get a new joke already, damn. i know having to pay 8k a month to your overweight, lazy, unavailable tenant that treats you like a dog probably does shit to your brain, but you must be able to come up with something other than cuckshed and meth.
>75K, 27 Acres? I dont care if there are banjos playing in the background If I could I would buy, all that terrain and space is dirt cheap, and according to truflation property prices are gonna skyrocket so jelly and poor rn... maybe If I sell my eth...
Buying a home on blood crypto money is a bad omen. You will be haunted. This is not mystique shit this is a fact. No home funded with crypto blood money ever turned out right.
>You will be haunted
Dont believe in ghost or monsters and the only aliens I believe are real are the fricking immigrants who take our money jobs and women.
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>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m frickin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
>solar panels
they dont give as much energy as you think, sadly. With 6 reles you can get as much as a day worth of energy and that's just counting that its not cloudy. A better alternative would be a motion well to generate energy >starlink
wish it actually worked as they promised >well
rather have plastic tanks to do the work, less prone to illnesses
>rather have plastic tanks to do the work, less prone to illnesses
Are you talking about those old fashion wells? I'm talking about thin deep wells with pumps and a filtration system
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>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m frickin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
realistically how hard could it possibly be to install some sort of internet cable network thingy right here. grow your own food, fix the cuckshed, internet, get like 4 big ass dogs for protection.
realistically how hard could it possibly be to install some sort of internet cable network thingy right here. grow your own food, fix the cuckshed, internet, get like 4 big ass dogs for protection.
schizophrenia is a way to imprison someone without them committing any crime, unfalsifiable diagnosis
my grandfather who fell over 2 stories off a building while doing iron work deserved to have experimental psilocybin therapy just to see if it would improve his mental state after getting his head cracked open 20 years ago
it does not make me schizophrenic to mention it every time we have dinner, I believe in science
Does Kentucky get tornadoes
Probably western Kentucky
No we don't.
>t. farmlad
anywhere can get tornadoes
>t. lived in tornado alley and learned fun facts about 'naders
Thanks, cityboanon. I enjoy these threads. Keep up the good work
Nice cuck shed. And that barn looks like the perfect place to cook shake n bake meth
seething citybo
get a new joke already, damn. i know having to pay 8k a month to your overweight, lazy, unavailable tenant that treats you like a dog probably does shit to your brain, but you must be able to come up with something other than cuckshed and meth.
disgusting.... But I would grow shrooms and weed there
But where's the nearest barcade??
>75K, 27 Acres? I dont care if there are banjos playing in the background If I could I would buy, all that terrain and space is dirt cheap, and according to truflation property prices are gonna skyrocket so jelly and poor rn... maybe If I sell my eth...
Buying a home on blood crypto money is a bad omen. You will be haunted. This is not mystique shit this is a fact. No home funded with crypto blood money ever turned out right.
Beware...
>You will be haunted
Dont believe in ghost or monsters and the only aliens I believe are real are the fricking immigrants who take our money jobs and women.
Solar panels, Starlink and a well is all you need
And beginning JAN 1 2025 WEED IS LEGAL IN KY!
bro has priorities in check
oh rlly, pretty nice
indeed
tough lol
>solar panels
they dont give as much energy as you think, sadly. With 6 reles you can get as much as a day worth of energy and that's just counting that its not cloudy. A better alternative would be a motion well to generate energy
>starlink
wish it actually worked as they promised
>well
rather have plastic tanks to do the work, less prone to illnesses
>rather have plastic tanks to do the work, less prone to illnesses
Are you talking about those old fashion wells? I'm talking about thin deep wells with pumps and a filtration system
sitll better than some prefabricated plexiglass and cardboard house at 500k
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>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m frickin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
A Barcade actually sounds fun
>ooooweeee! Mammaw lookin good fer Shure nuff gonna get me sumdat possum pussy! Knock da dust off and get sum!
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Very nice
sigma
not hard at all for heisenburg
realistically how hard could it possibly be to install some sort of internet cable network thingy right here. grow your own food, fix the cuckshed, internet, get like 4 big ass dogs for protection.
dunno about the internet thing but you can also grow your own weed. it's going to be legal soon. in KY at least.
how is the weather in middle of nowhere farmville today schizo?
fine, I got a job basically
schizophrenia is a way to imprison someone without them committing any crime, unfalsifiable diagnosis
my grandfather who fell over 2 stories off a building while doing iron work deserved to have experimental psilocybin therapy just to see if it would improve his mental state after getting his head cracked open 20 years ago
it does not make me schizophrenic to mention it every time we have dinner, I believe in science