It doesnt matter how much money you have or are woth. You will mever be anle to have hair like me. I know because bald men come up to me with envy. Be envious Bezos
He’s literally a god free from the physical world he can literally do whatever he wants. He can probably drone strike your house if he really wanted to, he could get plastic surgery and get hair all over his body and turn himself into a gorilla if he wanted to.
he might be the least israelited at the richest of what we can see atm
sure Amazon itself is a bit woke garbage but bezos... he's a good goy
idc if he's a literal glowie on CIA board
Finding a woman at that age who is still energetic and tries to be hot/appeal to a man is gold dust. You don't realize how past 25 basically every girl gives up any and all pretence of having any sort of enthusiasm or excitement and just becomes some slowly fattening baggy jumper sofa feature.
My uncle went for a similar looking latina. Less bogged, late 50s, a grandmother but still slim and like the other anon said: tries to be energetic and sexy contrary to most women her age. She also cooks and cleans. I do believe that as you age you genuinely start to find women around your own age attractive, and there are many things that start to weigh heavier (like I mentioned above).
Judging by ol' Jeff's leaked Whatsapp messages to this woman, she more than meets his requirements.
I don't quite understand why the 'multimillionaire to billionaire's wife' is a pretty natural girl (depicted) and the 'multibillionaire's wife' is an ugly hag again. There is no difference really for a woman whether you have 600 million or 50 billion. Whatever they want to press out of you, you can afford it.
I went on Tinder set results to "Amazon babes" and intead of tall supermodels I instead get fat whales that work at your frickin shithole. You're damn right I've been talking shit
i respect the bezos
>Thanks wagey
>I’m still going to need you in tomorrow
Is one of his eye fake? The frick?
I'm a NEET
>NEET-sama...p-please forgive my insolence, anything you need - my wagies will accomodate you!
How can one man be so based? Does he support Trump?
he owns the WaPo
stop mentioning his israelitery
just let the one billionaire at his level that doesn't go through ritual public humiliation enjoy himself
It doesnt matter how much money you have or are woth. You will mever be anle to have hair like me. I know because bald men come up to me with envy. Be envious Bezos
bezos peacefully and happily stares back at you
He’s literally a god free from the physical world he can literally do whatever he wants. He can probably drone strike your house if he really wanted to, he could get plastic surgery and get hair all over his body and turn himself into a gorilla if he wanted to.
>Post body, wagey
he might be the least israelited at the richest of what we can see atm
sure Amazon itself is a bit woke garbage but bezos... he's a good goy
idc if he's a literal glowie on CIA board
luv u bezos <;
He should consider cosmetic surgery on those ears
does he pay you?
Based Bezos.
Only mistake he ever made was to get married
lmao all that money and this is what you get??? what a fricking loser hahhahahahahaa
She's gotta have some quality we can't see. Probably a miracle in bed or so.
Finding a woman at that age who is still energetic and tries to be hot/appeal to a man is gold dust. You don't realize how past 25 basically every girl gives up any and all pretence of having any sort of enthusiasm or excitement and just becomes some slowly fattening baggy jumper sofa feature.
No he couldn't get a 18 year old model.
My uncle went for a similar looking latina. Less bogged, late 50s, a grandmother but still slim and like the other anon said: tries to be energetic and sexy contrary to most women her age. She also cooks and cleans. I do believe that as you age you genuinely start to find women around your own age attractive, and there are many things that start to weigh heavier (like I mentioned above).
Judging by ol' Jeff's leaked Whatsapp messages to this woman, she more than meets his requirements.
>not wanting to stick it into a strong-jawed mature but fit latina bimbo who probably spends half an hour each day doing nothing but kegel exercises
as a bimbo connoisseur myself, I am with Jeff on this one.
If I became a billionaire and decided to leave my wife for degenerate hedonism, I would go for Sydney Sweeny. Peak bimbo and still young.
she looks like 40 in the left picture. now imagine her without makeup and favorable lighting
>left pic
Jesus she is hitting the wall already.
I have no clue who this is. An actress from Sweeney Tod`?
fricking this, the only acceptable path after you "make it" is to Dicapriomaxx.
pic incredibly related
I don't quite understand why the 'multimillionaire to billionaire's wife' is a pretty natural girl (depicted) and the 'multibillionaire's wife' is an ugly hag again. There is no difference really for a woman whether you have 600 million or 50 billion. Whatever they want to press out of you, you can afford it.
Jeff Bezos is a wagie master
I went on Tinder set results to "Amazon babes" and intead of tall supermodels I instead get fat whales that work at your frickin shithole. You're damn right I've been talking shit
hahaha so funny bro
Sometimes money can buy you happiness
Mirin' vascularity
>Who's talking shit JB?
He became enlightned and realized most people were made for bad wagie jobs
Amazon employees by year:
1995: 11
1999: 7,600
2003: 7,800
2007: 17,000
2011: 56,200
2015: 230,800
2019: 798,000
2023: 1,525,000