>data "scientist"
>let's open htop and with matrix grids around it
>surely this will impress people
What are some red flags in the technology field?
 It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
 |
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
>data "scientist". >let's open htop and with matrix grids around it
i often intentionally leave cmatrix running before i start doing a demo as a joke. i try to make it look like i'm trying to be cool. most people might not even get that i'm doing a parody but either way it's hilarious to myself
lmao, I'm so fricking addicted to laughting that I do stuff like that all the time .
I always try to put faintly embarrassing tabs in my browser any time I share my screen at work :^)
I like taking a few minutes every now and then to come up with new ones
Lmao
Though tbh if you show what real astronomy is like, everyone will just fall asleep. It's 30% reading papers, 30% writing your own paper in overleaf and 30% staring at your results or code asking why it's wrong
>Red flags
#1. No fun allowed.
That's 105%.
>thinks he isn't deliberately acting moronic to hide his super hacker power level
Anon... do you even infosec?
This. Its cybersecurity 101. The first thing they teach you about cybersecurity is how to control your power level to mislead the attackers. Only after that do they teach you about comptuers
I work in ML as engineer and dealing with data/ML scientists is the worst part. They write code to prove a point, not for it to be usable. You have to rewrite it almost in its entirety before taking it to prod.
>They write code to prove a point, not for it to be usable
That's a design thing. You first do a fast protoype to check an idea then you redo from scratch if the idea is good enough. That way if the idea ain't that good you will not waste months instead of days.
This is why this whole field is a joke: because the mentally ill use it to impress their peers, quintessential indian behavior
One of the reasons I left the field years ago. Writing was on the wall, there is no professional association or filter lile for actuaries, so any ape can claim to be a data scientist woth absolutely no understanding. Look at the subreddit, just absolute idiots chasing clout, with high school level understanding of mathematics, blowing each other and affirming that they're totally not impostors. Took a paycut to a GS13 mathematician position, seven years later im on easy street as GS15 making just about what I used to make.
If you do not have a graduate degree in mathematics, statistics, computer science, etc, you are not and cannot be a data scientist, its that simple.
Academia is cucked
Based, had a smart coworker and we did a project. Our demo was a screen recorder we played. My first suggestion was to make the command prompt black with dark green letters like the matrix. mad lad even added a 3d gif to the presentation to get people more impressed. Sometimes I feel 30% of my job is being a used car salesman.
>web
>agile
>scrum
>blockchain
>Excel / Word
>AI
>ML
>SAP
>UX
>vim
>.NET
>NoSQL
>ORMs
>adobe
if youre too serious with anything you look like a pretentious moron
>red flags in the tech?
Overly staged backgrounds on Zoom/Teams/whatever
> books I've never read
> figures from a show I don't understand and won't watch
> memento from a conference I didn't go to
> odd looking thing I hope somebody asks me about
> token USB thing
> couple of pointless stuffed animals
> bib from race I ran (walked actually)