Characters from books you act like in public.

Characters from books you act like in public.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Picrel.
    Not from a book.
    And I don't act.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it made me believe that i had a hot at good life until i found out the author offed himself.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally ze steppenwolf except I don't do drugs and frick hot latina prostitutes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same as this anon. Im just the loner sperg in the start of the book

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stoner

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      u smoke weed??

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hell yeah dude

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stephen Dedalus is just like me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can kinda relate to him as well

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly feel more like a young bloom. Still intellectual but more sensual and schizoeccentric

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can kinda relate to him as well

      morons don’t even know how to describe how they act like him in public

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not quite sure I know what you mean, my friend and original poster. Please do not get me wrong, this is an interesting thread filled with interesting pictures of movies about interesting characters that appeared in novels, but I am entirely unable to come to the conclusion that I am any of these characters that appeared in novels. I am a man. I have an interiority. It's quite a nice interiority, or, at least that is what my wife tells me.

    Some days I am unsure as to whether she is lying to curry favor, but I do not spend much time dwelling on such insecurities. Sex with my wife is nice.

    It is possible of course, original poster, that the technology might one day exist that will allow a person or persons to "merge" with a computer in such a manner that they do, for all intents and purposes, "become a filmic portrayal of an interesting character that appeared in a novel," but that in itself carries with it a myriad of issues. Can a being be, in a sense, two beings? If one makes a post, can one simultaneously be the character in that post and them selves? If so, the person who made them selves a character, does one immediately share a consciousness with that interesting character that appeared in a novel, being that both persons are simultaneously that post?

    Sadly however, I have so very few answers for these questions, original poster. Perhaps some time when you're around, I would enjoy discussing these with you.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Watches cartoon movies, by himself, on the occasions when no one else wants to watch them. Never seen an entire live action movie or episode in his life because the frame rate makes him nauseous. Listens to clip shows on a constant loop, and wears earphones to keep the outside sound out. Tries to pretend he's listening to a podcast and figure out what they are about.
    >Enjoys being around his coworkers, but tends to look for flaws and problems with each one. Is socially awkward in large groups, because he's used to interacting with one or two people. Is a little socially isolated and edgy because of a lack of friends, but not depressed. Has fun, but rarely engages in risky behavior.
    >Instead of conventional social cues he tends to just stare off into space. Posts questions and comments for no apparent reason, decides it's a interview format and the work is mainly about filling in the blanks.
    >Was the first person to think of, or implement a new feature at work. Takes a lot of pride in a job well done. Always willing to jump in and help with any project. Occasionally goes out of his way to help others when they are struggling. Says 'thank you' when the help is given, always eliciting a 'thank you' and thinks it's like when his grandmother would say 'thank you' in an imperative tone.
    >Volunteers to be the person who writes long, pointless memos about things that nobody cares about, just because it's a good way to relax. Constantly calls wrong names, just to confuse people, and claims it's a bad habit, making no attempt at amends.
    >Appears to be highly intelligent and capable, but frequently exhibits socially inept behaviors. Rarely has anything to say.
    >He refers to everyone as 'bro' or 'bro buddy', and is obviously faking his smart-ass, sarcastic attitude. He expresses no real opinions on things, only stating things like "I totally agree with you", or "the second I heard this idea I thought of an even better one". When he does talk, he sounds like the victim of a particularly strange form of Tourette's Syndrome, as he's constantly adjusting the tone of his voice, moving his mouth, and tugging at his facial hair.
    >Tries to constantly keep up with the latest trends or technology, but isn't overly impressed when he does it, so he becomes easily bored with the task and never completes it. It's common for him to stop working altogether after about a week, without actually finishing the project.
    >Main hobby is drawing maps on a white board, especially of coastlines and small islands, which never amount to anything. Also, he is fond of drawing arrows from point A to point B, which become more obvious in the next round, as his scribbles become slightly more dense.
    >Tends to have grandiose dreams about being a famous explorer, or fantasy writer or a superhero. This tends to cause him to constantly talk about his childish adventures to his sister who he has tried to convince to finally read some of his books.
    A real jack-of-all-trades, master of none.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am basically a Murnane Narrator

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boring and not as clever as you think you are?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still seething gypsy PR shill?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Trask

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      N

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual frick yourself

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Le Stranger

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ishmael.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y’all come off as more a Forest Gump type tho, ngl

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, I'm usually just chilling.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lester Ballard

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judge Holden is literally me

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meursault and the protagonist from Zaregoto, contrary to what this implies, I'm not an edgelord, believe it or not.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Meursault is an edgelord or that acting similarly makes you one. Infact, I would assume the opposite. I watched Zaregoto but I don't really remember the protagonist's deal.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't act like any books so I can't pick any characters from them

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically did nothing wrong

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs decide which character I devote my life to emulating.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For you, I present:
      Humbert

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Missed by one damnit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Queequeg

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Queequeg
        the 4th time i hear about this guy this year and I never heard anyone mention him before. Are you 1 obsessed autist who spams him on IQfy and /misc/?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maori/black sex is pretty important in Moby Dick. You do realise Ishmael was black right?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      doc sportello

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alfred Janny

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      mersault

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Florent-Claude Labrouste from Serotonin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Timothy Price

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patrick Bateman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Führer!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pechorin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patrick Bateman.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Underground Man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mike, it that you?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mersault, and Arthur Seaton

    used to be obsessed with Gnossos Pappadopoulis but i’ve since matured.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol at this entire thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What your credentials be, that enables ye to snidely chide at us?

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meursault

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally Queequeg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but it’s weird to try snd match his pattern of speech as a 28 year old white American man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You speaky me?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humbert Humbert.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sharted.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anselm from The Recognitions

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paradise lost moment

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diogenes

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