>"Book of Judges"
>never mentions a court, a trial or a verdict
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>"Book of Judges". >never mentions a court, a trial or a verdict
>"Book of Judges"
>never mentions a court, a trial or a verdict
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But there is a lot of judgment
there is some judgement of my own manners
>But Adonibezek fled; and they pursued after him, and caught him, and cut off his thumbs and his great toes.
Wait til you hear about Ehud and Jephthah and the time Israel almost genocided the entire tribe of Benjamin
Do the 12 tribes go to war with each other?
Constantly. After the great reign of Solomon there is this game of thrones tier movement for power and the kingdoms split in two and fight.
You also have a struggle for David's other sons to have power and because David sinned by raping/seducing one of his general's wives it ends up coming to pass that one of his potential successors publically has sex with all of David's wives and concubines to try to gain legitimacy, a sort of cyclic curse upon David for his sin.
Then you get some cool shit like the priests of Baal versus Elijah.
>Then you get some cool shit like the priests of Baal versus Elijah
Uhhh. Chapter. 4. I am not allowed to proceed.
The Bible has some amazing storytelling.
>And Adonibezek said, Threescore and ten kings, having their thumbs and their great toes cut off, gathered their meat under my table: as I have done, so God hath requited me. And they brought him to Jerusalem, and there he died.
Extremely based.
could it be that judges is an approximate translation of whatever the original hebrew term was and it isn't exactly what you'd consider a judge?
Sounds like a bad translation then tbh
how would you translate it then, smart guy?
when in doubt make a thread
When Ehud stabbed the fat homie and made him shit himself I put the book down, stood up, opened my window and screamed "KINOOOOO!" to the entire neighborhood
there is actually no spirit in these books
All that matters is what is in your spirit, anon. God gave me a new spirit.
one of oldest cases of the people with pronounces
this man not only looks like his character but also makes you crawl sometimes
I'm glad I don't spend my reading that lol
>Book of Numbers
>it's written in words
>1 Kings
>There's more than one kings
The entire book consists of Judges judging Israel and carrying out the verdicts
And God judging the judges, who are almost all found wanting. Only Deborah is good.
More Kino:
Jephthah’s Vow
29 Then the Spirit of the Lord came upon Jephthah, and he passed through Gilead and Manas′seh, and passed on to Mizpah of Gilead, and from Mizpah of Gilead he passed on to the Ammonites. 30 And Jephthah made a vow to the Lord, and said, “If thou wilt give the Ammonites into my hand, 31 then whoever comes forth from the doors of my house to meet me, when I return victorious from the Ammonites, shall be the Lord’s, and I will offer him up for a burnt offering.” 32 So Jephthah crossed over to the Ammonites to fight against them; and the Lord gave them into his hand. 33 And he smote them from Aro′er to the neighborhood of Minnith, twenty cities, and as far as Abel-keramim, with a very great slaughter. So the Ammonites were subdued before the people of Israel.
Jephthah’s Daughter
34 Then Jephthah came to his home at Mizpah; and behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances; she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter. 35 And when he saw her, he rent his clothes, and said, “Alas, my daughter! you have brought me very low, and you have become the cause of great trouble to me; for I have opened my mouth to the Lord, and I cannot take back my vow.” 36 And she said to him, “My father, if you have opened your mouth to the Lord, do to me according to what has gone forth from your mouth, now that the Lord has avenged you on your enemies, on the Ammonites.” 37 And she said to her father, “Let this thing be done for me; let me alone two months, that I may go and wander[a] on the mountains, and bewail my virginity, I and my companions.” 38
>Book of Genesis
>No mention of Phil Collins
It's always the dumbest shit that has me kekking
it was written after he split from Genesis
>2nd Peter
>It was the same Peter as 1st Peter the whole time
this is a channel that is like always on but you have to care so fricking much to see people be absent and yell
This book has some gangsta shit. Like Sampson tearing down the Philistine temple on their heads and his own in a suicide attack of repentance.
Or Gideon's night assault where he beheads the two Midionite princes.
Also Ehud:
15 Again the Israelites cried out to the Lord, and he gave them a deliverer—Ehud, a left-handed man, the son of Gera the Benjamite. The Israelites sent him with tribute to Eglon king of Moab. 16 Now Ehud had made a double-edged sword about a cubit[d] long, which he strapped to his right thigh under his clothing. 17 He presented the tribute to Eglon king of Moab, who was a very fat man. 18 After Ehud had presented the tribute, he sent on their way those who had carried it. 19 But on reaching the stone images near Gilgal he himself went back to Eglon and said, “Your Majesty, I have a secret message for you.”
The king said to his attendants, “Leave us!” And they all left.
20 Ehud then approached him while he was sitting alone in the upper room of his palace[e] and said, “I have a message from God for you.” As the king rose from his seat, 21 Ehud reached with his left hand, drew the sword from his right thigh and plunged it into the king’s belly. 22 Even the handle sank in after the blade, and his bowels discharged. Ehud did not pull the sword out, and the fat closed in over it. 23 Then Ehud went out to the porch[f]; he shut the doors of the upper room behind him and locked them.
>Touch the book of Revelation
>It doesn't fall apart
>book is called Colossians
>there is no mention of giants or colossi, everyone is human size
explain this shit in a tour and then change your mind