>Ebert stated that The Brown Bunny was the worst film in the history of Cannes, although he later gave a re-edited version his signature "thum...

>Ebert stated that The Brown Bunny was the worst film in the history of Cannes, although he later gave a re-edited version his signature "thumbs up"
Who was in the wrong here?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    savage burn from one egomaniac to another

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the 1998 Godzilla recently, and the director included the corrupt and incompetent Mayor Ebert character because he was butthurt over one of his reviews.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Going to see Godzilla at the Palais of the Cannes Film Festival is like attending a satanic ritual in St. Peter’s Basilica. It’s a rebuke to the faith that the building represents. Cannes touchingly adheres to a belief that film can be intelligent, moving and grand. Godzilla is a big, ugly, ungainly device to give teenagers the impression they are seeing a movie.
      Holy shit, if I were Roland Emmerich I would have killed myself after that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that movie is kino

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Considering Gallo's politics I'd have thought him saying someone had the physique of slave trader was meant to be taken as a compliment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he was saying he looked like a israelite.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >But one day I will be thin
    >gets cancer and loses a lot of weight
    Oh Roger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats literally the joke

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know but that ebert dude had the most basic b***h taste in movies

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The brown bunny is incredibly over-hated

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why Gallo had such a bone to pick with Ebert when every other critic was trashing The Brown Bunny at that year's Cannes too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because ebert was hailed as some god of criticism when real ones noticed he had incredibly gay opinions. Sure he wrote beyond the valley of the dolls and was well spoken, but he also docked points from conan because the image of conan holding doom's head evoked "aryan white supremacist imagery". i fricking spit on that fat homosexuals grave, PTOOEY

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based Gallo dabbing on homosexual ass roodypoo critics

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how so many people still act like bickering little kids even into their middle age.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it has to do with all of the estrogen in the water supply

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gives a movie a bad rating
    >every other critic loves it
    >later "re-evaluates" the same movie and gives it a good rating
    hack fraud

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a movie a bad rating
      other critic loves it
      The Brown Bunny has a 47% rating at RT. So he isn't cowering to peer pressure.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Good morning sirs, I hate Ebert sir

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gallo never get over those dragons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gallo is fricking hilarious

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I find the "Brown Bunny" story with Ebert so fascinating. He said that watching his colonoscopy onscreen was more interesting than watching the original cut, but gave the recut version a 3/4 star rating.

    I guess it really shows how you can save a film in the editing room.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >one day I will be thin

    if only he knew how that would happen. 🙁

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember hearing the slave trader line and laughing my ass off. Clever and accurate. Ebert's gay "one day I will be X but you will always be Y" is a school yard comeback. Might as well say you're rubber and he's glue.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's right though, Brown Bunny is just self indulgent nothingness with a "here's why" at the end

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even joking I have more respect for YMS Adam than Roger Ebert

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously it’s not even the weekend and you’re still thinking about Roger Ebert’s slack lips jibbering all over your wiener.

    Grow up and stop being weird.

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