This. Can't avoid these suicidal dumbfricks. >big kanga bounces out of bush alongside car >bounces off driver door back towards bush as I brake >next bounce is 90° back towards car and straight under front driver wheel >Dead kanga
nah dont compare them to rabbits, roos are way more predictable and slow to start moving/change direction
roos are actually very similar to deer. they even fill the same ecological role in our ecoseystem. big difference though is that they have no predators, so they're absolutely everywhere.
I can step outside onto my 300 or so meter suburban street right now and there will be at least 6 grazing on peoples front yards.
they're absolutely everywhere, but they're not really any different from deer.
We're encouraged to kill those bastards, actually. If anything, we should reinforce our cars instead (to a reasonable degree. I know what a crumple zone is)
as someone whos done a lot of highway miles and dodged a hundred roos, there really is no way to avoid them fi they want to die. They stand by the side of the road and are transfixed by the headlights approaching them (and you can see their eyes relflect in the headlights as you approach them from hundreds of meters away sometimes and they just sit there until you're right on top of them and then jump out infront of you
they really are c**ts.
they do in some places for small stretches in some areas but they have to be several meters high cause so its costly and not possible given the size of the country and then the greenies complain it interupts other animals migrating and they have to build tunnels and these fricking rope things for koala's to climb across, i dont think they ever get used by any animals but these are the hair brained schemes that have come up with (pic related)
Reason why there are so many auto accidents with kangaroos is simply that kangaroos are common in area's where poor people live.
99% of the time these accidents can be avoided by not speeding and watching the road.
I not-so-recently moved to one of these areas. I can't drive for more than 5 minutes without seeing a big joey carcass. yet in 100,000km I've never had an accident with one.
I've had to slow down and alter my driving for them plenty, but more often I find myself having to break or alter my driving to avoid collisions with dumb fricks doing dumb shit on the roads here.
dumb fricks like wont even slow down despite clocking the roo hundreds of meters away
>im very clever and made this up to feel better about my 3 inch wiener and the fact white women treat me like a leper.
frick off slope head you're so transparent.
1 month ago
Anonymous
If your town is being gentrified by slopes you should thank them, they'd solve your roo problem for you
dumb frick
>Reason why there are so many auto accidents with kangaroos is simply that kangaroos are common in area's where poor people live
why are you pretending to be australian? what's the point exactly?
They still manage to get around or over? >recently hit a kangaroo >there's 3m tall fencing around the entire resovoir >cost $3k in damages on a car worth $6k >insurance company wanting to double my payments now
Damn scammers man. Not a single crash in 16 years but the moment I hit a kangaroo on a blind corner which I managed to slow down from 80 to 30 (dashcam footage) they want to frick me.
Heard about a whistle device called "ShooRoo" or something. Humans can't hear the frequency but kangaroos can and they go away.
It's not our fault that kangaroos do everything they can to get hit by cars.
This. Can't avoid these suicidal dumbfricks.
>big kanga bounces out of bush alongside car
>bounces off driver door back towards bush as I brake
>next bounce is 90° back towards car and straight under front driver wheel
>Dead kanga
Sounds like all the mobility of a rabbit, with all the dumb c**tness of a deer.
nah dont compare them to rabbits, roos are way more predictable and slow to start moving/change direction
roos are actually very similar to deer. they even fill the same ecological role in our ecoseystem. big difference though is that they have no predators, so they're absolutely everywhere.
I can step outside onto my 300 or so meter suburban street right now and there will be at least 6 grazing on peoples front yards.
they're absolutely everywhere, but they're not really any different from deer.
A moronic fox did this to me last year and fricked up my bumper.
It'll be fixed when they evolve to be immune to car impacts.
we wuz kangz n shiet
>rabbits
>emus
>kangaroos
Starting to think that Australians are lower on the natural totem pole than most animals on their continent.
>defeats your AI
RIP to my cobba big rodge
>dies from impact with vehicle
Whats the point when roo bars literally just work, especially on the natives who sleep on the road.
Not a problem, considering they are literal pests and are literally double the human population of Australia.
>Not a problem
A problem for the roos, which are getting what they deserve.
they are closer to humans than you are
There is an alternate world where kagaroos rose up
We're encouraged to kill those bastards, actually. If anything, we should reinforce our cars instead (to a reasonable degree. I know what a crumple zone is)
Volkswagen has a ROO BADGES
It's an Australian rite of passage. You aren't a true Aussie until you've hit a kangaroo.
No. The true aussie right of passage is hitting anything else and just saying it was a roo.
>Virtual fences
Why not just put up real fences?
as someone whos done a lot of highway miles and dodged a hundred roos, there really is no way to avoid them fi they want to die. They stand by the side of the road and are transfixed by the headlights approaching them (and you can see their eyes relflect in the headlights as you approach them from hundreds of meters away sometimes and they just sit there until you're right on top of them and then jump out infront of you
they really are c**ts.
they do in some places for small stretches in some areas but they have to be several meters high cause so its costly and not possible given the size of the country and then the greenies complain it interupts other animals migrating and they have to build tunnels and these fricking rope things for koala's to climb across, i dont think they ever get used by any animals but these are the hair brained schemes that have come up with (pic related)
Reason why there are so many auto accidents with kangaroos is simply that kangaroos are common in area's where poor people live.
99% of the time these accidents can be avoided by not speeding and watching the road.
I not-so-recently moved to one of these areas. I can't drive for more than 5 minutes without seeing a big joey carcass. yet in 100,000km I've never had an accident with one.
I've had to slow down and alter my driving for them plenty, but more often I find myself having to break or alter my driving to avoid collisions with dumb fricks doing dumb shit on the roads here.
dumb fricks like wont even slow down despite clocking the roo hundreds of meters away
>im very clever and made this up to feel better about my 3 inch wiener and the fact white women treat me like a leper.
frick off slope head you're so transparent.
If your town is being gentrified by slopes you should thank them, they'd solve your roo problem for you
dumb frick
>Reason why there are so many auto accidents with kangaroos is simply that kangaroos are common in area's where poor people live
why are you pretending to be australian? what's the point exactly?
>kangaroos are common in area's where poor people live
never seen them in Slovakia though
fug i drove past some of them on the hume just last week and wondered what they were for
They still manage to get around or over?
>recently hit a kangaroo
>there's 3m tall fencing around the entire resovoir
>cost $3k in damages on a car worth $6k
>insurance company wanting to double my payments now
Damn scammers man. Not a single crash in 16 years but the moment I hit a kangaroo on a blind corner which I managed to slow down from 80 to 30 (dashcam footage) they want to frick me.
Heard about a whistle device called "ShooRoo" or something. Humans can't hear the frequency but kangaroos can and they go away.
Insurance company is hiring Kangaroos to jump into oncoming traffic.
australia belongs to kangaroos and abbos, not to filthy anglos
you have to go back
There's something like that for deer, so maybe it works. I would rather not hit anything, but if I hit a deer, that fricker better be dead.
WTF is a virtual fence and what's stopping a kangaroo from ignoring it entirely?
so putting ultrasonic whistles on the cars doesn't motivate kangas to stay away?
Advice from IQfy: Don't kill kangaroos. Have sex with them instead.
>>>/b/
Isn't this problem already solved by using a sturdy brush bar?
Roos are so stupid they will hop into the side of your car when you are doing 5km/hr. There is absolutely no way to avoid them
I always thought roos were the perfect representative animal of Australians.
vw just came up with big logo thing that shoots high frequency soundwaves
Roos won't give a shit.