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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You should be able to master C++ in like 3 months it really isn't that hard, but you can't learn programming without social media.

    You have to join the femboys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you should be able to learn c++ in 3 months
      kek

      • 2 years ago
        tripnigger

        "Learning a language" is just as learning a language

        Understand you got libaries and stuff to learn you got to learn how to read the docs and how to gain informations its not just like ohh learn c++
        you're a Black person sir, you are a troon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's right, dipshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >can't learn programming without social media.
      The absolute state of modern IQfy everyone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can I repent and go back to nornal after I learn enough?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A period of 6 months is enough to:
    > become an employable backend dev
    > become an employable frontend dev
    > become an employable fullstack JS/TS dev

    What matters is how you choose your curriculum and resources. It also matters how you present yourself during interviews.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I disappeared for 16 years and learned nothing.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pretty much the same as you can without them, maybe less, because if all you do is try to cram something in your brain for uninterrupted periods of time your brain will just filter out most of it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you're falling for old outdated Facebook memes you're ngmi

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to party
    >Friend introduces you to mid-level manager who is looking for an ITguy
    >Get a new job Monday

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >don't go to parties
    >start learning high profitable skills
    >3 months in realize shit ain't that easy
    >progress journal still 1 page long
    >after 3 more months start applying with your poorly put together set of "skills"
    >"what were you doing in the past 6 months?"
    >"i-i was in the grind, not going to parties, l-learning skills!"
    >*gets rejected*
    >kills self after unending months of rejection and becoming homeless or being forced to move back home to an abusive mother
    >meanwhile Chad, who went to parties, met Karen who set him up to a CTO gig right out of college

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > highly profitable skills
    > copy writing
    > web design
    > social media marketing
    I haven't laughed so hard in awhile thank you

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >highly profitable skills
    Also, frick off we're full.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who shills more morons into joining the tech industry? Who benefits from this? Tech companies who want to pay peanuts I guess?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Define "learn".
    Learning the syntax of a language takes weeks at most.
    Learning all its features/libraries, months (depending on the language)
    Mastering a language in its entirety takes years, usually.
    If you're talking about programming a software from beginning to end; coding debugging, testing and deploying it. This too will require years to master.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So everyone here is some super duper elite L33T master? Everyone in the daily programming generals are geniuses?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I write copies all day, tha frick

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bad advice 101

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, anon, but where's your college degree and minimum two years of experience?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tech speed run guide tutorial mlg gamer (100k/YEAR) FREE

    1. Go through the app academy open old curriculum. 7 days a week, 16 hours a day, finish in 2 months.
    2. Make an upwork account and work. Build portfolio, practice interviews, ans get degree from WGU (4 months)
    ???
    Profit

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >web design
    >copywriting
    >community manager
    >high paying job
    LMAO, how old is this meme? 2010?
    It's kinda ironic because these markets are way oversaturated with pajeets and hispanics and the only way to make a decent income from these is through social media or connections.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I disappeared for like 1.5 years with the goal of passing CCNA

    >still ain't passed lmao

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In six months of making connections, visiting high-end clientele and their little get togethers, I can secure myself a better job than any idiot who follows this image would. Because I did. Its all about connections - workplaces are just a bunch of frickin' idiots who don't know hands from feet. The only people who get anything done are the idiotic wagies we laugh about - the ones who believe in "work ethic" and the like. The rest of the necessary jobs are outsourced for 1/4th the cost to India. I've literally done nothing but visit the board and sometimes hang out with IT for four years now, and its all because I dressed nicely and visited the right people.
    Make connections, don't become a worthless shut-in. That's for the pajeets and lower class. Unless you're hideously ugly, fat or diseased or something. Connections. I have ~30 people under me I can send on whatever task and claim half of the credit for.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >making connections
      Who the frick wants to connect with some tryhard with no skills? Put down 48 laws of power for a second and stop larping. I'm not saying the horseshit in OP's pic is worth a damn but being good enough at bullshitting to talk your way into a job managing skilled people is something you can't learn and only 1/1000000 people are born with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Make connections, don't become a worthless shut-in. That's for the pajeets and lower class. Unless you're hideously ugly, fat or diseased or something.
      What if you're attractive and can communicate with people, but would rather eat your own shit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly? Half of those people who succeeded in what I did are probably massively degenerate freaks. Nobody cares so long as its kept under wraps.

        >making connections
        Who the frick wants to connect with some tryhard with no skills? Put down 48 laws of power for a second and stop larping. I'm not saying the horseshit in OP's pic is worth a damn but being good enough at bullshitting to talk your way into a job managing skilled people is something you can't learn and only 1/1000000 people are born with.

        I absolutely studied and learned, you *did* go to college, correct? But then I spent my time learning my people skills and getting out there. I'm not saying you can talk well and get any job, but to get a good job you're FAR better off impressing a few individuals than trying to make some sort of resume look good.
        I never bullshitted; I know most of my stuff. I'm not the best at it, but I get paid a lot more than the people who are the best at it. Interesting, innit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I absolutely studied and learned
          >never bullshitted; I know most of my stuff
          >I've literally done nothing but visit the board and sometimes hang out with IT for four years now
          make up your mind
          >I'm not saying you can talk well and get any job
          >Its all about connections - workplaces are just a bunch of frickin' idiots who don't know hands from feet
          make up your mind

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, I'm talking about what I did previously and what I did after. Are you sure your reading comprehension is up to spark?
            After I got out of college, in which I spent my time learning my stuff and spending my time, I got a job through connections. Not coding prowess or work ethic. After that, it was smooth sailing - I barely have to apply any of my skills or do actual work.
            The second part is correct in both statements - Is English your second language? The people at the top generally have no idea what they're doing, so they get someone under them to make sure. Then that person gets someone else under them to make sure again, and then there's a bunch of people under that person doing their job.
            Honestly, I'm wasting my Japanese studying time to reply to you so you could at least try and read a bit slower, non?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, haha. My apologies. That's a fair point - honestly, I can't even hate it. People suck, things suck, its awful interacting with people constantly. In the end I have to though - I need money and I wanted the easiest way. I realized putting on a fake smile was a simpler task than trying to be the best at my field. I hate how the current system works - Talent and skill should be what promotes someone, not because they're friends with the boss. But what can we do?
            Its just that OP's image pisses me off - its not going to do anything useful for someone. If anything, you'd be better off mixing your extra studying with other activities so as to keep your brain fresh and moving around.
            Anyways, I'm back on the grindstone again, so ta-ta for now.

            bro you're so gross lol I would never take advice from you, moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >degenerate freaks. Nobody cares so long as its kept under wraps.
          Lmao, I wasn't talking about literally eating shit, I was saying that some of us would, as a hyperbole, rather eat shit in their basement than "maek cunnekshunz"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, haha. My apologies. That's a fair point - honestly, I can't even hate it. People suck, things suck, its awful interacting with people constantly. In the end I have to though - I need money and I wanted the easiest way. I realized putting on a fake smile was a simpler task than trying to be the best at my field. I hate how the current system works - Talent and skill should be what promotes someone, not because they're friends with the boss. But what can we do?
            Its just that OP's image pisses me off - its not going to do anything useful for someone. If anything, you'd be better off mixing your extra studying with other activities so as to keep your brain fresh and moving around.
            Anyways, I'm back on the grindstone again, so ta-ta for now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >If anything, you'd be better off mixing your extra studying with other activities so as to keep your brain fresh and moving around.
            I agree on that point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna kill you anon, gatekeeping parasitical homosexual

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If your goal is to get a good job, don’t do this. You need to be social if you want to be anything but a code janny

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've disapeared for the past 5 years and now the only thing I have is a work that make me to want to kill myself.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is incredibly stupid.
    Why the frick would you disappear for 6 months training on some shitty side hustle when you can be working like 40-50 hours a week and making money? Yes study in your free time but this is so stupid man

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homie I've disappeared for 4 years and I'm like a lvl 21 varrock guard. If you're highly intelligent, you can probably get to like lvl 7 farmer level in six months, but that's not a lot in terms of human capital. Nobody's gonna want to pay a guy who's been programming for 6 months to come program for them unless they see some long term potential (ie. you need a degree). You could become a QA Black person sure, any dummy could. But will any company hire you without a degree? Maybe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what are you even Black personing about

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >le epic meritocracy meme

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It will take you five and a half months to install gentoo, and then the last two weeks exist in perpetuity. You whisper “just two more weeks” in the mirror.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nothing you could learn in that time would be more valuable than learning how to talk to other people
    corruption is a tool and you should only learn enough to give some credibility to what you say

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    depends on how prone you are to burning out
    if i went full monk mode for 6 months i'd probably give up after the first month
    the longest i've gone was 2 months spending about 4 hours per day cramming leetcode or studying for exams. but even then i'd go out and grab lunch or dinner with friends at the end of every week just to keep myself sane

    t. quit gayMAN job to grind for 6 months and ended up doing frick all and just grinding leetcode to get a different gayMAN job

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Internet is a distraction, and trying to learn programming without it is folly.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i do not care to live in this society anymore.
    i am content as a stagnant puddle evaporating away to muddy oblivion.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dude blue highlighted text lmao

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