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>BETTER GIVE UP ON EVERY VICE TO SAVE MY HEALTH SO THAT I CAN LIVE 100 YEARS AS A LITERAL ZOMBIE
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Life peaks at 25 and if you missed out you're fricked and doomed to marry a single mom. Maybe you can be the dad who stepped up for little jamal.
>doomed to marry
Don't marry moron
Wasn't my experince chud but it will be for most kek
>doomed to marry a single mom
I don't know why people think this is an unavoidable fate for men who "missed out". Just stay debt free and live your life as a bachelor. You'll never get that first love level of devotion that young newlyweds share. You're always going to be the backup plan and the kids from her previous marriage will never see you as anything more than their mom's safety net. There's zero fricking reason to marry a single mom unless you're young enough to have kids in the new marriage. Even then you're taking a huge risk for a biological imperative.
>I don't know why people think this is an unavoidable fate for men who "missed out"
Most men in their 30s look awful and are broke, no zoomerina without daddy issues is gonna be with men like that. The average Joe has the right to feel existential dread when he opens his dating app and only sees single moms.
Yeah. For me it was 26-27, but yeah, after that, there was nothing but boredom. I just want money to frick off, get wasted everyday, smoke a pack of cigarettes a day and just fricking die. I'm so sick of having to put on a mask everyday.
TFW late bloomer. Got married young, she got fat, I left her. I later met my new wife when I was 27 and she was 19. Now she’s 22, a qt who keeps her figure, cooks, and lets me do anything I want. But over 32 it’s unironically over if you haven’t found someone
Get over it fatty. Maybe if you spend less time crying on 4chins and more time building wealth you wouldn't need to worry about old people and israelites.
Living a long life also means that you age slower
One who would live to 95 will look younger and healthier when he's 80 compared to one who would live to 85
Aging isn't just the number on your ID card, I am close to 30 and people ask me whether I am a college student or if I am still in highschool because I have been living (mostly) healthy and stress free throughout my entire adulthood
None of that shit matters after 60.
One of the mantras you hear old people say again and again, "in my mind i'm still a 20 yo, my body is just old".
Another thing a coworker told me (+60 yo guy), "you don't get less horny with age..".
I don't think ageing does that much, you might have less energy and mobility issues, pain in some instances. But beneath it all then you are intact, the same guy you where in your youth.
>you don't get less horny with age
Patently false. T is the driver of horniness and it very much goes down. I'm nowhere near as horny as I was at 20 compared to 27. Two weeks of not beating off is enough to send me to over the edge and want to frick anything that walks.
20 compared to 37*
> people ask me
maybe 1 or 2 old ladies misjudged your age but everyone else can tell youre not 21
my general rule of thumb is that if I can't wipe my own ass I don't want to be alive.
>my general rule of thumb is that if I can't wipe my own ass I don't want to be alive.
THIS
By this logic, fat people should kill themselves too. Sounds good to me.
>on a board about getting rich and still wants to wipe his own ass even after getting rich
Hhhhhhhhhhh....
you only deserve to live to a 100 if you left your family a wonderful estate and gardens and a room faraway from everyone to keep you in so you can die peacefully
come out of the woodworks retirement shills, come get me, I won't
>A 2021 study researched the effect of bipolar disorder on longevity and found that: risk of death is 2.6 times greater than the general population. the average life span is between 8–12 years shorter than the general population.
yep, not gonna be me
No, I just don't want health issues by the time I am 50. I want to be the healthiest version of myself at any given moment. Besides, when we die it doesn't show a dopamine highscore in the credits. No one cares if you totalled over a thousand lines of coke. I also want to live as long as possible to experience as many events and happenings as possible. That doesn't have a meaning as well, but in every split second of my being, I don't care about the past while the future intrigues me. I don't really care about the next time I will frick a prostitute. I care about the next interesting geopolitical development or scientific progress.
Your brain is also very flexible. You can train it to like the pain of waking up in the morning and going for a bicycle ride. You can train it to appreciate doing little chores like preparing a healthy meal. Delaying gratification makes it so much sweeter - the chocolate you eat in a cheat day is worth more than eating chocolate every day.
Zombies rule the world, goy.
They don't flex, they just do light walks and swims.
But hey: at least you can be a tough guy and serve the zombies, then die at 60 from injuries from whatever sport you participated in.
bro by the time we're 100 we'll look like that but also be in a dope ass future pod, maybe even one attached to a mech of some sort if we make it
I agree with this mentality. I plan to just kms in my 60s once I just feel like shit all the time.
>teleports behind your back
>nothing personnel poorgay
>steals a vial of your blood
you guys think he plays blocklords and league and goons to hardcore troony porn while watching tiktok sucking on a vape?