*cuts the most cringe promo in the history of wrestling*

*cuts the most cringe promo in the history of wrestling*

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was always a shit promo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets rejected
      >"yeah well she was a b***h anyway"
      you couldn't sound more like the upset incel you are if you tried
      kek verification not required

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get the last part of your post?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know it was based and the right promo to do because the right people are mad as frick about it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally no one is mad about it. People are pointing and laughing, not necessarily at Cope, but at Tony for sending Cope out there to say all that butthurt cringe shit kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing he does is yell seethe when people laugh at how moronic AEW is. Just block it out, hes in basically every thread 24/7, I think Tony probably pays him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah you're mad as frick
        no one is buying your lame ass laugh cope

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No need to sign your own post here, Adam

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Literally no one is mad about it.
          >he typed, through fat, greasy tears

          You know it was based and the right promo to do because the right people are mad as frick about it.

          >ur mad
          Zoomers are obsessed with making someone "mad." In wrestling terms, that only matters when that anger leads to heat which increases interest in the feud, and for a heel that means wanting to see him get his comeuppance, i.e. draws more TV views, more live attendance, and more PPV buys.

          But in this case, the people mocking Edge, whether they're angry or not, aren't tuning in to see him or the babyface beat Edge up. They're mocking from afar. That's not heat.

          That's not even go-away heat because in order to "go away" you have to first be watching the shows.

          >inb4 some variation of 'ur mad', this proving you know nothing about heat

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm not mad. If I tell you it's mad that means it's true.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You wanna pretend like Cope's promo made people somewhere mad for some reason but you can't even explain what they're supposed to be mad about. He didn't take any shots at WWE. The only thing he did was unintentionally clown AEW, Tony Khan, and himself.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lose weight b***hbreasts homosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you have no answer.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You wanna pretend like Cope's promo made people somewhere mad for some reason
            because you're actually obviously very mad right now lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We don't narrate ourselves in third person here

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's so easy to work you buffoons into doing what I want. I literally told you what you would do, and you STILL fell for it, and thus proved my point. LMAO

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If I say I'm not mad you can't say I'm mad
            You are a petulant child, b***hbreasts. Grow up.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Like shooting fish in a barrel.

            Are all the boards this easy? Or is planet moron more than just a meme?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Onions?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            triggering aewtists isn't an accomplishment anon. they've been having a melty all week

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your pic is literally what COPEland’s promo was

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally no one is mad about it.
        >he typed, through fat, greasy tears

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking this. Hell the fact that there are not only still threads from last night talking about it still at the top of the board but new ones made since is all you need to see it was the right move

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah you should run your company based on what works the marks on IQfy, thats going to translate into money. Nobody wants AEW to fail more than the AEWtists on here

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah you should run your company based on what works the marks on IQfy
          You're not as original and unique as you think. You share the same opinions as reddit, twitter, and all other social media

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dont think im original or unique, nice projection. If reddit is saying what I just said reddit is right.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's funny is that, at the heart of it, his promo was just about how it's ok to watch whatever promotion(s) you want, and how it's fun to enjoy pro wrestling. This upset the E-drones greatly for some reason.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >his promo was just about how it's ok to watch whatever promotion(s) you want, and how it's fun to enjoy pro wrestling
          this is what aew puts out to counter The Rock yelling "don't FRICK with the Final Boss" over a bloody Cody Rhodes. it's genuinely over for aew.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >E-drones see a few drops of blood
            >ZOMG BASED BASED BASED
            lmao you're so starved for anything remotely good that you're still cheerleading a very mid backstage ambush over a week later, it's fricking pathetic lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >WWE does one "mid" blood spot
            >gets more attention and praise than every aew blood spot ever combined and multiplied by 10
            maybe if Tony took a few lessons from HHH about how to book, he could get people to pay attention to aew.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound upset, you're not enjoying pro wrestling, what would Cope think?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That really is the best part. It was such a positive and feel-good promo. Got the crowd amped up too. The only mention he made of WWE was him talking about how he watched it as a kid. The boiling, squealing rage it's caused says so much more about those angry than it does him or AEW

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sad, but true

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The boiling, squealing rage it's caused says so much more about those angry than it does him or AEW
            it really does because they legitimately can't enjoy wrestling. any time they even talk about wwe, the place they actually do like, they still have to bring up aew. they can't even just watch their own show for what it is. i almost feel sorry for them in a way because it seems so miserable

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You mistake obvious comedy for head canon tragedy. That's very strange.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But the truth is it's not okay to watch whatever promotion you want because some promotions like AEW suck and don't produce enjoyable pro wrestling.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >his promo was just about how it's ok to watch whatever promotion(s) you want, and how it's fun to enjoy pro wrestling.
          It's not okay to watch whatever promotions you want, or play whatever games you want, or watch whatever movies you want.
          I will call people a moron if their tastes differ from mine, because it's fun.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >his promo was just about how it's ok to watch whatever promotion(s) you want, and how it's fun to enjoy pro wrestling.
          aka Tony Khan begging people to watch his show again. absolutely pathetic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That really is the best part. It was such a positive and feel-good promo. Got the crowd amped up too. The only mention he made of WWE was him talking about how he watched it as a kid. The boiling, squealing rage it's caused says so much more about those angry than it does him or AEW

          Nah these style of ra-ra lets just have fun lets go pro wrestling promos are just cringe as frick little bro, you're trying very hard to rationalize your opposition as being mad because you yourself are severely gotten to.
          Austin did one too during covid and it was fricking horrible and got rightfully mocked.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's only cringe to you because you take this shit far too seriously and can't just relax and enjoy it. It's wrestling. It's really not that deep. When you were a kid did you even remotely give a shit about the aspects of it you do now? No because you just enjoyed it for what it was

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am very capable of relaxing and enjoying it, I relaxed and enjoyed the contract signing, I even relaxed and enjoyed the Jay White match (because he's a shitter and I liked seeing Daddy Ass beat him up for 20 minutes)
            I just thought this was fricking cringe because it was fricking cringe. You don't have to throat everything tony does lil bro

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah remember when hulk hogan and the undertaker cut a TV promo about how much they love pro wrestling and how fun it is to watch it all the time and how excited they are to be able to wrestle Ricky steamboat?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Remember when the Rock, literally 72 hours ago, said that "wrestling is cool again"?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            excessive slop consumption has been linked to memory loss, please understand

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >heel rock taking credit for WWE's success in a promo is the same as edge begging people to watch aew and doing damage control because Tony Khan was butthurt that punk called him a clown
            homosexual are you shoot moronic

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >wrestling is cool again because i am back
            is not the same as
            >lets all just enjoy whatever we want you guys
            They're effectively the exact opposites.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if you don't like a wholesome reddit lets all just get along promo that's because you are projecting personal feelings
            Maybe it's just cringe as frick. I guarantee if gaytch had Gargano say this shit WWE fans would rip into that shit non-stop and call him a gay for it. Stop stanning so hard.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What you keep failing to understand is that AEW sucks. I can't "just enjoy it" because it sucks. The stories suck, the wrestling sucks, I really like a few of the people who work there but they're stuck in the belly of a dying mudshow. The product AEW is pumping out just isn't enjoyable because it's low quality poorly produced frequently nonsensical uncompelling slop. I can turn my brain off and enjoy a lot of things but I literally cannot turn my brain off enough to enjoy Tony the Clown's Smarktastic WWE Lite Bonanza. AEW was pretty good in my opinion from 2019 to 2022, but from 2023 to 2024? No word in the English language can adequately to describe how badly and how quickly it has fallen.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It upset me greatly as an AEW fan because I don’t need that shit. I don’t want friendly let’s all get along gay shit In wrestling. If a guy says frick you say frick you back and worse. Be a man. Also have an AEW guy say it not fricking Edge lol.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people are still laughing at AEW for this
        >clearly it was the right move

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          piggiEs aren't people

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go back you moronic homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was some real 4D chess. He called people out for their irrational anger and they respond with irrational anger, proving his point for him.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ya gotta love the Copester, ya just gotta

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I’m sure those threads will lead to so many viewers and money.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably.
        I haven't seen the promo though.
        I don't know what Edge said.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's funny is that, at the heart of it, his promo was just about how it's ok to watch whatever promotion(s) you want, and how it's fun to enjoy pro wrestling. This upset the E-drones greatly for some reason.

        Actually everybody is laughing, not mad. Knowing how autistic AEW fans are though I know this is a really difficult social concept to grasp for you. You'll get there kiddo!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking this. Hell the fact that there are not only still threads from last night talking about it still at the top of the board but new ones made since is all you need to see it was the right move

      What's funny is that, at the heart of it, his promo was just about how it's ok to watch whatever promotion(s) you want, and how it's fun to enjoy pro wrestling. This upset the E-drones greatly for some reason.

      That really is the best part. It was such a positive and feel-good promo. Got the crowd amped up too. The only mention he made of WWE was him talking about how he watched it as a kid. The boiling, squealing rage it's caused says so much more about those angry than it does him or AEW

      >The boiling, squealing rage it's caused says so much more about those angry than it does him or AEW
      it really does because they legitimately can't enjoy wrestling. any time they even talk about wwe, the place they actually do like, they still have to bring up aew. they can't even just watch their own show for what it is. i almost feel sorry for them in a way because it seems so miserable

      This right here? This is why I love laughing at AEW.
      They take it so personally.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek you're mass replying. You're definitely not upset. Not at all

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bitchbreasts this shit is your entire life because you don't have a real one
          thats why you're so mad about this. you got called out.

          Now type that without crying

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            After you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bitchbreasts this shit is your entire life because you don't have a real one
        thats why you're so mad about this. you got called out.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >every anti-AEW post is b***hbreasts
          >every anti-WWE post is ojama
          Have two gimmicks ever gotten more over?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          facts

          https://i.imgur.com/GaMrQfj.png

          But the truth is it's not okay to watch whatever promotion you want because some promotions like AEW suck and don't produce enjoyable pro wrestling.

          keep seething pedobreasts, it's a really good look

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do AEW trannies always think people laughing at them means they’re mad? Is this some common cope of theirs?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now type that without gritting your teeth and scowling

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he said, crying
          wipe those tears fatty, it'll all be ok once you have a nice day

          >nah you are

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We don't narrate ourselves in third person here

            that's right, squeal for me piggiE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he said, crying
        wipe those tears fatty, it'll all be ok once you have a nice day

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do AEW trannies always think people laughing at them means they’re mad?
        Somehow when /asp/ went public (/pw/), all the fun, all the shitposts, all the memes - they didn't translate because losers like AEWgays don't actually know how to have fun. That's why Cope's cope promo fell on deaf ears.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      175k viewers tuned out during the promo sadly.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was super gay and that biggest reaction was when edge mentioned Cody. honestly embarrassing for Tony Khan.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    straight from Tony's heart
    hope he was compensated well for this embarrassment

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could hear the echoing of a pin drop in that arena

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything since Edge unretired has been such a miss and since his move to AEW its just gotten worse. Now people meme that he was never good, what a staggering fall from grace.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing hyperbolic about this post at all. Surely you're not seething despite the froth at the corners of your snout and your hoof-damaged keyboard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re trying to be sarcastic and yet there is absolutely nothing hyperbolic about saying that promo is possibly the most cringe ever in history

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one is mentioning the mic shorting out twice, I'm surprised.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was like the tenth most cringe thing about this promo

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was only good on the mic when he was tagging with Christian being a dude bro goof butthole.
    that was 20+ years ago.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    humiliation ritual

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People hating on AEW mostly (Im excluding the 5 people who post here) want AEW to succeed and are not so delusional as to pretend its doing well. They might be misguided in what they think Khan is doing wrong but theyre not like you morons sticking your head in the sand about how bad its gotten.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    even reddit is calling it cringe. that's frickin crazy.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why not someone other than Edge? this shit was weak and cringe af

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not Edge? I could get if he was someone who signed on and half-assed it or was only part time or something. But he's been there nearly every week giving anything and everything he can. He's had twice as many matches in AEW already alone than he did in his last full year of WWE. Plus it coming from him, being someone like Punk who came from WWE and is now in AEW, carries a lot more weight than someone who's just been in AEW the whole time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why not Edge?
        because he sucks and he's the frickin fiftieth person to do a "aw shucks I'm so happy to be here and I maybe get to wrestle a bunch of indy nobodies" promo when everyone knows that those people are there for a piece of Tony's dad's money and to not have to work very hard.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as if they wouldn't spend all day seething about it no matter who did the promo, or if they didn't do the promo, literally whatever else is on the show.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >But he's been there nearly every week giving anything and everything he can.
        My homie, Edge is only in AEW to milk Tony for a paycheck and have fun playing with his friends.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're going to have an ex-WWE guy speak for Tony, then it should have been Danielson. He was there when everything was shit, and Edge only got into AEW because WWE didn't want to pay him anymore. It didn't pack a punch when Edge spoke at all.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Edge only got into AEW because WWE didn't want to pay him anymore
          One of the biggest contributing factors for Edge leaving and going to AEW was that WWE wouldn't budge on the set number of dates they were allowing him to work. Which is something he's wanting to do more of before he gets too old too and understandably so after missing those 9 years. That's pretty evident again in the fact that he's wrestled twice as many matches just since coming to AEW than he did in all of 2023 with WWE. Plus Bryan can't cut a serious promo without smiling

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hurr durr he worked so hard prease understandu

            nah frick him he botched his match with demon balor in HiTC and his role in Judgment day sucked dick

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*cuts the most cringe promo in the history of wrestling*
    Nah that was Steph saying she loves her rapist dad and led the crowd chanting his name, actually

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AEW releases a bunch of talent
    >high paid former WWE star comes out and rubs it in their faces
    evil fricking company

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was when he named the members of the elite, Cody got the biggest pop, then he named Tony himself and the crowd sounded mixed/confused.
    They saw right through it lmao, even the aew trannies are catching on to this hollow self-aggrandizing shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cody got the biggest pop
      lol stop lying. Panties literally dropped when he said Kenny's name.
      >then he named Tony himself and the crowd sounded mixed/confused.
      wow, it's almost like this image of AEW as a cult is all projection and the only people obsessed with Tony Khan are parasocial incelibate porkers like yourself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Panties literally dropped when he said Kenny's name.
        I was talking about in the arena, not your bedroom.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I did have sex while you spent all evening on discord, it's true.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was in the arena rubbing my dicky when he said Kenny dumbass.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            baesd rihoooOOOOOOo

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Riho would never. Her dicky is not for sexuals.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Panties literally dropped when he said Kenny's name.
        I was talking about in the arena, not your bedroom.

        KEK pigwheels ethered

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >will os-pree

    was he doing it on purpose?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a WWE spy/agent so yeah.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, as amateur hour as AEW has been, the last 5 years have been such an entertaining ride of shitshows and hilarity. The wrestling world was in a dire state of being incredibly boring, so as much as AEW has done it in the worst way (for them) imaginable, they really have made wrestling fun. That's about the only thing true, the rest is just incredibly panicked damage control. If I were being given 7 figures by Tiny as a washed up old man with a broken neck, I'd cut a promo for him too, frick it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its true, AEW has had an overall positive effect even tho it currently sucks and its fans are moronic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it currently sucks and its fans are moronic
        nah WWE does and you are

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont watch wrestling

    care to share a dailymotion link to the promo?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1775677537881891021

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://streamable.com/jqeu74

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    btfo Punketty

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most WWE fans admit that WWE sucks outside a few good storylines but watch it anyways because they liked it when they were kids and they want it to get good again. Meanwhile AEW fans can't even accept the smallest criticisms of AEW, they are a genuine cult. If anybody with a modicum of influence in the wrestling business says anything bad about AEW they instantly circle the wagons, cut more muh fed bad promos, and double down on their gay indierific product. It's an embrassament to the business, WCW and TNA never did this kinda shit, they might have took jabs but they never had deranged meltdowns.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >embrassament
      *embarrassment. before I get GMS'd

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe people just think you're an annoying homosexual and that's why they treat you like one

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AND IM HERE FOR ONE REASON. A MONEYMARK WITH A VANITY FED OVERPAID ME TO BE HERE.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    qrd?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Copeland: I grew up watching every wrestling promotion, from WWF to NWA to Stampede. I think we should all just enjoy pro wrestling.
      >E-drones: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      now you're all caught up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tony: Edge. EDGE!
        >Cope: ...oh Tony. Hi. it's Adam btw.
        >Tony: Edge did you see what is happening online?
        >Cope: Uh...wha-no?
        >Tony: They're laughing at me EDGE! LAUGHING! Go out there and tell them this place is great.
        >Cope: Ok so you want me to touc-
        >Tony: GO OUT THERE AND FRICKING SELL MY FED YOU FRICKING CANADIAN TWAT OR I'LL HAVE YOU TAKING LADDER DIVES IN WINNIPEG AGAINST THE DARK ORDER ON YOUTUBE

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why do AEW trannies always think people laughing at them means they’re mad?
          Somehow when /asp/ went public (/pw/), all the fun, all the shitposts, all the memes - they didn't translate because losers like AEWgays don't actually know how to have fun. That's why Cope's cope promo fell on deaf ears.

          we don't post our schizophrenic meltdowns here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Copeland cut a really shitty rah-rah lets be friends and enjoy wrestling promo, people dunked on him and aewtists are hurting.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i got to see owen hart start his wrestling career in calgary
    >and i got to see owen hart end his career at over the edge
    >how cool is that?
    >but you know what is even cooler than watching owen hart die?
    >AEW wrestling

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be frieends...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because E-drones are fat and moronic and poor, that's why slopdown got cancelled

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People complain about aew wasting TV time on self gratifying nonsense segments that have nothing to do with any stories or logic and that literally none could possibly care about.
    AEW responds by sending Edge out, under the alias of Cope, to literally Cope about the criticism and say "well it's ok that it's bad because I am having fun".

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I just heckin love pro wrestling y’all!!
    >and that means Tony Khan!
    >(no pop)
    GRIM

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He got that 50k bonus

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AEW fans are really uptight for some reason

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously why did Tony send out the WWE guy that signed like 6 months ago to cut the pro-AEW damage control promo?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you still seething about it?

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