>arrive at work
>take giant in the restroom before anyone else
>toilet clogs
>not my problem
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>arrive at work. >take giant in the restroom before anyone else. >toilet clogs. >not my problem
>arrive at work
>take giant in the restroom before anyone else
>toilet clogs
>not my problem
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giant shit that is
maybe stop eating so much fiber if you don't want giant stinky shits
Fiber doesn't give you stinky shits
It makes them big, easy and satisfying though
Taking 3 spoons a day of Metamucil is the best life improvement I've done in a year
>3 spoons a day
How are you not dead?
I drink a lot of water
Rolling quint 8s
You should have picked up your giant log with some toilet paper and used it like a crayon, to write in poo on the wall:
THE PHANTOM SHITTER STRIKES AGAIN
there's the hidden redditor
>work at a big bank
>always go down to the ground floor bathrooms to take my shits because no one is ever in them
>drop a fricking snake in the toilet
>wipe my ass like a dozen times
>the toilet straight up doesn't flush
>filled to the brim with nasty shit water
>"not my problem"
>go back to work
>come back down for lunch like 2 hours later
>hallway is cordoned off and it smells like a sewer in the lobby
>see Hispanic janitorial wagies carting the yellow mop buckets out of the hallway
>co-workers all remarking "oh my God what the frick is that smell"
>mfw
you are just plain disgusting.... I like it.
>How to say that you're a Black person without saying that you're a Black person.
>Go to urinal at work
>See deep orange pee pee and pubes, unflushed from the previous user.
This is Black person behavior. Grown men don't do this.
>sit quietly in stall
>hear wagies come and go for the urinal
>they just walk out and don't even touch the faucet
Always wash your hands after you shake hands
You have no idea man, I worked in a giant food manufacturing plant and these fricking Hispanic motherfrickers WOULD TAKE SHITS AND NOT EASH THEIR HANDS AND GO BACK TO THE FOOD PRODUCTION LINE
ONE GUY JERKED OFF EVERY MORNING AND WORKED THERE FOR 25 YEARS
I work IT for the federal government and I see high level government people do this in the men’s bathroom too. It amazes me how shit most people hygiene is and they act like it’s just normal.
I always wonder who the frick is losing pubes at the urinal in the first place
hardcore masturbators dudes, the pubes cant handle that kind of heat.
Sorry i scratch my balls after peeing
Good start. Now leverage unacceptable working conditions into a union drive.
that's a chad move, I did kinda the same but with toilet paper in my last job, additionally I had diarrhea I got fire on the spot and due to it being an unlawful decision I got a good severance package, I now mainly gamble crypto and play blocklords everyday.
So that's what biz has come to
You haven't really lived until you flush a bunch of Orbeez down the toilet and BTFO the entire buildings plumbing because they laid you off.
That’s a pretty easy trace back anon, don’t you think?
Atleast get creative? Do it at a satanic lodge