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Winds of Winter are coming.... finally bros, we fricking won!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What did he mean by that?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >word of wisdom
    >w o w
    >Winds of winter

    Could it be?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >blue rose
    BROS...... FINALLY...

    https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Winter_rose

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he's not trolling I'm going to celebrate by going to a buffet and fapping to Sansa fanfic

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If faegon dies I'm going to fricking cry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i don't see him getting to a dream of spring tbqh
      if he does he'll probably die in the first third

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hes only gonna release it if drump loses again

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is clearly about A Dream of Spring.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say it si about Winds but I think ADOS's final cover will be the blue rose as there's too much symbolism there involved for it not to be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Words of Wisdom (WoW)
      Winds of Winter
      It's clearly about winds

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a nothing burger, George is a trollhttps://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2022/04/20/the-winds-of-june/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      George was always more of an ogre

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >IQfy makes a bunch of asoiaf threads in the past weeks
    >martin starts writing dream

    is our collective unconscious influencing George s will?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We just have to keep on talking about it! Make sure to watch the new HBO show btw.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He posts here and we have inspired him with our countless dogshit ideas
      Myrcella will stab the night king and mace tyrell will be made king.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The closer we get to US elections the stronger the power of KEK grows

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Quotes Faulkner
    >After helping turn his magnum opus in to a laughing stock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Television in Faulkner's time was completely different, much less developed and interesting
      If he lived today he might have held a different opinion

      Besides, he doesn't have to agree with everything faulkner ever said to like some of his quotes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lel moron
        if anything he would be more repulsed by the state of TV, which is still for Black folk

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here we fricking go bros, finally new Wild Cards.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That quote is really fricking stupid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It really is. How does Faulkner get away with it?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I doubt he would have thought the clockwork orange was for Black folk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      But tv wasn't the same at his time, do you really think if he grew up today he would not use the internet or watch tv? You can't be this fricking delusional

      why are those posts deleted?
      did they say the n-word or something
      Black person Black person Black person Black person

      >Error: Our system thinks your post is spam.
      wanted to make a cool Black person N
      KILL ALL troony JANNIES!!!

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do people still remember ASOIAF? I'd need to reread it. I reread Game of Thrones but Clash of Kings wasn't that good and gave up.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's been 10 years since I last read any of the books. if he announces a release date and actually sticks with it, I will read them again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I haven't read any of them or watched the show at all, I've been waiting for everything to get wrapped up before I get invested in it all.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    But tv wasn't the same at his time, do you really think if he grew up today he would not use the internet or watch tv? You can't be this fricking delusional

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. Television is for Black folk.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jaime and Brienne will get married calling it, nobody can prove me wrong

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How are we feeling Blackfyrebros?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HE GAVE HIM THE SWORD/out of 10

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/lHEj4Ao.jpg

        How are we feeling Blackfyrebros?

        I think we're never getting a clear answer on Aegon's true parentage and that will make him a much more compelling and fascinating character. I think he'll wind up with Sansa who will be the younger, and more beautiful queen from Cersei's prophechy .Both Aegon and Sansa will probably be ruling at the end with Bran acting as Hand of the King from his Weirwood throne in the north; the Three Heads of the Dragon, united together to usher in an eternal dream of spring after The Others are defeated and there is no chance of anymore Long Nights from happening. Afterall it was a Stark, and Targaryen that caused this whole mess(Rhaegar and Lyanna), I think it'll be a Stark and Targaryen who fix everything just to give the ending a nice bookend.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't faegon going to pork the martell bawd?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its over

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would Varys lie to a dying man about Aegon's origins? Definitely not to frick with him considering Varys had some respect for the guy. Aegon is legitimate.

    Varys is a Larys parallel obviously. In the same way Larys helped Aegon II escape KL to recapture it on a better day, Varys did the same for Aegon VI.

    Aegon VI and JonCon will burn KL, and Varys will likely poison him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You never know who is listening in kings landing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then why say anything to Kevan at all? The truth is that Aegon's parentage is speculated throughout ADWD and through Varys, one of the only people in the world who could know for sure, George is telling us in the ending that he is real and that it is happening. There isn't going to be a double fakeout where Aegon turns out to be a Blackfyre the whole time. People are going to be disappointed that their headcannon isn't coming true. Honestly, I am more suspect of Dany's parentage than Aegon's at this point, but no one wants to consider that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Then why say anything to Kevan at all?
          Epic scene
          You have to remember at the end of the day martin is still a tvtard that reads comic books and wrote darkstar into the story.

          But I haven't read it in a while so I will not bet money on it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fair, but I would honest to god bet a decent amount of coin that he will not be a Blackfyre.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the blackfyre rebellions were brought up way too much for them to not play a role

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The word Blackfyre is used 12 times in around almost 5000 pages of the ASOIAF story. It is barely brought up at all. Non-die hards will think "Who?" if he turns out to be a Blackfyre.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Then they will be left behind.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget Selmy. He's one of the few people alive who was close enough to Rhaegar who could probably help verify Aegon' legitimacy, people are expecting him to die in The Battle of Fire but I think he'll somehow live and return to Westeros to confirm his doubts and might help be the bridge that brokers a meeting between Daenerys and him with Tyrion helping out who probably stays behind in Mereen to rule the city in order to gain Daenerys trust.

          I also think all three of Daenerys betrayals will be herself and not tangible things like other people such as Euron or Tyrion

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think Selmy will survive the Battle of Fire, but die from the Pale Mare. He's been a Kingsguard for most of his life, outlived three kings now (four if you count Joffrey as a king he served), and says in GOT "A hall to die in, and men to bury me... I am a knight. I shall die a knight." I think it would be just the type of narrative irony GRRM loves if Barristan dies from an illness, rather than in battle.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          These books really attract the stupidest fricking people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There was a white raven in the room with Kevan. Varys was putting on the speech for Bloodraven.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i read the first book 6 years ago and liked it enough, but only got halfway through the second book because i only enjoyed tyrion and jon's sections. is there enough of at least tyrion as the books go on to not be a slog?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt this is going to be it but a part of me always hoped he was actually just writing both and he's gonna surprise us by publishing them together.
    If it doesn't happen, I'm not going to buy the book

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The fat frick is finally going to finish the books. Id say theres still some good in the world but im afraid of the shitstorm the release will cause. Cant wait to watch lomorons seeth because their theory didnt make it in the books

  23. 1 month ago
    Marty

    >The Battle of Fire
    >The Battle of Ice
    >The Battle of Steel
    >The Battle of Blood
    which battle are you guys most excited for? Personally I think the Battle of Fire has the most action to offer. Lots of important people converging in one place and doubtless some POVs will die, probably Barristan at least.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s blood
      See how delusional or not is Euron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Steel. I want to see the flower of the Reach's chivalry annihilated paving the way for Aegon's advance to King's Landing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just hope the fatso doesn't send Jon as a forever slave and also doesn't make everything about le democracy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        for who has a better story than joee the brain broken

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ice for sure.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Steel will be fun, but I honestly am mostly excited for Ice. The magic in the north is really turning up (the end of Theon I is really something). Stannis defeating the Freys will be cathartic, and once Stannis takes Winterfell, we can finally move the northern plot to focus on the others.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am surprised there is no one named Harold Flower in ASOIAF.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're making me excited for the book anons. I'm worried it turns out to be a shitty book or, the most probable, that it never comes out

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ASOIAF is for Summer Islanders

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Georgie Porgie: Abloohoo I am sad. All my friends are dead. I wish the world was free from war and that Blumf was in prison! I’m gonna make a sadpost about how life is hard for dreamers like me, let’s look up quotes about dreams on goodreads, ah perfect a Faulkner one that’ll show how highbrow I am!
    His brain addled readers: UHHH THIS HAS THE WORD DREAM IN IT LIKE DREAM OF SPRING THIS MEANS WINDS IS DONE WE MADE IT BROS
    WORDS OF WISDOM? WOW? WINDS OF WINTER? IT’S ALL COMING TOGETHER!!!
    Preston Gayboy: So uh… George posted this quote but I saw the blue flower above it and everyone totally missed this reference to the blue flower from the wall of ice reference, and the blue flower can also be a reference to the House Florent, if we look at their sigil we find a bed of blue flowers and uhhh the majority of their members are currently at the Wall, so George is definitely giving us a sign that they will be pivotal to the next book. The phrase “filling the air with sweetness” shows that they will be burned, maybe by Stannis or maybe in dragonfire? Anyway tune in next week for part 104 of my fanfic.

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