Beowulf

>big bad monster with inhumane strength defeated by super strong and super cool and super rich prince x3
>the end
>regarded as one of the greatest stories of all time

I can guarantee if anyone else wrote this exact story nobody would care.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the same exact thing. Era doesn’t matter.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t the greatness of this story more in its repetition in other work that came after it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not if it’s something that anyone could come up with. It doesn’t take a genius to come up with super strong guy fighting monster.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      actually, beowulf only survives in a single manuscript that came to light around 1700. the poem itself was entirely forgotten for 7 centuries, give or take

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bugman doesn't intuitively understand the difference between modern capeshit/ya and ancient heroic folk epics
    kys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post this. I sense that lots of these posters are shitskins. All of the superior elements are lost on them. Guess that's why they were mostly kept illiterate for all of history.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah and the Bible is just about a bunch of israelites learning to say "I'm sorry".

    Half of it is the form in which a story is told, not the raw substance of the plot points or themes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bad comparison. The Bible has very little to do with repentance. The parts which talk about it is simple commandments of the readers. The majority of the Bible is a retelling of historical events.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >For example, the kenning banhus (ban + hus), literally "bone-house," refers to the human body; hronrad (hron + rad), literally "whale's road," refers to the sea; and rodores candel, literally "sky's candle," refers to the sun
    Kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, it used metaphors?? Well I stand corrected!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The term is kenning, which is not a metaphor ESL brainlet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Back to comic books for you

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Young boy and a girl fall in love
    >Their families hate eachother
    >They kill themselves
    >Oh no not really
    >Nvm
    What the frick?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Romeo and Juliet stayed dead fym

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Romeo takes his poison and dies, while Juliet awakens from her drugged coma. She learns what has happened from Friar Laurence, but she refuses to leave the tomb and stabs herself.
        "Oh no not really" turns into "nvm"

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The difference is that the epics of the past were true and anything written by a cityslicker of today would be false.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >see thing in the water
    >I'm going to kill it no question

    God I love German characters

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No one who matters has ever said what your strawman is saying. They've said it's important and powerful because it's a primitive archetypal story.
    >hurrrr if I made a cave painting handprint today nobody would care
    Wow, genius insight! Dumb homosexual.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am excited to read it after I finish learning Old Norse
    I listened to Jackson Crawford recite Beowulf and it sounded very epic
    How painful is the poetic language in terms of difficulty?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be Geats and Danes
    >we are a fragile light of civilization in a world seething with darkness and chaos
    >beauty, strength, and heroism, are our most important values, with which we will beat back the enemies of humanity
    >we create meaning in a meaningless world and establish order through our heroic deeds
    >here is a song of the heroic ideal to inspire all men to rise to rise to the challenge

    >be modern male
    >buh buh buh what's the meaning of life
    >wahh these homosexual europeans in the mid 1900s said life is pointless now I'm depressed waaah
    >the world is meaningless so I'm just gonna sit in my room and jerk off all day
    >I don't understand Beowulf it's just some strong guy killing a monster

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