Dan Simmon's "Writing Well"

https://web.archive.org/web/20130127083710/http://www.dansimmons.com/writing_welll/archive/writing_index.htm
What are your thoughts on this writing guide, IQfy? It seems to contain some great advice for a newb writer like myself, but at times Simmons seems to be more interested in jerking off dead writers than in teaching the reader how to write well. Sure, like he says in part 2, Hemingway was a great writer and worth studying, but people were writing fiction long before he was born and thus reading him isn't a prerequisite to becoming a great writer. Are most English professors like this?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TLDR?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't too long and you will read it.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dan Simmons
    Never heard of him, so why would I take advice from him?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's written several bestselling novels and spent years teaching people how to write before that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just looked him up... lol. Genre fiction isn't literature. He doesn't write.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literature is any collection of written work
          Fiction novels are a kind of written work
          Therefore Genre Fiction is literature
          Therefore Genre Fiction is literature and he does write

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literary fiction is literature.
            Genre fiction is a failed screenplay.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're hopelessly pivoting the line of discussion to MUH MOVIES (which genre fiction predates) because you got BTFOd by my clear, concise reasoning in the previous post. Shouldn't one of your pretentious philosophy tomes taught you that whataboutism isn't a valid argument?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how to be a good writer you ask? Simple, have a 2 book build up to a zero G groomer sex scene.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jerking off other writers
    I mean this dude did insert a part in Hyperion that jerked off Gass for no reason at all, and all the shit with that John Keats robot, how are you surprised by this

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only take writing advice from books written pre-1970's.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would I take advice from a man that has written one (1) good book?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not reading Hemingway.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't read any literary fiction because it's boring.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The man who wrote "Endymion" and "Rise of Endymion" has no business telling anyone how to write.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Endymion was good. Rise was where things started going to shit.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny how anonymous posters on IQfy will critique best-selling authors out of insecurity without ever writing a single sentence of their own

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm published 🙂

      So is anyone here going to make a constructive post for people who want to learn writing or y'all just going to b***h about having to read something longer than the McDonalds dollar menu?

      You're hopelessly pivoting the line of discussion to MUH MOVIES (which genre fiction predates) because you got BTFOd by my clear, concise reasoning in the previous post. Shouldn't one of your pretentious philosophy tomes taught you that whataboutism isn't a valid argument?

      Genre fiction is writing's McDonald's.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well firstly writing something really low quality and bland still counts as writing literature.
        Secondly, genre fiction varies in quality and some genre fiction being shitty doesn't make all genre fiction bad.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          All genre fiction is bad. If it weren't bad, it would be literary fiction.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice appeal to authority. you see the slop that's on best selling lists lately?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is anyone here going to make a constructive post for people who want to learn writing or y'all just going to b***h about having to read something longer than the McDonalds dollar menu?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good.

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