The riverBlack folk of Wu, what a bunch of glorified opportunists. Jingzhou and all of China forever belong to the rightful vicegerent Imperial Uncle Liu Bei and his progeny.
Also a reminder that the most glorious victory in the history of the world was at Gaixia, the second was Red Cliffs.
Red Cliff was a meme battle, it just resulted in the loss of the newly build northern fleet, which sucked but wasnt decisive in any way.
The aftermath was the real deathblow, the march home among freezing rain and mud, while the Shu and Wu Black folk wiped out all the strugglers.
It was Cao Cao's own little Russia epxerience.
shu.
frick that oportunist bandit liu bei and his moronic brothers
zhuge liang was a moron who didn't understand logistics and only relied on muh tactics and deceptions
>and only relied on muh tactics and deceptions
You do know that Zhuge Liang's strategems are all fake right? He was just a vain c**t who thought his political and administrative skill made him a great general as well, but he's literally never won a convincing victory in his life.
>asiatic wook vs bing wing vs ding dong >900,000 peasants eaten
its funny how Chinx talk so much about the giant ships of the Ming too
>GIANT CHINA BOAT >2000M LONG >BIGGER THAN ANY WESTERN SHIP >NUCLEAR POWER (dragon paddle boat toy) >BIG SHIP >BIG POWER
*gets ripped apart in industrial machine accident*
as opposed to the 30 years war? >have a dispute over whether my view or his view of religion is right >kill like 1/3 of the population in Germany
and don't make me bring up Roman civil wars, which is what the three kingdoms period most resembles
with nation I mean ethnicities like if the samibpeople in scandinavia haf their own planet or the cherokee or the french, hmong people, white americans, black americans etc.
>asiatic wook vs bing wing vs ding dong >900,000 peasants eaten
its funny how Chinx talk so much about the giant ships of the Ming too
>GIANT CHINA BOAT >2000M LONG >BIGGER THAN ANY WESTERN SHIP >NUCLEAR POWER (dragon paddle boat toy) >BIG SHIP >BIG POWER
*gets ripped apart in industrial machine accident*
Why are you so racist
Why not take the opportunity to learn more about a foreign culture's history rather than dismiss it outright with bad memes. Widen your horizon
>russia and france = aryan ubermensch >everyone else = hideous caricature
weird stylistic choice from the artist since he's portraying them as all doing the exact same thing
>Beginning of war
Zhuge Liang OP as frick casting spells and changing the weather >End of war
Zhuge Liang jobbing all over the place, can't even save his own life without someone walking in and knocking over his shrine
Let's get the ball rolling on figuring out how East Asia stole from Pre-Semitic Mesopotamia to get all their "completely separate and independent inventions". Do they have a Flood Myth of any kind? If so, I'd like to hear about it.
>Wei completely restructured their government and society to be more meritocratic, funded schools, made deep agrarian reforms that helped their people prosper >Wu colonized the rich south lands, vastly increasing Chinese territory while generating a lot of wealth in the process >Shu just holed themselves up in some mountains to do regular invasions on the other two kingdoms, forced their soldiers to grow their own food, upheld outdated forms of government that instantly got corrupt again
based strictly on this map and having zero knowledge whatsoever, I would assume that Wu is the traditional powerhouse in decline, suffering internal struggles. Shu thinks they deserve better and are seizing the opportunity. Wei are meddlers, striking at both while they are distracted. Wu and Shu are the rivals with wu in decline and Shu on the upswing, and wei are outsiders harassing them both
How did I do?
The riverBlack folk of Wu, what a bunch of glorified opportunists. Jingzhou and all of China forever belong to the rightful vicegerent Imperial Uncle Liu Bei and his progeny.
Also a reminder that the most glorious victory in the history of the world was at Gaixia, the second was Red Cliffs.
Maybe the Imperial Uncle should have spent more time raising his own son to not be a moron if he wanted Shu to win
And not drop him on his head to prove how much he loved his fuccboi Zhao Yun.
Red Cliff was a meme battle, it just resulted in the loss of the newly build northern fleet, which sucked but wasnt decisive in any way.
The aftermath was the real deathblow, the march home among freezing rain and mud, while the Shu and Wu Black folk wiped out all the strugglers.
It was Cao Cao's own little Russia epxerience.
>this is what southern monkeys actually believe
Based and filial! I will drink to this post.
t: not Zhang Fei
shu.
frick that oportunist bandit liu bei and his moronic brothers
zhuge liang was a moron who didn't understand logistics and only relied on muh tactics and deceptions
>and only relied on muh tactics and deceptions
You do know that Zhuge Liang's strategems are all fake right? He was just a vain c**t who thought his political and administrative skill made him a great general as well, but he's literally never won a convincing victory in his life.
Everyone who isn't Cao Cao
Cao blood is weak, which is why they got mogged by Simachads. The weak should fear the strong.
有据而红丸鬼的 (Based and redpilled)
>t. Cao Rui
>dynasty falls apart after your son
>succeeding dynasty is so weak they only rule a unified china for like 40 years
lol
empire of dirt tier
as opposed to the 30 years war?
>have a dispute over whether my view or his view of religion is right
>kill like 1/3 of the population in Germany
and don't make me bring up Roman civil wars, which is what the three kingdoms period most resembles
They are Wongs
Globalism was a mistake. Every nation should have their own planet and then balkanize.
>Planet of the Vatican
Kino
Papal Planet
>he doesn't know
with nation I mean ethnicities like if the samibpeople in scandinavia haf their own planet or the cherokee or the french, hmong people, white americans, black americans etc.
who cares. 90,000 eaten, decisive victory, aka all chink history
Only one person was eaten.
>she shouldn't have burnt the pot roast
Where do I start on Chinese history?
Ikki Tousen
That's a good start
My type of modern history
Nanjing Massacre
is that map fake? lol
>asiatic wook vs bing wing vs ding dong
>900,000 peasants eaten
its funny how Chinx talk so much about the giant ships of the Ming too
>GIANT CHINA BOAT
>2000M LONG
>BIGGER THAN ANY WESTERN SHIP
>NUCLEAR POWER (dragon paddle boat toy)
>BIG SHIP
>BIG POWER
*gets ripped apart in industrial machine accident*
Why are you so racist
Why not take the opportunity to learn more about a foreign culture's history rather than dismiss it outright with bad memes. Widen your horizon
Based
Cringe
who cares
>russia and france = aryan ubermensch
>everyone else = hideous caricature
weird stylistic choice from the artist since he's portraying them as all doing the exact same thing
Wi
Tu
Lo
I Like the Wu due to the Sun family being likable people while Cao Cao and Liu Bei and his brothers rub me the wrong way.
Nation of backstabbers and cowards, Sima Yan should have put them all to the sword
Based Harem-chad
Liu Bei is literally a cannibal
it was a different time
All of them, China only became decent again with the coming of the Sui bros setting the stage for the Tang Chads.
>Beginning of war
Zhuge Liang OP as frick casting spells and changing the weather
>End of war
Zhuge Liang jobbing all over the place, can't even save his own life without someone walking in and knocking over his shrine
What the frick happened?
Let's get the ball rolling on figuring out how East Asia stole from Pre-Semitic Mesopotamia to get all their "completely separate and independent inventions". Do they have a Flood Myth of any kind? If so, I'd like to hear about it.
not even the coolest era of chinese history
Literally Shu
>Wei completely restructured their government and society to be more meritocratic, funded schools, made deep agrarian reforms that helped their people prosper
>Wu colonized the rich south lands, vastly increasing Chinese territory while generating a lot of wealth in the process
>Shu just holed themselves up in some mountains to do regular invasions on the other two kingdoms, forced their soldiers to grow their own food, upheld outdated forms of government that instantly got corrupt again
based strictly on this map and having zero knowledge whatsoever, I would assume that Wu is the traditional powerhouse in decline, suffering internal struggles. Shu thinks they deserve better and are seizing the opportunity. Wei are meddlers, striking at both while they are distracted. Wu and Shu are the rivals with wu in decline and Shu on the upswing, and wei are outsiders harassing them both
How did I do?
You failed pretty badly
I didn't even read the thread to get a feel
Damn