Can we just admit Calvinists are the new neckbeards? I literally got this pic from a Calvinist commenting on YouTube.
Can we just admit Calvinists are the new neckbeards? I literally got this pic from a Calvinist commenting on YouTube.
Can we just admit Calvinists are the new neckbeards? I literally got this pic from a Calvinist commenting on YouTube.
Anyone in the West today who isn't agnostic, atheist, and who takes theology seriously and identifies strongly with a Christian or Muslim sect is normally some delusional freak a few bad days away from a super autistic burnout and should be jailed for life to prevent any possible damage to society
>unbeliever screeches in horror at the righteousness of the believer, and calls for their persecution
There is nothing new under the sun.
>Delusional Christard plays the victimcard
Nothing new
>playing the victim card again hmm?
>someone said something mean on the internet? AAAAAAAAAA I AM LITERALLY BEING BURNED ALIVE CALL THR COPS CALL A PRIEST LORD SAVE ME FROM THIS TORMENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lmao.
said something mean
>should be jailed for life
>AAAAAAAAH I AM LITERALLY IN JAIL NOW BECAUSE A GAYTHEIST SAID I SHOULD BE JAILED FOR LIFE ON IQfy AAAAAAAAA LORD WHY DID YOU GIVE GAYTHEISTS THE ABILITY TO MANIPULATE REALITY WITH IQfy POSTS PLEASE SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nah much more human, we'll just throw you in a psychiatric hospital for the rest of your life, burning people alive and torturing them is something ISIS, Christard monarchies and Christian cartels do
That's a slower and more painful method of execution.
Not really, the hospital can be quite nice, we’re not in the 1910s anymore
I am ready to suffer for my Lord. You can kill me, but you will never win. Imprison me, and I will preach to my captors.
Preach a false gospel that has nothing to do with whether you preach or not? Have fun languishing in futility.
It's the true gospel, the only way men may be saved.
By arbitrary election? The Bible says it's faith in the one who saves, not any special endowment. How do you know you're saved exactly?
Because of the promises of God.
Can someone say that they know they are saved because of the promises of God and not be elected for salvation?
Yes.
How do you know that person isn't you?
Assurance doesn't come from saying you know you're saved, it comes from the promises of God.
But you just said someone could use that justification and yet be unelect. You've already come full circle lol!
Nice, that’s a win-win then
>Christian cartels
you're pushing it
He looks dapper
M'lady
I'm also a Calvinist who plans to wear a sick Victorian beardstyle because it's cool and trad, though for me it's the muttonstache
Now all you need is a flatcap
Wouldn't mind that tbh. It's classy and dapper.
That's hipster style not neckbeard
I'm not a hipster
Calvinists have always been edgelords
Looks like an overzealous new Muslim convert. Old name Jim, new name Hamza Abdallah Muhammad.
Aren't the Amish basically Anabaptists/Arminians? That's the complete opposite of Calvinism.
No, they aren't Arminians, Arminianism is a form of Calvinism. They just don't inquire into the mind of God in the first place; they have a very simple faith as Paul exhorted the church to. I guess they'd be closest to Provisionist. Also that guy is a Calvinist, obviously not Amish who don't use electricity, let alone the internet.
Captcha:K0RPG
The point is. Amish have almost the same type of beard yet opposite beliefs.
you've never seen a mennonite IRL have you
This is Hipster style (which was also bringing back a lot of old style). They were into modern tech and social media but also things like microbrewing, soap making, curing and pickling, inventing new cuisines, using old tech like vinyl, even backyard chickens while living in urban areas...
https://credomag.com/2016/07/they-will-know-we-are-calvinists-by-our-beards-timothy-raymond/
This article says they are trying to emulate the reformers like Calvin
Calvinists are the laziest Christlarpers.
>gawd has alrewdy chosen to barbecue him, so i don't need to explain shit, pearls unto swines, etc
But they're most lore-friendly, so, I respect them more than I do other larpers.
love each other guys
>love each other guys