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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EVBlack folk unequivocally BTFO'd so hard they can't recover from this

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure this is just a typical Elon move where he fires an entire department if he doesn't think they are progressing fast enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a move because Tesla charging became the industry standard, all infrastructure and all other electric car makers in the US will now be using Tesla technology so Tesla will stop paying for it themselves and let other people pick up that bill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and he's getting some of those shares back.
      also more and more companies will fire people they after more AI implementation, thus making those jobs irrelevant. they fire people but company still going as before or even better. new phenomenon

      ?t=958

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP, you should short sell Tesla. Lots of people have had their finances drastically changed by doing this and you could be the next one!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the idea of shorting. Best possible scenario is you double your money. Worst possible scenario is you go into infinite debt.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charging Team? so like the people that build the chargers? why them specifically?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tesla opened the plug spec, so now everybody can use tesla charging ports. as a result, he can just let everybody else build them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ooooooohhh okay. So, that's pretty normal then. This is just a huge hypeburger for OP. Thanks.

        normies can't comprehend the numbers. 500 people in a tech company is like 0.001% of the employees
        that entire 500 person team will be replaced in 48 hours.

        >48 hours
        more like muskoid already transferred their brains over to some GROK machines and sent them on their way to be replaced with GROKAI

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Granted this does seem odd
          One thing that Tesla chargers seem to be good at is actually working relative to most other chargers
          Tesla has to know this or they believe that team's work is truly done and they no longer need to work on making significant changes to deviate from V3/V4 superchargers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At this point I think the gains are pretty incremental and large improvements to charging need either changes to the entire electrical grid or improvements to battery technology and Tesla probably thinks they can re-build a team if needed. Still, firing these people means competitors can hire them up and compete with Tesla so it's still a bit of a sign of the times and a good bit of belt-tightening.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tesla opened the plug spec, so now everybody can use tesla charging ports. as a result, he can just let everybody else build them.

      Early in the days, they were building all the stuff and expanding it themselves. Now its the "standard" and thus they're selling it to third party for them to install.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    normies can't comprehend the numbers. 500 people in a tech company is like 0.001% of the employees
    that entire 500 person team will be replaced in 48 hours.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its hilarious how morons lose their head and cant even bother to do a sanity check on their "news."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well can you find any sanity around current events these days?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's social media, everything you read is a combination of lies, ignorance, and bullshit.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell israelites to go "frick themselves"
    >lose

    Happens every time.
    Kanye West could not get away with it and neither can Elon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's worked 109 times in history. Make today the 110th.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he didnt follow through and they cucked him; as a result God will punish him for bending the knee to satanspawn juden

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH SHIT A RANDOM DISCORD SCREENSHOT POSTED BY SOME ANON
    I BETTER SELL ALL MY STONKS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not legally considered giving false financial advice if it's just a random sourceless viral social media post.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tesla has first mover advantage and a pretty sizable base. They'll be sticky even through the EV deflation wave that'll knock out less-significant competitors. Don't get me wrong, I'd never touch that toxic asset long or short except as part of an index fund. It's just too volatile as is the person at the head.

        You're allowed to be wrong about how a stock's going to perform, you just can't pump and dump. Which is generally what people who say "this isn't financial advice" are doing.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >troon cope thread

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tesla's Head of HR just quit.
    It's over.
    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-05-01/tesla-s-head-of-human-resources-exits-as-staff-upheaval-spreads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >getting rid of HR roasties
      Sounds like a win to me. Any company that keeps these people always regrets it later.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HR? A glorified receptionist?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they simply get their expected work done? Musk probably has no problem firing them in that case

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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