>you forgot to mention title nr.188412 in that letter you addressed to me >your towns shall be pillaged and its inhabitants slaughtered, their skulls shall form a huge pyramid, your sons and brothers shall be hacked into pieces and fed to pigs while your daughters and sisters will be sent to the prostitutehouse for free use
>One of our former kings was killed in your country a few centuries ago, and these 100,000 soldiers here are necessary to investigate your capital city
It seemed like fun
>your diplomat bowed for 3 seconds shorter than is customary
>prepare to be genocided
>you forgot to mention title nr.188412 in that letter you addressed to me
>your towns shall be pillaged and its inhabitants slaughtered, their skulls shall form a huge pyramid, your sons and brothers shall be hacked into pieces and fed to pigs while your daughters and sisters will be sent to the prostitutehouse for free use
>you did not submit to my demands before I even sent the messenger
>mom said it's my turn to be king
>our borders would look nicer this way
fricking france
>you know, for old times' sake
Kek
Every Greco-Turk war
>My realm is overpopluated
I needed a war
>casus belli?
>we have a mission to civilize you
>casus belli
>they were celts they had it coming
>I misconstrued a line in a poem you inscribed on a bell 5 years ago as a personal insult
>Your fief is forfeited.
>casus belli
>we dont like you doing the same thing as us so we teamed up to genocide you
>casus belli?
>I'm Zeus's son, that's a good enough reason to Hellenize the frick out of you
>casus belly?
>my blob needs expanding
>god told me to
>Casus belli
>because Latin’s for gays.
>casus belli
>you took my city a few centuries ago
>casus belli
Knock knock Belisaurelli
>our gods demand more sacrifices to keep the sun running
>casus belli?
>My realm is not a perfect circle to maximize efficiency
>you have gold and I have none
>One of our former kings was killed in your country a few centuries ago, and these 100,000 soldiers here are necessary to investigate your capital city
>Because I feel like it.
>casus belli?
>I had a vision about how your descendants will spam LULZ with turnwiener
>casus belli
>you phoeBlack folk didn't let yourselves be killed by the desert numids, prepare to get genocided
>I just need a good place to shit
>Casus Belli?
>The Stalin haters won't believe any formal declaration of war
>Casus Belli?
>It's our moral duty to liberate the natives from their homeland's resources
>You overreated to my minor provocation intended to make you react
>Prepare
>Casus belli?
>I rolled dice to see if God thought it was okay.
>Casus belli
>Just wanted to plant my seed in your women.
>Casus belli?
>You didn't pay back your grandpas debt from a gift he never asked for.
>casus belli?
>wants to humble the pharaoh.
>Our rowdy boys were passing through.
>so i's guess we just have to.
>the clans needed an external enemy to unite against
>Our internal politics needs a release valve.
>You possess royal purple
>Thats mine.
>the omens indicated it was time for war
>I just wanted to kill people
>you would do the same in our position
>The cries of your oppressed people compelled us to install a useful cuck.
>Don't thank us. Thank your neighbors.