Confess your literary sins?

Confess your literary sins?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Father, I have sinned. I read the summary of a book, then I claim to have read the actual book.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you want to do this, at least do it right
      see vid related

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        /lit/really me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that reminds me of that student in my uni that, when asked if he read the book he had to talk about, answered "not personally"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just 95% of posters on IQfy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you want to do this, at least do it right
      see vid related

      that reminds me of that student in my uni that, when asked if he read the book he had to talk about, answered "not personally"

      I've read nothing but short stories and essays in the past ~2 years
      Poe, Hawthorne, Thomas Hardy, Bierce, Saki, Kipling, Samuel Johnson etc
      Longest work I've read must've been Benito Cereno which is about 100 pages

      this thread is for plebs not for cool people

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Confess your IQfyerary sins?
    I sometimes bump threads on page 10.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only read books to try and emulate prose instead of actually enjoying it or finding it stimulating in any way whatsoever, I read purely from a standpoint of trying to challenge myself instead of anything else. In fact, I hate books and I hate the people that talk about books, I think they're morons and likewise I find everyone on this board moronic.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have not read a non-fiction book this year, and half the fiction I've read is genre.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i own one of those barnes & noble cringe editions

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do to. Like 10+ pages were completely scrambled and out of order. I think the book was like 50 dollars. Fricked up.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude the paper quality makes me seeth so much. its the cheapest china shit u can think of. the other day i got a houellebecq book printed in germany in the 90s for like 2 bucks... dat paper so thicc its like cardboard compared to those onions editions

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never finished a book voluntarily yet but I still cannot stop buying them

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought The Stranger sucked ass.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like reading battletech novels.

    Pew pew

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the past year i have been reading all the IQfy books and taking extensive notes. Gardner, Card, Waldun, Woolston, Nesmer, Zulu, i've read all of them and made notes.
    My plan is to self publish a scholarly book on the subject. My working title is "The lunatics are publishing the asylum: a study of the IQfy renaissance" i'm nearly finished writing it and will probably publish before Christmas but i have the nagging feeling that i'm wasting my life.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’ve done all that in just a year? Pretty impressive imo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well i'm basically NEET since finishing my English degree so i don't have much else going on. I do wonder if this is going to be worth the effort. Is anyone actually going to read this?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the midst of getting my BA in English tell me more

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            it turns out nobody is willing to hire me to write essays about the cultural impact of William Burroughs and since i can't bring myself to work a normie job it's NEET life for now. My Mom is getting on my case though, she keeps mentioning that McDonald's is hiring and you don't even need any experience and it would at least put SOMETHING on my resume so i can forsee what the future holds for me.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im interested, how will you be publishing it? Where would I be able to read it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pls be for real

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's real. I am going to self publish this book sometime before Christmas. I don't hold out much hope of it being a bestseller but i need to finish a project for my own self esteem if you catch my drift.
        I'll endlessly shitpost and shill it here once it's released. I'll fit right in with all the other IQfy authors.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick yes sounds cool

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds fun
      I'll buy it if it's cheap enough

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does ANYONE get an English degree or any humanities degree for that matter? Get a real job and just self teach and post your writings for free if your truly passionate. There now you can do whatever you want with your passion.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lack of guidance. People tend to get a clue when it's too late to redeem the situation.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm too tired from manual labor all day to write :/ i also hate my writing when i'm actually in the process of it.

        my lit confession is that i listen to audiobooks at work and that's about 60-70% of my reading.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        For the rigor, obviously. Most people are not disciplined enough to carry out the kind of work that a good college program will demand of you. People also tend to be bad judges of their own work. Either they are irrationally self critical or can't recognize their flaws. Having an objective eye examine your work is extremely valuable as a writer. The writing workshop classes I took in college were valuable purely for the feedback I got from my peers and the professors. Such feedback is hard to get when you're on your own.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go online. Find some kind of writing club. Or some lovely friends that’s willing to read your shit (very hard!). If that’s literally all you got of college then that’s a waste ngl. As for the discipline, just get good. IQfy gays and some people in general love talking about being a real person, and judging everyone else but don’t have the discipline to even teach themselves their passion. It’s truly disgusting.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not good at math
        >not interested in engineering or medicine
        >study as a humanities major
        >put yourself into years of progress and mountains of financial debt until you realize that it will be hard to find a job afterwards
        >too late to switch unless you want even more debt and depression
        This is how it goes for plenty of humanities majors. Once the regret kicks in it's usually too late, you're already on a leash by the government because the same boomers in charge of the system are the same people that went to college for the price of a PlayStation 5

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been tutoring this girl in Russian, while bluffing my way through vast sections of Russian lit I simply haven't read.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I claim to have read classics I have no interested in reading, that are so ingrained in the mainstream culture no one will question me on any of the specific details about the books because most normies have also only pretended to read them. For example, 1984 and crime in Punishment. If I somehow am questioned on a specific section, I simply say I don't remember as it's been years since I last read them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      crime and punishment*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only really interested in ya, romance, sci fi, fantasy. Only nonfiction I read is sports. Pic related is what I've read this year
      I also used Spark Notes to get through my philsophy courses in college. I got As in all of them and never once actually read the material. I did the same thing for many of my english/literature courses.

      I do this as well

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was really looking forward to reading 2666 but then the first chapter was page after page of literature shit I don't care about, so I dropped it.
    I can't stand fiction that is about literature, as in, books about people fascinated by translation or poets or philosophers. Or rather, books written by highly read, highly intelligent people about highly read, highly intelligent people. I can't read Jorge Luis Borges because his books bore me to tears.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i read and enjoyed 5 million words of mlp fanfic

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dairy of a wimpy kid was the only book I finished as a child. It wasn't until I was 21 that I started reading again. (It was I am legend btw)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't start reading for fun until 25 with Lord of the Rings, I tried to read The Shining in high school but didn't get enough time to finish it myself so I cheated on my book report and used information from wikipedia

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanted to read 1 stendhal, 1 balzac, 1 flaubert but i'm stuck on red and black which is awfully boring. i cannot grande littérature and should stick to sci-fi slop

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recommend books based on hearsay, without having personally read them

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started reading Ulysses in 2016, on Bloomsday (coincidence), and I have been stuck in the Oxen of the Sun chapter since roughly middle of july of that same year.

    Nonetheless, I will write long essayposts either denigrating and ridiculing Joyce's work, calling it a perfect analogy to his addiction to huffing farts, or cherish and praise it as the greatest masterpiece of modernist literature. Whichever position I take is decided by the mood of the thread - if it is pro-Joyce, I will be outrageously polemic about how shity Ulysses is, if it is anti-Joyce, I will call everyone a pleb who has read less than 40 books in their entire lives.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and I have been stuck in the Oxen of the Sun chapter
      if you want some constructive advice - just skim over the most difficult part in the beginning and read a summary/analysis. Then you can continue with the rest of the book.

      Ulysses is worth finishing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's my plan as well, but starting from the beginning again - I have no doubt it deserves it. I do recall the Sirens chapter being some of the most musical prose I have ever read, but at that point in time it just angered me to see how great he could be, and then throwing it away for some other gimmick which I thought was cheap, like the birth of the english language in Oxen of the Sun.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't read The Americans
      >besides Melvile, Lovecraft, and MNM DR

      But that's one of the best chapters

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've read nothing but short stories and essays in the past ~2 years
    Poe, Hawthorne, Thomas Hardy, Bierce, Saki, Kipling, Samuel Johnson etc
    Longest work I've read must've been Benito Cereno which is about 100 pages

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t read much since early 2022. I’m addicted to browsing the web and I waste most of my day that way. I don’t know how to break the spell (I have an addictive personality, maybe). Only books I finished this year were Jim and the Giant Peach and Narnia #1 (I planned to be a writer of children’s fiction so I started with the famous ones to study them). That project is on hold. Now I’m randomly reading Frankenstein and surprisingly enjoying it. I’m a 27 yo neet who just finished uni. The future looks bleak.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you choose to write children's fiction because you were interested in writing whimsical stories for all ages or because you didn't believe you could write adult-oriented books?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't think of a good refute to the claim that audibooks are just as good as reading.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't reread a line in an audiobook. That's why I never touch them personally.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just tap on the reverse button on any of the music player on Android it'll take to or pull back the audio a certain seconds back or the amount of time to pull backwards which you've set in the settings.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Satan

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to go back.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You must be 18 to post here.

          You’re not reading

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            phone

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You must be 18 to post here.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a physical copy of Conrad's Nostromo but I still end up reading other stuff on my phone instead of dedicating my time to finishing what has been sitting on my shelf for a few months now. In fact, I would argue that there aren't many downsides to reading on a phone other than the size of the screen and the gradual damage to your eyesight. It's quick and practical.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In addition to that the inky deep, pristine blacks due to OLED make it a sheer joy to read on my phone.
      (S23 base)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >S23
        That's way too overpriced

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you possibly read long form on a phone? Maybe I'm old but the tiny screen absolutely kills any enjoyment I have from reading. You can have a larger font but even then the proportions give you a few words on a line which I can't stomach.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no other explanation other than I've gotten used to it. It does somewhat break the flow of the pages when you're dealing with an author who is very deliberate about how the words are supposed to be spread out, but I'll take what is available over nothing at all.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have at least 40 unread books at home and even more unread gifted ones

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't read a novel in years because I'm afraid that I'll just copy those novels in my writing

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the novels of Guy Des Cars. Octave Banicou is literally me.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read voraciously but anytime a story mentions romance I put it down

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped pretty much every acclaimed fantasy novel. I love fantastical settings but the writing always feels so up its own ass with the drama and the way the characters talk.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every book I’ve read in my modern life have been on my phone. Most of them downloaded for free in some way.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never finished Lord of the Rings because I thought it was boring. Made it to the third book and quit.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I false flag as polcels and troonys and I have drawn a lot of ire to each group here

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I joined some IQfy discord servers and I hate every single one of you.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bluffed my ENG211 college professor and stated I knew Latin. He then stated a phrase in Latin to which I pulled from some base English pieces out of and guessed correctly.
    >sig sampas tyrannosaurus

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I skip to the last page of every novel first so I can read the whole thing as a prequel

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was curious about female-oriented fanservice, so I went to Barnes & Noble and asked the (female) clerk for advice (didn't want to go by myself in an aisle full of women, lest I look like a creep), and made up a convenient lie that my gf liked romance novels so I wanted to read some and surprise her and talk about them. She squealed "You're the best boyfriend ever!" and dragged me into the aisle and started explaining popular authors/titles. I bought one of her recommendations to be polite (returned it later), but all I was after was her list of authors. Used that to explore, and read over 250 volumes of smut. Mission accomplished, I've now experienced female degeneracy, but I am a bit ashamed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any recs?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're really bad, only distinguishing feature is the tags. And holy shit was I not expecting the most common tag to be rape or forced/compelled sex.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Curious to know what were some of the oddest (to you) recurring points/tropes you bumped into through your explorations

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I skimmed through Ulysses, Gravitys Rainbow and Infinite Jest in like 2 weeks each. I can't remember a single scene from any of them

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to one-up Faust Pt.2 in terms of outrageousness. I think it would be great fun to offend almost everyone.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Yeats is the finest 20th Century poet and I teach Yeats in classes where he barely belongs so I can force several sections of gen ed students to work through his schizo mysticism
    This has done nothing to advance my career and I have never even attempted to publish on Yeats, even tangentially. Despite that I used Yeats stanzas for epigraphs to several published essays.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say he's one of the best in the 20th century, but definitely not THE best. He pales in comparison to people like David Park Barnitz and CA Smith.
      The 20th century was a bleak time for poetry.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hardly ever read books that I would like to read. I just go through eight huge lists that I set as my life projects and I don't even enjoy most of those books.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a midwit

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we were discussing a book in a literature class and I've happened to read an essay explaining it beforehand so I nailed it in class. In my defense I've nailed many other books before without reading anything extra.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only read histories and pulp horror fiction.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use AI to generate ideas and plot for books, then write everything myself because AI is filled with overwhelmingly moronic notions and illogical points, then use AI to generate further, then hate what it generated and rewrite everything effectively extending my writing time to 2X.

    As per reading sins, I mostly read fantasy or speculative biology/psychology books, because I am simply not captivated by anything that doesn't introduce a completely new, learnable concept to it's reader.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looked up synonyms while writing poetry

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped The Sound and Fury. It's fricking unbearable.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a book without knowing what it was about, turns out to be painfully gay.

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always end up accidentally damaging my books through my own sleep-deprived carelessness

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really read much

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