>Ebert stated that The Brown Bunny was the worst film in the history of Cannes, although he later gave a re-edited version his signature "thumbs up"
Who was in the wrong here?
>Ebert stated that The Brown Bunny was the worst film in the history of Cannes, although he later gave a re-edited version his signature "thum...
savage burn from one egomaniac to another
I watched the 1998 Godzilla recently, and the director included the corrupt and incompetent Mayor Ebert character because he was butthurt over one of his reviews.
>Going to see Godzilla at the Palais of the Cannes Film Festival is like attending a satanic ritual in St. Peter’s Basilica. It’s a rebuke to the faith that the building represents. Cannes touchingly adheres to a belief that film can be intelligent, moving and grand. Godzilla is a big, ugly, ungainly device to give teenagers the impression they are seeing a movie.
Holy shit, if I were Roland Emmerich I would have killed myself after that
that movie is kino
Considering Gallo's politics I'd have thought him saying someone had the physique of slave trader was meant to be taken as a compliment.
he was saying he looked like a israelite.
>But one day I will be thin
>gets cancer and loses a lot of weight
Oh Roger
thats literally the joke
Don't know but that ebert dude had the most basic b***h taste in movies
The brown bunny is incredibly over-hated
I don't know why Gallo had such a bone to pick with Ebert when every other critic was trashing The Brown Bunny at that year's Cannes too.
because ebert was hailed as some god of criticism when real ones noticed he had incredibly gay opinions. Sure he wrote beyond the valley of the dolls and was well spoken, but he also docked points from conan because the image of conan holding doom's head evoked "aryan white supremacist imagery". i fricking spit on that fat homosexuals grave, PTOOEY
Based Gallo dabbing on homosexual ass roodypoo critics
It's funny how so many people still act like bickering little kids even into their middle age.
it has to do with all of the estrogen in the water supply
>gives a movie a bad rating
>every other critic loves it
>later "re-evaluates" the same movie and gives it a good rating
hack fraud
a movie a bad rating
other critic loves it
The Brown Bunny has a 47% rating at RT. So he isn't cowering to peer pressure.
>Good morning sirs, I hate Ebert sir
Gallo never get over those dragons
gallo is fricking hilarious
Honestly, I find the "Brown Bunny" story with Ebert so fascinating. He said that watching his colonoscopy onscreen was more interesting than watching the original cut, but gave the recut version a 3/4 star rating.
I guess it really shows how you can save a film in the editing room.
>one day I will be thin
if only he knew how that would happen. 🙁
I remember hearing the slave trader line and laughing my ass off. Clever and accurate. Ebert's gay "one day I will be X but you will always be Y" is a school yard comeback. Might as well say you're rubber and he's glue.
He's right though, Brown Bunny is just self indulgent nothingness with a "here's why" at the end
I'm not even joking I have more respect for YMS Adam than Roger Ebert
Seriously it’s not even the weekend and you’re still thinking about Roger Ebert’s slack lips jibbering all over your wiener.
Grow up and stop being weird.