We’ve all had some pretty shallow reasons as to why we had sex with someone. For lots of guys, they want to break the “dry spell” after a breakup. Sometimes you just like their hair, or think that they’re impersonation of Crang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is on point (guilty).
We’re usually not proud of these reasons, and oftentimes we’d be horrified if anyone found out. But thanks to the wonder of the internet we can enjoy a little thing called anonymity.
And since not everyone in the world is a super-hacker, and since many of us are not even worthy of being hacked, people are ready and willing to share their deepest, shallowest secrets: like the worst reason why they ever had sex with someone. Thanks to Reddit, we can see these gloriously cringeworthy reasons by people kind enough to share.
Tired of arguing
*Shrug*
Never for pity
BAD IDEA. BAD IDEA.
That’s one way to get over a breakup
Hamburger helper
Surprise nudes
Tale as old as time
The consolation
Big mis-STEAK
Spur-of-the-moment present
Hat trick
Jumping bones
Oh my God
Tacos
Suicide screw
Idiocy
The Uncanny X-Men
Too tired to blow
Nice guys sometimes win
Sadly, all too common
Waiting for a miracle
Innkeeping
Rude if you didn’t
Tag-along
Challenge accepted
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