuses to accuse Moore something off since he clearly hasn't read him and doesn't intend to.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >since he clearly hasn't read him and doesn't intend to.
          I don't read children's fiction so yes, you're correct.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am, you're pathetic and appalling. Glad to not be you.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >h-how dare you insult the young adult genre?!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Children's fiction!
            >Young adult fiction!
            Choose a target, sonny.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like the same thing to me. "Young adult" is a term invented to make adults feel better about reading children's books.
            >Young adult fiction (YA) is fiction written for readers from 12 to 18 years of age.
            Young adults are children. If they weren't, they'd simply be adults. A book written for 12 year olds is a book written for children.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do Americ**ts really consider a 12 yo a "young adult"? Lol

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            When they want to make themselves feel better about reading books written for children then yeah, they absolutely do.
            >i-it's not a book for children, it's for young adults!

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