I miss early internet when stuff like this was a bombshell revelation and you never doubted for a second that it was real
I miss SomethingAwful. I miss Lowtax... I wish Lowtax would come back and pull a big lever and all the trannies on SomethingAwful would be swallowed up by the earth and burn in hell. I miss Photoshop Phriday..
No TA or professor would actually take the time to comment line-by-line like this. They'd see the nonsensical opening and immediately realize the student didn't actually do the assignment, then give them an F.
>write extensive commentary and take every student seriously >reread every obtusely written line 5 times just in case the student might be saying something genius and i'm actually the obtuse one not understanding it >give real earnest advice on how to improve >always grade generously >check paper pickup bin at end of year >3/74 people picked up their papers >never bother again
I have deep-seated resentment for any TA I've ever met. Anything I place effort into I score 100% but with TAs no matter what they go out of their way to screw you. Specially but not exclusively if the TA is another gender or ethnicity than yourself. They want to prove something to the professor at your expense.
This homosexual should lose his job for grading a philosophy midterm like a middle school grammar teacher. You're supposed to judge on the concepts approached, not on the prose. Fricking poser.
I disagree. Nitpicking minor mistakes is one thing, but you should definitely be penalized if your prose on a college paper is absolute trash like this.
Everyone knows Mario is cool as frick. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistant?) Dr Pepper. Perchance.
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a-go!" Keep it up, Baby!
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And, yet, for man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feel any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
Should have said that the Jordan figure is depicted as a Christ figure on an inverted St. Anthony's cross. This represents the inversion of Black life from a vibrant people who valued nature, family, communitas, and hard work, to a people who are broken and disfunctional as a result of being made subject to the multiplicity of Capital or sumsuch.
What the Nike execs really thought: >Yeah, let's make the logo MJ in a dunk pose, like he's jumping. That would look cool and inspirational. The Black folk would love it.
Perchance.
>You can't just say "perchance"
This is why I can never be a teacher. I would rather blow my brains out than read and mark up shit like this.
KEK I was thinking the exact opposite
I would happily destroy those JuCo, pot head's papers' with blood red ink. Wanna half ass my mid term, sheit.
That’s not a teacher’s handwriting
newbie.
Get out from under your rock
Well, it's no "Trains, Planes, and Plantains"
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Yes, it's actually a decent paper for a Philosophy 101 class. Most undergrads don't even know who Kant is.
ESL here, what's wrong with perchance?
You can't put it at the end of a sentence
Of course you can, how else does language evolve!?
Shoo shoo descriptivist
It's a sentence fragment as presented. "Perchance" is an adverb, it modifies a verb and can't stand on its own.
I miss early internet when stuff like this was a bombshell revelation and you never doubted for a second that it was real
I miss SomethingAwful. I miss Lowtax... I wish Lowtax would come back and pull a big lever and all the trannies on SomethingAwful would be swallowed up by the earth and burn in hell. I miss Photoshop Phriday..
No TA or professor would actually take the time to comment line-by-line like this. They'd see the nonsensical opening and immediately realize the student didn't actually do the assignment, then give them an F.
>write extensive commentary and take every student seriously
>reread every obtusely written line 5 times just in case the student might be saying something genius and i'm actually the obtuse one not understanding it
>give real earnest advice on how to improve
>always grade generously
>check paper pickup bin at end of year
>3/74 people picked up their papers
>never bother again
Actually a professor would just grade the student based on race and gender without ever reading their essays.
way to out your self as someone who never went to college kek
I have deep-seated resentment for any TA I've ever met. Anything I place effort into I score 100% but with TAs no matter what they go out of their way to screw you. Specially but not exclusively if the TA is another gender or ethnicity than yourself. They want to prove something to the professor at your expense.
This homosexual should lose his job for grading a philosophy midterm like a middle school grammar teacher. You're supposed to judge on the concepts approached, not on the prose. Fricking poser.
I disagree. Nitpicking minor mistakes is one thing, but you should definitely be penalized if your prose on a college paper is absolute trash like this.
Everyone knows Mario is cool as frick. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistant?) Dr Pepper. Perchance.
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a-go!" Keep it up, Baby!
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And, yet, for man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feel any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
who would have thunk it?
Should have said that the Jordan figure is depicted as a Christ figure on an inverted St. Anthony's cross. This represents the inversion of Black life from a vibrant people who valued nature, family, communitas, and hard work, to a people who are broken and disfunctional as a result of being made subject to the multiplicity of Capital or sumsuch.
What the Nike execs really thought:
>Yeah, let's make the logo MJ in a dunk pose, like he's jumping. That would look cool and inspirational. The Black folk would love it.
>perfectly quaffed hair
>this guy took your postdoc position
Your response, IQfyizens?