Let me rephrase: how does one remedy this, without stopping drinking coffee?
your coffee is either crap and/or too watery (i.e. not enough coffee powder)
try ... lavazza black (or anything strong),
about two full shot glasses of powder into cafetiere, leave to sit for 5 minutes, then pour into a large cup containing 1/5th cold water mixed with lots of brown sugar
actually yes, very much so, it flushes the kidneys and liver and is a natural anti carcinogen.
brown sugar and molasses is also one of the healthiest foods on the planet. i'd use molasses in my coffee but it's very expensive and a b***h to procure.
>Finally, I have discovered a horrible, rather brutal method that I recommend only to men of excessive vigor, men with thick black hair and skin covered with liver spots, men with big square hands and with legs shaped like bowling pins. It is a question of using finely pulverized, dense coffee, cold and anhydrous (a chemical term meaning without water), consumed on an empty stomach. This coffee falls into your stomach, which, as you know from Brillat-Savarin, is a sack whose velvety interior is lined with tapestries of suckers and papillae. The coffee finds nothing else in the sack, and so it attacks these delicate and voluptuous linings; it acts like a food and demands digestive juices; it wrings and twists the stomach for these juices, appealing as a pythoness appeals to her god; it brutalizes these beautiful stomach linings as a wagon master abuses ponies; the plexus becomes inflamed; sparks shoot all the way up to the brain. From that moment on, everything becomes agitated. Ideas quick march into motion like battalions of a grand army to its legendary fighting ground, and the battle rages. Memories charge in, bright flags on high; the cavalry of metaphor deploys with a magnificent gallop; the artillery of logic rushes up with clattering wagons and cartridges; on imagination’s orders, sharpshooters sight and fire; forms and shapes and characters rear up; the paper is spread with ink-for the nightly labor begins and ends with torrents of this black water, as a battle opens and concludes with black powder.
>I recommended this way of drinking coffee to a friend of mine, who absolutely wanted to finish a job promised for the next day: he thought he'd been poisoned and took to his bed, which he guarded like a married man. He was tall, blonde, slender, and had thinning hair; he apparently had a stomach of papier-maché. There had been, on my part, a failure of observation.
No, they just don't make the 'men of excessive vigor, men with thick black hair and skin covered with liver spots, men with big square hands and with legs shaped like bowling pins' like they used to.
Nah coffee is still like this it just depends on your physiology.
I'm probably more sensitive to it and I brew my coffee strong, but I heavily relate to the passage.
When I take a 2 day break & return to coffee, first I'll shit my guts out then I'll be up all night writing like crazy or hyper fixating on whatever.
>Finally, I have discovered a horrible, rather brutal method that I recommend only to men of excessive vigor, men with thick black hair and skin covered with liver spots, men with big square hands and with legs shaped like bowling pins. It is a question of using finely pulverized, dense coffee, cold and anhydrous (a chemical term meaning without water), consumed on an empty stomach. This coffee falls into your stomach, which, as you know from Brillat-Savarin, is a sack whose velvety interior is lined with tapestries of suckers and papillae. The coffee finds nothing else in the sack, and so it attacks these delicate and voluptuous linings; it acts like a food and demands digestive juices; it wrings and twists the stomach for these juices, appealing as a pythoness appeals to her god; it brutalizes these beautiful stomach linings as a wagon master abuses ponies; the plexus becomes inflamed; sparks shoot all the way up to the brain. From that moment on, everything becomes agitated. Ideas quick march into motion like battalions of a grand army to its legendary fighting ground, and the battle rages. Memories charge in, bright flags on high; the cavalry of metaphor deploys with a magnificent gallop; the artillery of logic rushes up with clattering wagons and cartridges; on imagination’s orders, sharpshooters sight and fire; forms and shapes and characters rear up; the paper is spread with ink-for the nightly labor begins and ends with torrents of this black water, as a battle opens and concludes with black powder.
>I recommended this way of drinking coffee to a friend of mine, who absolutely wanted to finish a job promised for the next day: he thought he'd been poisoned and took to his bed, which he guarded like a married man. He was tall, blonde, slender, and had thinning hair; he apparently had a stomach of papier-maché. There had been, on my part, a failure of observation.
>suspect battery is flat >instead of replacing it they sell their kindle on ebay as "for parts"
I'm not mad, if anything it worked to my benefit but it does make me sad that do many people don't even attempt to fix their shit. >pic related: the only problem with it was a swollen battery(which was sinple to replace)
i was just thinking of switching to camel from marlboros - really trying to cut down smoking and thinking of buying different brands to break me out of the marlboros
How many cups a day do you guys drink?
For me it's usually three to five, 100ml, but if I need to stake awake for more time than usually I'll drink up to a liter.
>gives you headaches and migraines
Diet sodas are for fricking idiots with poisoned bodies from all the slop they eat. It doesn't give you a headache because your body is used to that filth.
Tea -- I live in the South and thus only drink iced sweet tea, with no interest in changing that.
Coffee -- Don't need it to wake up, I just drink orange juice with my breakfast. I do get something sweet from Starbucks on the weekend (I like their Iced White Chocolate Mochas and Frappuccinos). Been thinking of trying to get into coffee more legitimately, but I'd have to buy the proper equipment and I'm too lazy to research it. Maybe some day.
Alcohol -- I like wheat beer and drink that regularly. Going to look for a bottle of mead tomorrow because I'd like to try it.
*makes you run towards the toilet within minutes of consuming it.*
Sounds like you're a pussy
Skill issue
How does one remedy this
By drinking tea, especially the Darjeeling.
Let me rephrase: how does one remedy this, without stopping drinking coffee?
Why do you need to? Take your dump and then get back to writing.
fasting
Good advice.
>anal fixation
you just take a shit anon
Coffee is the remedy.
your coffee is either crap and/or too watery (i.e. not enough coffee powder)
try ... lavazza black (or anything strong),
about two full shot glasses of powder into cafetiere, leave to sit for 5 minutes, then pour into a large cup containing 1/5th cold water mixed with lots of brown sugar
Which helps you lose weight. Improves the mind, improves the body, how's it not a win/win?
Hmm, fair enough. Nice kot 😉
I've never had this. I'm convinced this is a genetic thing.
needs a slice of cake next to it
Which particular cake do you have in mind?
chocolate
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fat frick
>Noooooo... you can't have a delicious confectionery with your coffee.
thread police larpers deserves the rope, a jute one preferably.
coffee makes me sleepy
Is coffee good for you?
If you limit yourself to about 1 cup per day and don't add anything, then yes
actually yes, very much so, it flushes the kidneys and liver and is a natural anti carcinogen.
brown sugar and molasses is also one of the healthiest foods on the planet. i'd use molasses in my coffee but it's very expensive and a b***h to procure.
you're thinking of tea, not boiled bean water
britbong or chink detected
ywnba writer
jokes on you, I'm already published
doesn't mean shit
Pair it with a cigarette and your creative skills go through the roof
Now it's writing time.
Check out Balzac on the subject:
>Finally, I have discovered a horrible, rather brutal method that I recommend only to men of excessive vigor, men with thick black hair and skin covered with liver spots, men with big square hands and with legs shaped like bowling pins. It is a question of using finely pulverized, dense coffee, cold and anhydrous (a chemical term meaning without water), consumed on an empty stomach. This coffee falls into your stomach, which, as you know from Brillat-Savarin, is a sack whose velvety interior is lined with tapestries of suckers and papillae. The coffee finds nothing else in the sack, and so it attacks these delicate and voluptuous linings; it acts like a food and demands digestive juices; it wrings and twists the stomach for these juices, appealing as a pythoness appeals to her god; it brutalizes these beautiful stomach linings as a wagon master abuses ponies; the plexus becomes inflamed; sparks shoot all the way up to the brain. From that moment on, everything becomes agitated. Ideas quick march into motion like battalions of a grand army to its legendary fighting ground, and the battle rages. Memories charge in, bright flags on high; the cavalry of metaphor deploys with a magnificent gallop; the artillery of logic rushes up with clattering wagons and cartridges; on imagination’s orders, sharpshooters sight and fire; forms and shapes and characters rear up; the paper is spread with ink-for the nightly labor begins and ends with torrents of this black water, as a battle opens and concludes with black powder.
>I recommended this way of drinking coffee to a friend of mine, who absolutely wanted to finish a job promised for the next day: he thought he'd been poisoned and took to his bed, which he guarded like a married man. He was tall, blonde, slender, and had thinning hair; he apparently had a stomach of papier-maché. There had been, on my part, a failure of observation.
https://urbigenous.net/library/pleasures_pains_coffee.html
Aaaand here we meet again !
nice finding thanks
Damn, I guess they don’t make coffee like they used to.
No, they just don't make the 'men of excessive vigor, men with thick black hair and skin covered with liver spots, men with big square hands and with legs shaped like bowling pins' like they used to.
Nah coffee is still like this it just depends on your physiology.
I'm probably more sensitive to it and I brew my coffee strong, but I heavily relate to the passage.
When I take a 2 day break & return to coffee, first I'll shit my guts out then I'll be up all night writing like crazy or hyper fixating on whatever.
based
...i never thought of this, that's actually genius. A tablespoon of espresso powder might do for this.
>I recommend only to men of excessive vigor
>basically describing preworkout
/fitlit/
Been weening myself off and now just one cup gets me jittery.
>suspect battery is flat
>instead of replacing it they sell their kindle on ebay as "for parts"
I'm not mad, if anything it worked to my benefit but it does make me sad that do many people don't even attempt to fix their shit.
>pic related: the only problem with it was a swollen battery(which was sinple to replace)
Forgot pic.
It's the taste and the ritual. Decaf works just as well. Go ahead, try it.
>saves you money and time
based
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i was just thinking of switching to camel from marlboros - really trying to cut down smoking and thinking of buying different brands to break me out of the marlboros
pictured. lavazza black
How many cups a day do you guys drink?
For me it's usually three to five, 100ml, but if I need to stake awake for more time than usually I'll drink up to a liter.
Diet Coke is better, its a fact.
>gives you headaches and migraines
Diet sodas are for fricking idiots with poisoned bodies from all the slop they eat. It doesn't give you a headache because your body is used to that filth.
Tea -- I live in the South and thus only drink iced sweet tea, with no interest in changing that.
Coffee -- Don't need it to wake up, I just drink orange juice with my breakfast. I do get something sweet from Starbucks on the weekend (I like their Iced White Chocolate Mochas and Frappuccinos). Been thinking of trying to get into coffee more legitimately, but I'd have to buy the proper equipment and I'm too lazy to research it. Maybe some day.
Alcohol -- I like wheat beer and drink that regularly. Going to look for a bottle of mead tomorrow because I'd like to try it.
it's a mediocre stimulant, but it tastes good