Did they really shift the timeline?

Did they really shift the timeline?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes, in this timeline you are going to get bald, die a lone and be bitter for the rest of your life. enjoy

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /pol/tards are amazing

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >666 in the logo
    nothing to see here normies, move along.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even if they were satanists. Why would the put it in their logo?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To give it power via a blessing from satan.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But I thought they pray to shiva.

          because satan likes to give little hints.
          same reason for apple's logo

          Does he not dislike when his minions pray to other gods?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He goes by many names as long as it is adversarial, it is a tribute to the adversary, better if it references a bunch of establish adversarial symbols.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because satan likes to give little hints.
        same reason for apple's logo

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IQfy really is a quality board

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They have. Yesterday he was Nikola Tesla, today he's Nikoli Tesla.
    What the frick

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder, this was just a prank even though they have no idea how it could have happened, when exactly it happened, or who did it, its totally 100% just a silly fake news prank.
    https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/aug/18/fake-human-sacrifice-filmed-at-cern-with-pranking-scientists-suspected

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yup, in the previous timeline OP was gay, now he is a looney troon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is a change in semantics, not timelines.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if CERN could shift timelines. then why haven’t they shifted us to a timeline where SUSY is real and this CERN requires much more funding to understand it?

    imagine if it were possible that CERN discovers SUSY and as a byproduct it is realized that SUSY lends itself to a new super-weapon 10000 times more powerful than any nuke. it could happen. if it did then funding would roll into CERN to make sure the US and NATO lock it down before anyone else. that would make all the current CERN experts rich bigwigs.

    supposing timeline shifting power exists. why haven’t they done this already?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They don't need to, all out nuclear war with the current weapons cache is already global annihilation tier deploying a more powerful weapons will still result in mutual destruction when automated nuclear retaliation engages.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        assume the SUSY weapon can be deployed in such a way that it can nearly instantaneously neutralize all nuclear silos, subs. again this is a real possibility and if we could shift the timeline toward it then all of us in physics would be rich pronto

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I am not assuming shit, this is a science forum, it is up to you to explain exactly how your theory is a real possibility.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sorry, all i was doing was trying to steelman the “timeline change” theory to flesh out the obvious implications. of course it doesn’t really pan out but i was making an effort to analyze the “timeline change” theory in a forgiving way, and if you got hurt i am sincerely sorry

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your low effort is the only thing that made me feel insulted, I was expecting you to explain your position, not simply tell me to just assume it is right.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    'timeline' shifted after 911, and again in 2012, and another one is coming sometime in the next 20 years

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, and in this timeline they raped your mother and turned you into a troony.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah and they also used microwave to time travel the bananas.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, that was just memetic shift in the noosphere

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