>don't bring those old books to a restaurant with me, you are embarrasing me anon
What do?
>don't bring those old books to a restaurant with me, you are embarrasing me anon
>don't bring those old books to a restaurant with me, you are embarrasing me anon
What do?
You're not supposed to bring old book to restaurants, but to talk about them.
This is moronic. What sort of amusement did you get out of posting this garbage no effort thread? No one but the supreme kings of autism has ever brought a book to read at a restaurant - maybe to a cafe, but that is all.
I took my kindle to a restaurant once, but I'm a supreme king of autism.
Did she like it?
*reads menu*
I always take my kindle whenever I go to a restaurant alone.
Who the frick are you?
She looks like the poetess in Cosmopolis
Delicious
>What do?
Lick her fingers.
slap her upside the head with my hardcover copy of theodore mommsen's history of rome volumes 1-5
Nice to see you again. Who were you last time, do you think?
😉
"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"
Not bring a book on a date, unless I intend to lend or gift it. This isn’t a study time sort of restaurant.
I love women. They bust your balls like bad moms but are also lying prostitutes on top of it.
>Women are all one way hive-mind
Why are chuds like this?
90% of women are just carbon copies of each other. They're wired for socialization and reproduction, not differentiation and achievements.
What is New Jerusalem?
>he brings books on a date.
Even if i go for a meal with my wife i wont take a book. The frick is wrong with people?
However if a girl i was out with spent the meal on her phone i use to book it before the desert so she was left with the bill.
>What do?
You're not supposed to bring old book to restaurants, but to talk about them.
James?
but my dear you are a terrible conversationalist and when else am I going to find spare time to read William of Rubruck's account of the Great Khan? do you think the drama of your workplace can compete with a man who explained Christ to a king of all savages? can the drama surrounding your warm and slimy hole compete with the man Roger Bacon called Brother William?
Simple, I ignore her for the rest of the meal and pay undivided attention to the book.
Silly women, you are not more important than my copy of infinite jest.