>Buy dried beans instead of canned beans. Not only are they cheaper by the pound, you can plant them in your yard and get more beans for free. Keep planting some of the beans you harvest and it's basically free beans for life. If you think that's crazy, wait 'til you find out what you can do with potatoes.
>boomer dad sends me to buy groceries because im a god tier cook >"Dad I want to buy this white wine, its good for cooking" >his boomer eyes bulge and he leans forward >in a puzzled question, "wait is it for drinking or cooking?!"
...
Also >taking a course in gluten free cooking >teacher asks each student "why are you taking this course?" >"celiac" >"celiac" >"gluten intolerant" >"I just want to try the diet" >all of us turn our heads to look at him >"what?" >oh yeah just limit yourself to inferior tasting less nutritious more expensive food because you see fashionable labels at the store
MANY SUCH CASES
Restaurants hate me by default until I become a regular
>you've no idea how absolutely luke-warm IQ cud-chewing moronic your average schmuck on the street really is
I never really used to notice and I doubt I’m getting any smarter so they must be getting dumber. Where do people under 30 get their programming from?
>hang onto the underside of other cars to get to your destination >I don’t wanna see you touching toilet paper unless you’re stocking it as the janitor
Don't buy a house, but also don't rent one. Live in a van. Rent out the van to homeless people for $5 a night while you warm yourself outside on the exhaust
Live in a tent made of roadkill skins tanned with garbage picked up roadside
you can find free sticks in any forest
you can obtain a grow it yourself partner in any preschool
sell your children into slavery and put the returns into an index fund
Your urine is not waste like we’ve been lied to but ultra filtered blood plasma. 4 years ago I had several chronic issues. Hypothyroidism and leaky gut amongst them. If I ate any carbs or sugars I couldn’t walk straight for half the day. Came across urine therapy… it all made sense… and since I’m a live to eat type of guy and couldn’t go on just eating meat and veggies I started drinking my urine. Within 4 days I was healed. And was eating deep dish pizzas by the end of the week like before.
Also for the past 10 years I’ve had kerotoconus which is the thinning of the cornea wall. I wear sclera lenses which I can see perfectly in but at some point I’ll likely need a cornea transplant. Within the past 3 weeks I’ve started dripping my eyes with my morning urine. I can see better now right now. Maybe like 20% better and will continue doing it
>pic related
A girl I was talking to with eating disorders and bad stomach issues
do not eat
Eat your cum for protein
Kek
lel
hahaha
>a cup of gasoline has all the calories you'll need for the day
Shit in a bucket to save on water. Use your shit as manure to grow potatoes as a side hustle.
does it have to be mine though?
Nah you can drink mine anon
>Buy dried beans instead of canned beans. Not only are they cheaper by the pound, you can plant them in your yard and get more beans for free. Keep planting some of the beans you harvest and it's basically free beans for life. If you think that's crazy, wait 'til you find out what you can do with potatoes.
>cashflow your beans selling at the market and buy your neighbors yard to double your yield
wash the floss and hang it to dry, then re-use again, keep repeating until debt free
way ahead of you pal
>the average person wastes up to 1.5 gallons of water each day by sweating
ramsey is unironically a treasure trove for 95% of americans
you've no idea how absolutely luke-warm IQ cud-chewing moronic your average schmuck on the street really is
>boomer dad sends me to buy groceries because im a god tier cook
>"Dad I want to buy this white wine, its good for cooking"
>his boomer eyes bulge and he leans forward
>in a puzzled question, "wait is it for drinking or cooking?!"
...
Also
>taking a course in gluten free cooking
>teacher asks each student "why are you taking this course?"
>"celiac"
>"celiac"
>"gluten intolerant"
>"I just want to try the diet"
>all of us turn our heads to look at him
>"what?"
>oh yeah just limit yourself to inferior tasting less nutritious more expensive food because you see fashionable labels at the store
MANY SUCH CASES
Restaurants hate me by default until I become a regular
>celiac
Shalom
>you've no idea how absolutely luke-warm IQ cud-chewing moronic your average schmuck on the street really is
Unfortunately I do.
>you've no idea how absolutely luke-warm IQ cud-chewing moronic your average schmuck on the street really is
I never really used to notice and I doubt I’m getting any smarter so they must be getting dumber. Where do people under 30 get their programming from?
TikTok
>you're wasting half of all the toilet paper you could be using!
>flip and wipe on both sides!
trick the students of a special education class to do your manual labor for free
>THEY CALL ME BOOM BOOM
>AKA DER BEANMEISTER
>AKA THA CC KILLA
>AKA SNOWBALL
>AKA DUCK MEAT
EAT
IN
SEC
TS
ramsey threads are the best on the board
>hold your poops in as long as possible for maximum nutrient absorption
after eating tomatoes defecate outside. free tomatoes for life.
>hang onto the underside of other cars to get to your destination
>I don’t wanna see you touching toilet paper unless you’re stocking it as the janitor
>Hold your ass cheeks apart so you don't have to wipe.
Don't buy a house, but also don't rent one. Live in a van. Rent out the van to homeless people for $5 a night while you warm yourself outside on the exhaust
Live in a tent made of roadkill skins tanned with garbage picked up roadside
you can find free sticks in any forest
you can obtain a grow it yourself partner in any preschool
sell your children into slavery and put the returns into an index fund
growl at the neighbors dog and eat from his bowl
>drink your wife's piss
Ok
DO NOT INSTALL TINDER IF YOU DONT INTEND ON MARRYING MY DAUGHTER
MARRY HER!
those "you got to work" and "but how do you cash out" nazi postings where more subtle dude
>Your husband is doing HU-what?
Your urine is not waste like we’ve been lied to but ultra filtered blood plasma. 4 years ago I had several chronic issues. Hypothyroidism and leaky gut amongst them. If I ate any carbs or sugars I couldn’t walk straight for half the day. Came across urine therapy… it all made sense… and since I’m a live to eat type of guy and couldn’t go on just eating meat and veggies I started drinking my urine. Within 4 days I was healed. And was eating deep dish pizzas by the end of the week like before.
Also for the past 10 years I’ve had kerotoconus which is the thinning of the cornea wall. I wear sclera lenses which I can see perfectly in but at some point I’ll likely need a cornea transplant. Within the past 3 weeks I’ve started dripping my eyes with my morning urine. I can see better now right now. Maybe like 20% better and will continue doing it
>pic related
A girl I was talking to with eating disorders and bad stomach issues
Recycle your poop as food by investing in a PVC pipe from home depot and connect your butthole to your mouth with it.
>Infinite food glitch.
Idiot. Your poop can be fermented in a jar with a balloon on top to produce methane gas that you can use to heat your house.
>jannies left the piss thread up for over a day
IQfy is healing