>Be 32 yo and start observing a receding hairline in webcam meetings

It's fricking over isn't it... I couldn't even last to 35

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hair should be the last of your worries when you have money as it can be easily fixed with a nice transplant in Turkey
    unironically take care of your libido it drops like dead flies after 30

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick do i do that?

      t. 25 year old coomer. i EXIST to coom. if i lost the ability to coom i would spiral into fricking depression.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you love something let it go

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          its hard to let something that's been so integral to my life go.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he really let himself go

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lift weights.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm 38 and i coom more today than i used to when i was 25
        people ruin their health with shit life habits then complain when their libido goes down. it's not so much old age killing their desire, as it was youth hiding the effect of their moronic lifestyle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick do i do that?

      t. 25 year old coomer. i EXIST to coom. if i lost the ability to coom i would spiral into fricking depression.

      Your libido does not just magically drop, you have to have outside forces impact it. I’m 31 and I’m just as horny as when I was 21. This is FUD. This whole thread is

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but our vulnerable chudfriends fall for it unfortunately.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      feel like a lot of the "libido dropping" is just cause women your age get ugly and gross

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        “Your age”? What’re you fricking 15? You’re making us sound old af. Some older women are hot (see cougars/milfs) but you should always be going younger if we’re talking strictly sexual pursuits

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically take care of your libido it drops like dead flies after 30
      absolute bullshit.
      I'm 38 and I have the test levels of a teenager

      I FRICKING SUCKS.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why does it suck? i dream of being Master Roshi levels of horny when i'm an old frick. looking at girls asses who are young enough to be my grand daughters. they think i'm a creepy old perverted freak, and it just makes my wrinkly old dick even harder.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What’s the point of that if they never willingly give it up to you though?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't intend on ever losing my virginity anyway, so i don't expect them to give it up. as long as i can perv on them without getting in trouble (i.e, complementing their appearance, gazing, and even financially backing them in exchange for letting me squeeze their breasts and ass a couple of times)

            the hunt is more exciting than getting the goods itself. if they just threw themselves at me, it wouldn't make me as hard.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            First of all, is this entire post satire?
            Second of all
            >even financially backing them in exchange
            I was with you until this. Sex is about sexuality. Money destroys sexuality. Reducing lust and horniness to a transaction is a no-no. Stop giving women money. Money is evil enough as it is, now you simps want to destroy sexuality too? We live in hell.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you don't have to give them money directly. just buy them drinks, take them out to dinner, or take them to that concert/convention they've always wanted to go to, but didn't have the money. now you're treating yourself, and just bringing them along.

            The chase is fun sometimes, but other times, or I should say pretty much most of the time, women are insufferable, terrible people who don’t make for good conversation let alone good people, and the tunnel vision on grabbing breasts and ass doesn’t help that. I absolutely feel for the 38yo anon

            People in general can be insufferable, but there are sweet kind hearted girls out there. i've met my fair share. they were so damn sweet i felt bad for wanting to perv on them. I've had girls buy ME shit, and i didn't even know how to feel about that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just buy them drinks, take them out to dinner, or take them to that concert/convention they've always wanted to go to, but didn't have the money. now you're treating yourself, and just bringing them along.
            Absolute cuck. Women shouldn’t be “tricked” into dating/sleeping with you by gifts and offerings. You should make them want you with either looks, charisma, personality, intelligence, or any combination thereof. Ideally you should not be spending a single cent on a woman until you’ve been seeing them exclusively for a long time and you want to get them something like a birthday gift

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want a girlfriend. so, if they actually "wanted" me romantically, that'd be a problem. id actually have to commit to them, and the fricking around would have to stop.

            also, you say you shouldn't "trick" women, but Charisma/Intelligence is commonly used to trick people anyway. are you taking a moral stance on this or do you just have a problem with money being thrown into the equation? either way, it sounds like she's going to be tricked. especially when she finds out i don't want to commit to her and she just poured her heart out to me and let me squeeze her boobies for nothing.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I only have a problem with money being thrown into the equation because money is fake and gay and needs to go

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because I spend time chasing women when I could be doing stuff that's way more useful.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            True, but chasing women is fun, and one of the few things that'll make you feel young. the fact that you're 38 and have teen levels of labido is admirable.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >True, but chasing women is fun
            For a normie extrovert like you maybe. As an introvert I hate everything about the chase and courting process. There is nothing fun or exciting about it for me.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm an introvert, though. i look for shy quiet girls like myself. if they sound b***hy, then obviously that's a turn off. stop chasing b***hes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never said anything about b***hy, projecting much? Also you're not an introvert.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you're not an introvert.
            You say that online, until you actually meet me in person and realize how dead silent it would be if you didn't carry the conversation.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The chase is fun sometimes, but other times, or I should say pretty much most of the time, women are insufferable, terrible people who don’t make for good conversation let alone good people, and the tunnel vision on grabbing breasts and ass doesn’t help that. I absolutely feel for the 38yo anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m 42 and dating/talking to 4-5 chicks 19-25. All but one are babes and she’s a 6. And one is a super adorable blond hippie chick. Just went on a cross country trip about a month ago with one. Gave me road head and as we were passing a trucker I stayed level with him until he noticed and got the blowhorn honk from him.

            I’m not a Chad either… I’m 5’8 but still look 23

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do you meet them?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's bullshit, I'm turning 38 this year and I still get morning wood. I even got a spontaneous boner in public a few days ago when I saw a leggy young woman in a short skirt and stripper heels.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's bullshit, I'm turning 38 this year and I still get morning wood. I even got a spontaneous boner in public a few days ago when I saw a leggy young woman in a short skirt and stripper heels.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically take care of your libido it drops like dead flies after 30
      Only if you're 20 years deep in to a lifelong porn addiction.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 34 and cum like twice a day, though it's getting harder and harder
        t. furgay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >libido dropping

      You’re probably fat or have a shit diet. If you stay healthy, eat well and take a few core supplements daily, you should be getting boners on the daily. If you can’t get hard just by remembering you past sexual experiences you’re low test and an NPC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Your libido does not just magically drop, you have to have outside forces impact it. I’m 31 and I’m just as horny as when I was 21. This is FUD. This whole thread is

      I wish my libido would magically drop. My dick has been nothing but trouble my whole life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > unironically take care of your libido it drops like dead flies after 30
      how, bro? I'm not in the mood to chase women ever since I turned 30 anymore. Waste of time, and I'm not horny enough which is concerning, I used to think of sex 5 times a day. How to fix, saar?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      35 here. No libido drop and I don’t really exercise or eat well. This is bait.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not too late to start microneedling

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just get on finasteride. i was a neet who caught my receding hairline too late because i never groomed myself or looked in the mirror but it stopped once i got on fin. my balls ached like a mf for about a month when i first started taking it tho

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stop eating dead animal products and processed shit
    >hair immediately begins growing back

    WTF??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead animal products? You mean meat? Because I’ve seen vegans, and they are not what I’d call healthy looking, let alone have full heads of hair

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >meanwhile, back in reality...

        ?si=iyAAMa0CAerLOWDH

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That guy is GAY, not eating meat turns you HOMO

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wears hat the entire time to hide his vegan norwood

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That guy is GAY, not eating meat turns you HOMO

            ?si=TSWBPZp5vf1q-L5A

            >coping intensifies

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a webcam?
    Also, Sildenafil.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use toppik dumbass
    Simple as

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always looked way better on Webcam than I do in person. Irl I'm fat and balding. On Webcam, I look much more muscular and my hair looks more filled in. I'm afraid to meet people from other teams irl because of it

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just gotta rub your urine on your head to stimulate follicles for hair re-growth. Not only that but rubbing your urine into your hair releases pheromones where chicks will subconsciously want your small wiener.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    25 here, started to go bald and white hair at 23. went balls deep and just shaved it all off. granted i let go im chubby and i waste my time on videogames (blocklords fricking slaps) AND i wear a beanie almost all the time nowadays but i still feel happier than being constantly uncomfortable over my hair. embrace the baldie calling op stop being a femboy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How are you going to post that picture, call him a femboy, AND tell him to embrace being bald like you are some Chad when you are the guy who wears a beanie everywhere? I’m honestly curious where you get off thinking you are in a position to act like that.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont wait till the last minute. You can save yourself if you put money into it. Or accept your balding genes

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shave it.
    It's time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he won't

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m your age and am not too far off from looking like prince Charles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that the pedo or the n word lover

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean Black person lover? Why don't you just say Black person, Black person?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither id be happy with either of their hairs

        Also
        >n word lover
        Black person Black person Black person

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Condolences

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i was 28 i noticed receding thinning. i experimented with liposomal topical dutasteride and minox. then i quit that as its horrible trash chemicals. I heard about massages helping, there's anecdotal proofs around the internet but it needs some digging. now I do 5 minutes of head massage in the evening. not even every day and it has halted my hairloss and even new thick hairs are popping up. i also added microneedling, these seem to sprout new hairs and then the massaging makes no hair fall out anymore.

    sometimes i even skip 4 days. but at th start of the massage you have to do extra. after your scalp environment is changed because of massage and microneedling you can slow down the massages.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to say i did chemical experimenting for a year or two. then quit then didn't do anything for a year and now i've been doing massage + microneedling (it has to bleed) for about two years and my hair is better then 3 years ago.

      i do about one microneedling session per month. you have to wait some weeks for the healing to occur. the microneedling actually builds new bloodvessels and sends nootrients and repair agents to the regeon, these new blood vessels and repair agents then make dormant hair follicles produce hair again. a hair follicle never actually "dies" it juss stops producing hair. it goes to sleep. you can awaken it, even years after becoming completely bald.

      t. researched a lot for almost a year. did chemical experiments even.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        T. better hair at now 34 then at 30.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys suck
    I'm 38, still have all my nice long hair. Starting to turn grey. Married, have a son, have had much sex with many girls through my younger life. I feel good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      only
      > have a son
      actually is something in the list of things you mentioned.
      > sex with many girls
      is pointless if you aren't making a baby sir.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? What’re you autistic? Sometimes sex is just sex. Actualy, for most people around the world, most of the time, sex is just sex. There’s a such thing as contraceptives. Stop being a moralgay/christcuck/whatever

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          t.moron.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get on finasteride. It works. I've been using fin for the past 3 years and it stopped the balding, no side effects either surprisingly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that messing with your sex drive

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hasn't had an effect on my sex drive, still as horny as I ever was. hasn't effected my boner strength either

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just pay for a transplant

    The only reason people are so insecure over going bald is that every prominent media figure of the last 20 years has had a hair transplant and makes regular guys feel like they're genetically lacking or something.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men go bald you fricking moron. You sound like a little kid who is terrified of his first boner.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having the money to avoid living outside of a trailer park is what makes a man

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My hairline started receding when I was 25.

    I just shaved it and grew a goatee.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      youre just the evil version of the real you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not the bald with a beard

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be 130 years old
    >dab on balding zoomers

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My hairline started receding when I was 25.

    >I just shaved it and grew a goatee

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >34
    >literally a former alcoholic and chain smoker
    >drug abuse since the age of 15
    >hairline still as perfect as it was when I was 13

    I'm really thankful for this. Literally every single one of the dudes/friends my age are already bald or have been for years. The only thing I have is a few white hairs here and there, but that's nothing really.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    go to the gym, get a buzz cut, wear nice hats

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