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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based. reddit satellites btfo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure last I checked redditors have a hate-boner for elon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, because reddit loves elon musk and free speech so much. also, aaron swartz is still alive, the year is 2005 and google hasn't bought youtube.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes, redditors and normies love elonino, le heckin genius IRL tony stark who will take us to mars

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They don't after the Twitter fiasco. Talking about Musk with normies makes you instantly a Nazi.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are conflating Twitter normies and Reddit normies. Talking about Musk with reddit normies gets you wienersuckers from wallstreetbets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP. The IQfy movement stands diametrically opposed to globohomosexual technology including ~~*Starlink*~~. Based CCP is just protecting their people from pornography and LGBTBBQ.

      YWNBAW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Based CCP is just protecting their people from pornography
        Basically all the porn I download comes from chink seeds. They're doing a really bad job. I think the only thing the porn ban might be doing is keeping the chinks from having porn of their own people, forcing their coomers to view porn made elsewhere.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They don't even have a full ban on porn. It's legal in Hong Kong to produce porn and they can't do shit about True China (Taiwan) where it's also legal.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >True China
            >Taiwan
            reddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BASED

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the Kessler syndrome scenario happens.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      >locked on Earth forever
      >no access to resources outside of Earth
      >must resort to pre-industrial lifestyle forever
      It would be beautiful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no more malthusian drain subhumans
        life would be a dream

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >We have depleted all of those and what remains can only be won by high-tech means and those high-tech means require a functional advanced economy
          >If shit collapses we may very well be permanently stuck in the 17th century. For a while we will have leftover modern firearms and buildings but once that dwindles we'll go back to muskets if not halberds. The world will be permanently locked into traditionalism.
          I don't think this is going to happen. We have much more technical knowledge today, it's easier to bootstrap, even easier considering that we will make new infrastructure from scratch, but above all it would be a more horizontal society rather than a vertical one. Our current technology will not simply disappear.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            enlighten me on how would you recreate something as primitive as a z80? which is almost a 50 year old processor. pro-tip: you cant and you wont. even early 20th century industrial processes are incredibly hard to bootstrap.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            of course if you project your own personal ignorance onto others most things will seem impossible
            i imagine the people who actually make processors would know how to redevelop the processes to recreate the z80

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The whole premise was bullshit anyway and relied on the fact that you need fossil fuels. We're too far past that. There's multiple means to generate power. Sure it might not be in the same quantities as with fossil fuels but it would still be there.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please edit a smug Pepe onto China and a seething wojak onto the satellite's dish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        4pbp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not what I envisioned and poorly implemented but that works too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit chang btfo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why does China want to knock down teslaman's internet sattelites?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So the new mongols can’t ride around the great firewall

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ooooohhh I hate mongorian

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because china's internet access is very heavily restricted and controlled. They filter content in a big way and also track everything people do online by linking IP addresses (Well through subnetting) to people's identities. Starlink bypasses all of their police state autism

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Because china's internet access is very heavily restricted and controlled
            based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        KEK.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would China not be the one seething here?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        typically only the westoids are seething at china because they fell into the moron trap of letting a communist nation develop and being dependent on its industrial output while having no industry on their own. had deng's reforms not worked they could have just cia'd the nation and made it a mutt colony subservient to the imperial core but it's thriving while the entirety of the west is falling apart

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No offense but I don't care for the opinions of 3rd worlders.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'm a second worlder and you're coping

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            non first worlders often have better thoughts than any western nation undergoing disgenic processes for decades

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're delusions are strong. The west is in turmoil but you missed that china is in the same boat. Comparable levels of civil unrest and financial instability. Just because their news covers it doesn't mean its not as fake a CNN or Fox.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I read Brzezinski too. Good job regurgitating his opinion and passing it as your own.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm surprised the cia hasn't leaked a open source way of connecting to starlink.
    i'm even more surprised starlink is a private enterprise and not a us gov one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chinese people are not going to be persuaded by western propaganda and an open internet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anything is possible. Some white people got persuaded to hate themselves by loons who chopped off their own wieners.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Chinese government is scared shitless of the thought of outside information getting in. They're so desperate that they're actually building new shortwave radio transmitters to drown out foreign signals, just to prevent someone's great grandfather listening to BBC World Service on his vacuum tube radio. That is autism at the state level.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Biden government is scared shitless of the thought of outside information getting in
          Single word replacement and it would be the same shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            except you are free to connect to anywhere in the world from America as opposed to China where there is a literal firewall at all out-facing network points?
            so except for the fact it's completely different, it's the same? yeah that is true

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine thinking the english speaking internet is all the world has to offer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are genuinely braindead if you actually believe that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can go on any social media platform right now and find criticisms of the biden administration. You can turn on fox and listen to it 24/7. Try doing the same in China

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's less that they're scared of information itself, but moreso the information warfare we're getting. they don't want to "convince" (indoctrinate) their population as western media does, so they just ban it, and state propaganda is always blatant and obvious.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          good for them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Chinese government is scared shitless of the thought of outside information getting in
          lul
          Stop living in the 90s. You, and I mean YOU personally, have all the information available to you, what do you do with it? Nothing. People don't care about the outside world and, especially in China, they never will till in prospers and gives wealth to its citizens.
          Chinese are locked in to Alipay and Wechat in their daily life, both are heavily censored and could be tracked to real people; replacing L1 from copper to satellite will do nothing to TLS-encrypted L7.
          Besides, tell me. Where's that idea comes from, that "they will live better once they start consuming our information"?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know what you're trying to say. China's not scared shitless of government criticism because they went out of their way to make it impossible without ruining your life?

            It's a different government type. We're ruled by the ~~*press*~~, they're ruled by stiff-necked bureaucrats who banned Winnie the fricking Pooh.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            chinese bureaucracy is less invasive than euro bureaucracy fyi

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >scared shitless
            It's a wrong word for that behavior, I believe. Say, lawn mower isn't "scared shitless" of grass, and yet it effectively eliminates anything that grows higher than its blades.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          reddit square does not change the fact that the people of china support their government. this isn't to say that their actions were justified, but the protesters were not peaceful either. the way the anglo libcucks keep using tiannamen as a buzzword to prove that le ebil gommunist cpc needs to be couped and replaced with a wholesome fascist regime is ironic because the protesters were anxious about the liberal reforms commenced by deng while looking at the fall of the communist bloc and wished for democratic socialism rather than than a need for western "democracy"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >reddit square does not change the fact that the people of china support their government
            If that's the case then the Chinese government wouldn't be afraid of the outside world exposing them to the truth.
            >but the protesters were not peaceful either
            They were till the police got violent. Then they had to get the military involved and even then they had to grab farmers away from the capital (because soldiers from the capital would know better) and quickly tell them that the protestors were outside agents

            Not only does the Chinese government fear it's own people wising up, they have to actively make them stupid and brainwash them to keep them inline.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your buzzword soup betrays your profound and terminal brainrot. Get off the internet for a while you ridiculous CCP parrot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >buzzword soup
            Looks like someone is not familiar with imageboard argumentation
            gb2r

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      muskrat is a govt contractor and a glowBlack person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that is a part of my surprise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you need a phased array antenna to connect to the reddit constellation.

      spacex loses money on that device, no fricking way it costs less than 1000$

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because it's not about profit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you're not wrong
            I would even go so far as to say that you're right

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            a satellite constallation has so many military applications i'm not even trying to make a list

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you mean instead of encrypting data just bury them in a sea of irrelevance?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no, but having realiable comms. and making the whole world pay for it
            but i don't see anyone in europe paying for this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            very few will. it's mostly americans buying this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You live in a boot country, America is big. I have good internet, but there’s loads of places in the US that don’t

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Starlink is not for people who already have good internet.
            Why is this so hard to understand?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >wop
            >internet
            says the guy with one of the most cucked isps ever, only 3rd to China and canada.
            t. italian leaf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i know, you need to receive and transmit. so you saying it's a nsa psyop to control loonies in the woods?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >surprised starlink is a private enterprise and not a us gov one.
      there is no meaningful difference

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      US glowies would rather things like this be private as it sidesteps US privacy laws. If a corporation spies on its users and then the government buys and uses that data, it's bypassing privacy laws designed for glowies to specifically not domestically spy.

      You are not free.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get how Starlink would be in a better position to spy on you than your ISP.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          starlink is a global ISP

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lies again. chinks made a hundred claims yet never once provided evidence. they literally add "quantum" to any crap they came up with.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hitting burger national security assets
    Chinks would never dare, they're an eternal paper tiger

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't the ground receivers for Starlink need to be in the open air?
    >use satellites and local drones to locate the satellite receivers
    >send armed drone swarms over to destroy them
    >send whoever owns that land to re-education camp
    Keep that up for a few months and soon everyone in China will lynch mob anyone they see with a satellite dish, Starlink or otherwise
    Sure there's always going to be small groups that might go through the effort of hiding their Starlink use but those people can already bribe government officers or figure out a way to use buried dark fiber that goes between China and its neighbouring countries, they don't need Starlink

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a large country, much easier to just shoot the things down. Afaik they hover right above a given geological region too so they'd already have good reason to do so

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    seems legit
    thanks Viraj

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Starlink is the GLOMAR explorer of the 2020s.

    It's a network whose 'official' target market is scraggly hippies living in their vans who want to launch their startup from the middle of the desert.

    It has pissed off the scientific community worldwide for ruining their astronomical observations.

    Yet this idea has received tens of billions of USAbucks, why?

    Because it's the perfect global maritime surveillance and/or drone command and control network for the US.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's also possible that the DoD is just testing the waters for public accetance of this kind of global surveillance communication network, and Starlink is just the beta version.

      The current sats might not have much dual-use capability, but remember, Elon plans to constantly upgrade/replace them as the current ones will fall out of the sky in 5-10 years.

      Maybe the next ones will.

      The fact that Starlink is not even remotely commercially viable, and not the cheapest or best solution for its stated purpose (bringing Internet to remote places) should be painfully obvious to anyone with a brain.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do tell, what's your solution to getting high bandwidth connectivity anywhere in the world, including middle of the pacific?
        >but there isn't anyone there
        and who do you think the DoD is getting it for? It's the same reason why UK is funding OneWeb, navies' connectivity currently sucks dick. Not very convenient for all the autonomous stuff that's in development.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty much replacement for Iridium network which is mostly used by US govt.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >moronic commies create the biggest single event of space debris in human history
    >HEY GUYS, LETS DOUBLE DOWN ON KESSLER SYNDROME TO GET BACK AT ONE AMERICAN ORGANIZATION
    It's all so tiresome.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny that people never worried about what kind of satellites china is launching into space until now

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based Xi

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    one thing that people don't understand about china, is that the chinese don't even want to access the western internet and are confident in their government. this is unfathomable to us in europe and na, but they just wanna talk to fellow chinese speakers because the political and social perspectives of the western media are extremely alien and annoying to them. they don't want liberalism, but rather a return to mao era policies at most

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why free internet scares the communist dictators.
    Chinks would be beating their local CCP party members to death in the street if they knew even half the shit they were doing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Americans know way more than that and I don't see them storming the white house any time soon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats just because your a moron who doesnt know shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They regularly do things like that, as you shills like to point out.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    China don't need to worry. Elon said he won't activate them for where governments mark them as illegal. They have probably reminded Elon that they can take over his chinese factory whenever they feel like it too.

    Who knows, maybe musk is obliged to offer them as service to the US military, and China know this.

  16. 2 years ago
    w7-890

    >/// china \ is destroying satellites used by anthro sex robots for communication
    good riddance all xi needs to do left is provide civilians outside of PRC handheld reliable EMP signal jammers incase these things become self aware one day

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