Compilers are obsolete

All you need is an interpreted language unless you're a boomer and still stuck with "embedded" hardware.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want to embed my ponos in uzuki-chan's vagoo and nakadashi her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, why did you bump this beyond-the-usual-level-of-/g/-moronation thread? And why shouldn't I jam you feet-first down the same woodchipper that OP so richly deserves?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        seethe more troon

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That was true between 2015 and 2020. It's 2022 now homosexual. Compiled langs are the new hot thing.

    Go, Rust, C#, Kotlin will rule 2020s. PHP is dying. Ruby is dead. Python is losing ground on the web (Django not as popular as it used to be). Only JS is unavoidable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >python is losing ground
      moron
      >out of the 130k+ libraries only a single one is being used
      Holy moron
      >kotlin
      >go
      Ive heard a lot about them lately, are the comfy? What can golang be used for?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What can golang be used for
        What ever you want. You want to put firmware on your dildo, go can do that. You want to parse a a webpage full of degeneracy, go can do that too. If you want to run an API to share your sick hobbies with other equally sick people, go has you covered.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Javascript does all of that AND takes us to the Mars
          Does Go do that?

          • 2 years ago
            87654982

            87654982 here, I meant to say python.

            >What can golang be used for
            What ever you want. You want to put firmware on your dildo, go can do that. You want to parse a a webpage full of degeneracy, go can do that too. If you want to run an API to share your sick hobbies with other equally sick people, go has you covered.

            Redpill me on why I should use it over python.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Go takes you to the nearest HRT clinic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >AND takes us to the Mars
            vaporware
            never going to happen
            Elons will never go on Mars

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You want to put firmware on your dildo, go can do that
          you will never be a woman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rewrite every piece of software in Rust, don't even delude yourself with other languages

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >*takes hours to compile*
          Nothing personnel.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fn main()
          {
          println!("Yeah I stopped using my computer ever since Rust was invented. I first started coding websites with Rust. Then used Rust to blazingly, fearlessly, concurrently, memory-safely, <all other lys> output a file. Now starting from firmware to browser I wrote all of it in Rust blazingly, fastly, fearlessly, concurrently, memory-safely. I put all possible programming stickers all over the motherboard. Now I wear programming socks. I rejected my propose with a girl at the fricking shit unsafe college that teaches fricking shit unsafe C, because she loved C and I raped her hard because of that and coded a camera software in Rust by manipulating invidiual logic gates to capture that scene blazingly, fastly, fearlessly, concurrently, memory-safely. I wrote my own Discord client in Rust. Why the frick am I on this IQfy shit and not on a SJW server like The Coding Den and respecting (simping) for Khionu.");
          }

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Only JS is unavoidable
      And yet people still prefer working in TypeScript, and compiling that to JavaScript. Beyond that, many web applications are being written in WebAssembly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >C#, Kotlin
      you're a fricking idiot
      C# and Kotlin are compiled JUST IN TIME languages, which is arguably just a fancy way to say "new gen interpreted languages"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >JUST IN TIME

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          did he die after the paralysis

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        C# and Kotlin both compile to bytecode to be run on their respective virtual machines. Just in time compilation is a technique for compiling certain parts of your program to native machine code while your program in running.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like java cuck shit to me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because it is

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nakadashi

      nakadashi

      >All you need is an interpreted language
      Common Lisp gives me all the benefits of an interpreted language together with the benefits of an optimizing compiler. Seethe cope dilate Unix troony.

      nakadashi

      >you could correct her all the time
      No you couldn't because you don't have any arguments.

      nakadashi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her hair stuck into the tape, oof

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >All you need is an interpreted language
    Common Lisp gives me all the benefits of an interpreted language together with the benefits of an optimizing compiler. Seethe cope dilate Unix troony.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine having an anime gf with moronic ideas like that. you could correct her all the time and make her worship you because she thinks you're literally Einstein just for having an IQ above room temperature

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you could correct her all the time
      No you couldn't because you don't have any arguments.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Got the source of that picture?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reverse image search is a thing

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh Uzuki

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who's gonna interpret the interpreter?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't need to know that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sauce please
        yandex isn't working on this one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          found it, it's by kazuma_(kazumav). use the tag beach_towel when searching danbooru
          to answer op, I use both

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the cpu you homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The cpu, which is itself an interpreter, although few think of it as such.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never actually thought about it, but do interpreters also break down complex instructions down to simple ones and then use something like scoreboarding or Tomasulo to run them through a pipeline out of order like CPUs do?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The sophisticated ones I think actually do stuff like that. They can also do caching of commonly-used instructions and branch prediction, but then you start to get into the territory of interpreter vs JIT compiler, and regardless of what anyone says there is no strict delineation between those two ideas.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The sophisticated ones
            Which are?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think some implementations of the jvm have all sorts of hackery like this, the "big" common lisp implementations (ccl, cmucl, sbcl) have a number of different models of execution, I think the perl VM regex processor. Probably also the JS engine for like chromium (what is a browser if not an interpreter ...).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What do have everything you have cited?
            I don't understood what the other anons have been saying.
            AFAIK perl regex engine is purely interpretation but maybe I'm wrong, but that's not the case for libpcre though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >What do have everything you have cited?
            in common

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kids actually love using slow as frick interpreted shit that makes their beloved $4000 computer slower
    Is everyone under 35 incapable of rational thought?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >makes their beloved $4000 computer slower
      It runs fine on my machine. Get a better computer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So you're proving you're incapable of rational thought. Figures.
        Kid, let me try to explain it to you so maybe your slow, unused mind might understand.
        Interpreted language programs run slower than compiled language programs. Period.
        On any computer -- ANY -- interpreted language programs are going to therefore run slower. Thus YOUR COMPUTER WILL BE SLOWER RUNNING A PROGRAM THAT IS INTERPRETED THAN ONE THAT RUNS A PROGRAM DOING THE SAME THING THAT IS COMPILED.
        Do you get it now? Do you understand?
        If you don't, and you still want to respond with utter stupidity, just don't. Close your browser and go outside and take a deep breath, and accept your fate as a dumb as fricking shit sideline member of society.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOO!! you'll waste your 3 milliseconds
          I do not care. It saves countless hours of developing and debugging.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only because you're a subhuman Black person.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession.

            Rewrite your operating system in an interpreted language.

            Why would I do that and waste my time when I can make 3 projects with python in the same time?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        next your going to tell me to buy a supercomputer just to run a web bowser written in Python

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But Grail worked in the 90s. Surely your modern PC can run a software 2 decades old.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Grail
            You say that like it wasn't slow as shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She looks like she's going to piss herself.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >his interpreted language uses a compiled interpreter
    OH NO PYTHONBROS

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rewrite your operating system in an interpreted language.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I look like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will nakadashi you

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But how do you make interpreters tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't need to know that.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like compile time enforce static strong typing. it helps a lot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does that help? You'll need to overload functions just to make it work for different types.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nakadashi Uzuki-chan

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dashimasu naka ni

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Interpreted languages are obsolete
    All you need is Electron unless you're a boomer and still stuck with "interpreted" languages.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Javascript is an interpreted language, moron.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why Uzuki
    she doesn't seem to be anything special
    a bit like Arisu btw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hi gay, I'm Chad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You have shit taste. Uzuki is very cute.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A tower of reflective interpreters collapsed is a compiler, dummy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What language are you talking in?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        English
        Look up Nada Amin's work on towers of interpreters.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen a conference where she goes levels up and down
          What a useless bullshit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's the fun, useless part. The useful part is libraries like stg in scala

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What language should the interpreter be written in?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't need to know that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they should be written in BCPL (rather compilers, but idc)

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    posting in Uzuki thread

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The stupid grow more day by day. This is like saying farming is obsolete because we have grocery stores. The entire foundation of what you do is built upon compiled languages. If you don't want compilers to become strange wizard magic you need to keep the knowledge alive. What if I want the free speed boost that comes with just using something none interpreted.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    interpreters predate compilers

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no issue here
    machine code is interpreted by the machine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      machine code is an interpreted language

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn I know nothing about computers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          dont worry anon.
          diving deeper on how CPU and memory works always makes me dumb as well.
          It's fun if you wondering how computer remember, fetching data ,and all that stuff based on binary ( 1 and 0)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Same here. But surely I'm better than OP.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your mother interprets my dick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why doesn't she compile it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            takes too long to compile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      machine code is an interpreted language

      But doyou know how to write it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i do and i even got the best marks of the class when i took assembly subjects in the past

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i do and i even got the best marks of the class when i took assembly subjects in the past

      Based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      machine code is an interpreted language

      machine code being just data is the ultimate pill

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the nkds thread?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nkds
      is that a Mario Kart DS romhack?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >All you need is an interpreted language
    Whose interpreter will be written in a compiled language and interpret the written code to machine code.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are some self hosted interpreters but they're pretty rare.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >self hosted interpreters
        thats just a loop, at the end, every interpreter will end in c code, that is machine code, that is interpreted

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >every interpreter will end in c code
          Is that true? I don't know shit about compilers but why not directly make it into a low level language or machine code?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            because writting a program in C is easier than writting it in assembly, and it really doesnt matter since it will always end up in GNU assembly, that ends up in machine code

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But I'm not the one using that interpreter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I meant compiler

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who doesn't watch anime, I feel bad for all the anime fans that are made to look moronic by people like OP, I know you are not like this, my feelings go out to you

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That is so cute. You know words like "interpreted language" and "embedded software."

    I'm sure you'll grow up to be an adequate manager someday.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he doesn't know that good interpreters compile
    ngmi

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cia Black folk have to heard the Black person cattle with no compiler

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Source?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bump

      Based moron bumping dead thread.

      Source?

      Based moron can't into yandex.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nakadashi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only good Nico is long hair Nico

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >All you need
    For what, fizzbuzzing?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So if compilers are obsolete what happens to systems software? Not all software runs on the JVM, Pajeet.

    What languages do you think the interpreters are written in?

    What you want is for society to get to the point where the operating system is truly irrelevant and it becomes all about managed runtimes (Javascript, .Net, LLVM, et al). This should motivate you to learn more about systems software. Look at things like Plan9. Read the CPython source code. Stop being mediocre.

    Take the CPython source code and turn it into a Python operating system. Do something with your life instead of making shit threads like this.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's just lithography on silicon with copper particles being shot at its surface bros

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