Question for Euros from an American: When you finish washing your ass with the toilet bidet do you just pull your pants up and walk around with wetness between your cheeks? Surely you dry off after right?
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>Surely you dry off after right?
Yes, that's what's toilet paper was created for.
this anon literally has shit encrusted on his ass right now, and is walking around with it, lol.
and get this, he's actually proud of it!!!
Why did you quote me? I literally said TP is supposed to be used to dry off after using the bidet, not by itself.
>Why did you quote me? I literally said TP is supposed to be used to dry off after using the bidet, not by itself.
sorry, my mistake.
Anon, my diet is so good 90% of my poops are clean wipes. I don't need to spray a jet of water up my ass like some eurogay to cope for a shitty eurodiet.
So you're "only" smearing shit around 10 % of the time ? And you think this is acceptable ?
better than spraying hormone and pharmaceutical laced water straight into my ass. It's no wonder ass cancer is 7x higher in bidetgays.
This anon's ass still has a bit of poop smeared on it
I have got to see the proof for that.
>t. Mutt who wants to get a bidet, but needs to know if attaching it to a water filter is really necessary.
>hormone and pharmaceutical laced water
Life in the US seems hard
I started paying more attention to my diet and digestion after reading some Bernarr Macfadden and it's great. Taking a BM is actually enjoyable now and I only need to use like 1-2 squares of TP. I feel like this is much closer to how my body was designed to function.
How can I be like this? I always have to wipe my ass 2-3 times minimum
>Start paying much more attention to how much you chew your food. It needs to be basically a liquid, or close enough that it's involuntarily swallowed.
>Do two large meals a day. Fasting in the mornings. No food intake outside of the two-hour window allowed for each meal.
>The above change had me more focused on cooking at home rather than going out. Much easier to track your intake of vegetables and fiber this way. Saving money too.
>Drop caffeine (at least most of it)
>Avoid ice-cold beverages
>Drink lots of (room temperature) water
>Avoid white bread entirely, eat wheat or rye with both meals
>Fresh eggs and whole milk are better sources of protein than meat, although meat is still necessary. Beef is the most nutritious meat, followed by poultry and fish.
ymmv of course but give it a shot.
>I don't need to spray a jet of water up my ass like some eurogay to cope for a shitty eurodiet.
Do people actually not clean their asses for fear that something could slip up it and make them gay?
americans are obsessed with homosexuals, that's why
Yet I'm an American, have a bidet seat on my toilet, use it once a day, and have even had a colonoscopy, yet I still only find women sexually attractive.
shit-crusted asscrack cope
not euro but
bidet/hand shower + soap + TP wipe or towel wipe is the way to go.
It always bottered me
What if a spec if shit fallw on the tube expelling the water and then you use it and it and the water jet pushes the fallen spec if shit to your assl and know you have a tiny bit if someones elses shit in your butthole, or your cheek or your thigh. Maybe is miniscule maybe it cleans right away. But it will botter me greatly.
>Surely you dry off after right?
Do you know what is toilet paper, right?
Then why even have a bidet? I thought the bidet was used instead of tp?
Anon why not, uh you know, use both?
>I thought the bidet was used instead of tp?
Bidet and then tp
>I thought the bidet was used instead of tp?
You wash your ass and clean it with tp afterwards, just don't buy low quality tp because it breaks too soon
>Why even have a shower? I thought the shower was used instead of towels?
This is how you sound.
Euro here.
Having a bidet doesn't mean you don't need to use TP. It's just makes the cleanup easier.
This is my routine:
take a dump->wipe my ass with TP->slide over to the bidet and wash my butthole (bidets with maneuverable ''shower heads'' are the best so you can use a water jet, but if not just make a conch you you hand and keep pouring water into your butthole)->wiggle my ass a bit and it dries up naturally.
It sounds complicated, but it's very simple and it takes like 30s
its not just cleaning the ass afterwards, they also don't know how to take a dump in muttland, unfortunately.
Go redeem some cards, streetshitter.
>Jamal, its time for your bi-yearly COLONOSCOPY checkup.
>No insurance? That will be $1000. Or you can pay me with giftcards.
>Dr. Rajeesh, probably.
Ever since I had a spine injury I have less control over my sphincters etc. I can't pinch the turdsnipper 100% so there's always shit in there.
So unless I shove in and twist toiletpaper, it's staying there.
So I always need a shower, which is bothersome.
How good are bidet attachments to a regular toilet?
>How good are bidet attachments to a regular toilet?
Quite good if you get a decent one.
https://www.toto.com/en/wtjapan/exp/index.htm
Japanese toilet is way better than wasteful bidet
Canadian but I got into bidet.
Mine has a drier fan that dries my ass, but if I'm impatient I just use TP to dry off. Still use way less.
I'm not walking around with dry shit stained stank ass like my fellow mutts and leafs who wipe until they bleed and wonder why they have butt grapes.