Every day the job gap in my resume becomes bigger, how do I get hired as a developer with 2 years of experience?

Every day the job gap in my resume becomes bigger, how do I get hired as a developer with 2 years of experience? I'm getting desperate

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh you have 2 yrs of experience
    Niqqa I'm applying with 4 months of experience and I have 7 months gap

    You don't suffer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I also have a 7 months gap

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mine is 9 years and I don't give a frick
    I'll just upload some projects and use my nepotism (one of my relatives worked at Facebook)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll fix my life tomorrow, using my [delusion]

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are you ok?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    'developper' is not a proper job. It's a scam.
    Neither is teaching developpement btw. It's a scam too.
    You got scammed by scammer into becoming a scammer.
    You're part of the problem now. Your life is ruined. You will never be first class citizen. You will never have class at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If getting scammed means being in the top 10th income bracket by default while jerking off on your couch then I'd rather be scammed than find a 'real' job - whatever that means.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My brother, your 'p' key is doubling up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You will never have class at all.
      Anon, I code in C, I never had any class to begin with.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's zero experience, no job experience, 26 years old.
    >and a small town where i can't get any IRL experience

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, I'm 26 but I'm Costa Rican

      would love to help you but don't want to get doxxed. I work at Accenture federal and might be able to get you in. What do I do?

      do they have positions in Costa Rica?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hell no but they might be remote. you should be open to moving if you really want the job. If there's something tying you to costa rica figure out a way to bring it with you or at least send money back.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.accenture.com/us-en/careers/jobsearch?jk=developer&sb=0&vw=0&is_rj=0&pg=1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and a small town
      add no car/license to this and you're basically fricked for life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this but i live in philipenis and in a city with half a million people but zero jobs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i live in philipenis
        >in a city with half a million people but zero jobs
        It's Labor Day tomorrow anon, bring your resume.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would love to help you but don't want to get doxxed. I work at Accenture federal and might be able to get you in. What do I do?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just give up and make indie video games

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That doesnt make any money either. Piracy and Steam taking 30% makes that a minimum wage job

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gaymes
      Grow up homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't try so hard to fit in

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You must be 18 to post here

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The irony is surreal

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Feel free to come back in 5 years

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The irony is surreal

          Feel free to come back in 5 years

          >brainwashed into believing that bideo bames are cool when they are literally nothing.

          You would get more out of pushing a rock up a hill over and over.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine caring about some supposed 4chun street cred. Do whatever makes you happy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Grow up
        you post in IQfy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can't even pay rent off that let alone have a life

      That doesnt make any money either. Piracy and Steam taking 30% makes that a minimum wage job

      like this anon said, steam cucks you 30% and your game never sells elsewhere, then the gov takes 50% of that while constantly increasing your cost of living and raising the taxes, that's if you can even make a game that sells more than a dozen copies (which most don't) after months of labor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >then the gov takes 50% of that
        Only if you live in finland tho. Don't forget you still have to pay VAT of 25,5% on everything you buy after taxes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't forget you still have to pay VAT of 25,5% on everything you buy after taxes.
          Good point. I wonder why we even try. Can being homeless really be that bad?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can't be homeless in fingolstan. If you tell the govt. you don't want to work they will start sending you ~$1K/mo to do what you please with.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I graduated with my CS BS in 2018, applied to a few positions (I'm not moving to some hellhole city and live rural) had one interview and took the ball home and applied for AutismBux and couldn't be happier. I've never been employed and was a nontrad when I got the degree. A whole 900 something bux a month but it's guaranteed by Uncle Sam until the country collapses which is more than you can say for the bullshit probabilistic, poorly specified, social head games ridden (interview), nepotism ridden employment trainwreck.

    Watching the cucked homosexuals on the cs career reddits scramble for crumbs with their homosexual acronyms for everything, full of phytoestrogen talk, only the have Shlomo's lash at their back and be beaten wagies. Who could want any of that but a sucker. Or a Pajeet, which is what a tech job morphs you into until you hanker for curry and stink like shit.

    As The Humongous would say "Just walk away and there can be an end to the madness, Just walk away".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      While I agree, the neetbux can end any day gotta prepare for that, I don't have the balls to do an hero.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am 23 and from India with almost 3 years of experience. The job market is so absolutely fricked that you can't get a job without a referral. I left my job in January because of shit working conditions and dirt pay (all Indian companies work this way and I can't take it so I left) and struggling to find a new job now. Trying to upskill by learning ML and building my own products meanwhile. Will see how it goes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >blaming the 'job market' instead of blaming overpopulation
      Pajeets will do anything but use condom.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at 5 years. I don't want to work ever again.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just lie about working remotely under NDA, anon.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >job gap

    CTO@BasedInc
    sorry, can't provide more detail, NDA
    next one

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Just learn 2 code bro lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's how it worked a decade ago. No education, no previous experience, just coding away for fun until people call you to come work for them

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a trick me and my friends used;
    >start a company
    >say you've done subcontracting
    >you can't talk about them because of NDAs
    0 day gap no matter how long you've been employed

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kek literally me. my gap is almost 2 years now after previously working for 10 years in this industry. not even upset about it anymore, you have to laugh or you will lose it. it's sooo over. hahahahaha

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am not getting offers with 10 years of experience either other than lowballed for salaries I made 5 years ago

    ~~*They*~~ won

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey no more mean tweets!

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is a one year gap career suicide? I just want to take a break and work on some personal projects

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been a NEET for 5 years, it's so over for me lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also, suggest excuses. I thought about saying I tried building a business abroad but I went out of business after 5 years kek.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you want a tech job? they're awful. build something that can make you money

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tech jobs sound so fricking awful, just judging by the NPC morons that post on the cs career reddits. It's the modern equivalent of factory work or something, just an assembly line of pathetic webdev and stacks an imbecile can do. Working in the bowels of meaningless servitude on pointless business software that leaves you forgotten when you die and not even rich.

    I like real technology, making things of intrinsic value and with AI software is toast. Pictured are the Varian Brothers, a mad scientist who designed RF tubes in his head with no math and his barnstorming pilot brother. Their Klystron tube was used in war winning radars and accelerators to treat cancer. Building cool shit like that is honorable and important to national security and should all be done here. gayMAN homosexuals are sad and doomed souls.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just an assembly line of pathetic webdev and stacks an imbecile can do
      If the assembly line workers got six figure incomes then sure

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody is making that much anymore unless you got in during better times and have years of experience. Now it's impossible and doing an MD is more realistic even. But the fact remains that it's midwit work that was artificially inflated and the boom is over and pay is changing to reflect the fact that webdev or whatever has little skill or value and the only ones left standing will be genius level PhDs programming the C++ code running the LLMs and shit and paid according to actually have hard skills.

        Bullshit jobs in tech were a mirage bound to disappear.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can you explain this gap in your resume?
    >No, I signed a NDA

    There. Fixed your gap.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh NDA
      has anyone unironically said that shit in an interview?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did, they were very understanding. I was able to explain the general technologies involved

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dev jobs are over. Learn to stock shelves.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look harder?
    The criteria for getting a junior dev job at my place seems to be can spell there own name.
    It's not only the big names looking for developers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, I would've probably gotten a job already if I accepted the shit salary most companies in Costa Rica pay devs, they unironically pay like 780 dollars a month which is a call center salary aka unironic wage slavery, it's even worse when you consider we have one of the highest costs of living in latin america
      Cucksta shita is a fricking shithole

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have over 25 years of experience and no one wants to hire me. They want to hire you, bc they hired me when I was 13. But they don't understand that you won't actually do the work like I did. Instead you'll b***h and moan and quit after 3 months. It's over for me, but it'll never begin for you. Enjoy it while you can. We're all going to be shoveling coal into the furnace soon. In the darkness. In the silence. We shovel coal. In the darkest darkness, in the deafening silence. We shovel coal.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a help desk job. I feel I came into workforce way too late.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best thing you can do is keep applying, and hopefully keep scoring regular interviews so you don't let the fear of interviews hamper you as the gap grows larger. After the gap becomes longer than 12 months, either consider changing fields or go back to college to get a masters.

    there's a startup that raised series F at a $14 billion valuation. most of the engineering department is in India. My point is you need to be aware that even if you're qualified enough and they need someone, increasingly the chances are they'd still offshore to India. Fundamentally cost cutting is in the Vogue and hiring someone, eventually paying for their increments in America will continue to be too costly. Just look at what Google's doing.

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