Evolution was guided by God

All those variants and evolutionary paths ended up with homosexual sapiens supremacy. No neanderthal, homosexual erectus, homosexual habilis or homosexual ergaster survived the sands of time. Only homosexual sapiens survived. What bigger proof do you need that God made us specially in His image and His divinity spark helped us evolve into what we are right now. I praise the Lord for making homosexual sapiens king among the hominids.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evolution is fake

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where did the races come from?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Race isn't real. Your racism is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the bible said we're created from dirt and ribs

      Genesis is an allegory for mankind's dawn: from being hunter-gatherers (Eden) to falling into sin (gaining consciousness) to the blossom of civilization in Mesopotamia (the flood myth comes from here and it probably happened at a small scale) to Abraham, the first hebrew.

      Where did the races come from?

      Race isn't real. Your racism is.

      Remember, before Adam and Eve send by consuming the forbidden fruit, There was no death. That means T-Rex ate apples with Adam.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Remember, before Adam and Eve send by consuming the forbidden fruit, There was no death
        Source: your ass I suppose?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >God: You will surely die.

          >low IQ hillbilly has never heard of polyploidy
          Kek you guys truly are the gift that keeps on giving.

          Those Ape would have been extinct because they were all sterile hybrids then

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Those Ape would have been extinct because they were all sterile hybrids then
            See

            >low IQ hillbilly has never heard of polyploidy
            Kek you guys truly are the gift that keeps on giving.

            .

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think of the argument that the whole world wasn't the garden? If Adam and Eve could get kicked out of the garden it was not the full world. My brother was arguing that the T rex could eat other dinosaurs outside of the garden but not inside the garden because being inside the garden made you immortal and God would expand the garden for more kids if they had more. His point was that Adam and Eve could only die when deprived of the tree of life and outside of the garden.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But the bible said we're created from dirt and ribs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genesis is an allegory for mankind's dawn: from being hunter-gatherers (Eden) to falling into sin (gaining consciousness) to the blossom of civilization in Mesopotamia (the flood myth comes from here and it probably happened at a small scale) to Abraham, the first hebrew.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chimpanzees typically have 48 chromosomes.
    >Orangutans usually have 48 chromosomes as well.
    >Gorillas typically have 48 chromosomes.
    >Bonobos generally have 48 chromosomes.
    >Humans typically have 46 chromosomes.
    Somehow our ancestor “ape” had a mutation where one of his chromosomes fused with another. He then has to somehow find another ape, with the opposite sex, who has the exact same mutation. Then their children have to only mate with only each other, committing incest until their numbers are large enough.

    I think I’m going to trust the Bible on this one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >low IQ hillbilly has never heard of polyploidy
      Kek you guys truly are the gift that keeps on giving.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, humans can experience polyploidy, but it's rare and often associated with genetic disorders. Polyploidy in humans typically results in embryonic lethality, meaning the embryo does not survive to full development. However, some individuals with certain types of polyploidy can survive, although they often have severe developmental abnormalities and health issues.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The point is that reproductively successful polyploidy is all over nature, el morono. The difference between the number of chromosomes in humans and chimps is even less problematic due to the fact that the "extra" chromosome in other apes is just one half of the fused chromosome 2.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’re literally relying on a miracle. How are you any different than Christians?
            >Miracle that an Ape somehow passed his mutation, and it was not overwritten by the normal dna from his mate.
            >That this mutation was a lottery that makes him so much better in either, mating or avoiding predators.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >toothless crackhead hick has never heard of genetic drift
            It is over. Go back to school.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Relying on miracles

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >genetic drift is a miracle!
            It's a miracle that you've figured out how to use a computer.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Buddy, You’re relying that there was one mutated ape and some normal females….. and NO normal male apes who will kill all of his children. And that none of his children had any defects.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chromosomal fusions don't grow you a third arm you moron, the other males would have no way of knowing that the guy's chromosomes fused. You think the chromosomal fusion is what took us from le monke to sapiens? lol
            Still in awe at your insistence that genetic drift is a miracle, schools in Crackheadville must be astonishing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’re still trusting a literal miracle. Somehow all the other normal male, apes somehow were killed, to make sure that there was a genetic drift.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Somehow all the other normal male, apes somehow were killed, to make sure that there was a genetic drift.
            Lmao this Black person still doesn't even know what genetic drift is. This is just too much, great demonstration of Christian intellect.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Genetic drift is a mechanism of evolution that occurs when there is a random change in the frequency of alleles (different forms of a gene) within a population over time. This change is due to chance events rather than natural selection. Genetic drift is more pronounced in small populations, where chance events can have a greater impact on allele frequencies. Over generations, genetic drift can lead to the fixation of certain alleles or the loss of others within a population, resulting in genetic divergence between populations.
            Yeah, you need to make sure that all the male apes are killed to make a bottleneck.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah, you need to make sure that all the male apes are killed to make a bottleneck.
            Great example of Christian reading comprehension, thanks for demonstrating that.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’re trying to gaslight.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How am I gaslighting? I'm just saying that you're a moron with sub-100IQ reading comprehension. This is evident from the fact that you think genetic drift works through the mass killing of males who don't share the allele in question.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ohhh? You mean that a bunch of males all decided to have this one mutation now?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek you really are hopeless, you still don't even realize what genetic drift is. This is amazing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has to somehow find another ape, with the opposite sex, who has the exact same mutation.
      It don't need other with the same mutation as it wouldn't make it incapable of generating viable offspring with other non-nutant apes of the same species, as all the genetic information and pairing loci would still be there and in the same order

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would make a sterile hybrid.

        What do you think of the argument that the whole world wasn't the garden? If Adam and Eve could get kicked out of the garden it was not the full world. My brother was arguing that the T rex could eat other dinosaurs outside of the garden but not inside the garden because being inside the garden made you immortal and God would expand the garden for more kids if they had more. His point was that Adam and Eve could only die when deprived of the tree of life and outside of the garden.

        Then you’re saying that Adam and Eve were not perfect. And your bother is saying that Adam and Eve were relying on ambrosia.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          21 The Lord God made garments of skin for Adam and his wife and clothed them. 22 And the Lord God said, “The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever.” 23 So the Lord God banished him from the Garden of Eden to work the ground from which he had been taken. 24 After he drove the man out, he placed on the east side[e] of the Garden of Eden cherubim and a flaming sword flashing back and forth to guard the way to the tree of life.

          When they were deprived from the tree of life they could die. This is what the plain reading says.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because if they were to eat the tree of life in the state of sin, all Mankind will be doom to hell. They will not be able to repent.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If they couldn't die, they couldn't go to hell.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Being able to die, and can’t repent.
            >The Final Judgment happens.
            All thrown into lake a fire.

            Kek you really are hopeless, you still don't even realize what genetic drift is. This is amazing.

            Somehow, you can’t explain your “correct” understanding to me.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not my job to teach you, moronic crackhead. Your teachers should've done that, but apparently they failed.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you can’t.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao how would I benefit from ensuring that Christians sound less moronic? You don't understand, anon. I really enjoy the fact that you say dumb shit, I don't want to ruin that.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chill buddy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or what, gonna cry?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m worried about you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah anon I know, you're worried about me because I won't teach you biology.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA. He wants you to look up and learn about genetic drift, because he is claiming genetic drift was how the traits in question were spread in cases where there wasn’t outright population replacement. Do you understand now?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I did, I even pasted a green text. Then he said that was wrong.

            Yeah anon I know, you're worried about me because I won't teach you biology.

            Well, you’re “supposed” to be smarter than me right?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Well, you’re “supposed” to be smarter than me right?
            Why would that imply that I should teach you biology? And why does the fact that I'm not teaching you biology worry you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because you possibly don’t know anything about the subject at all.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I should teach you biology because I possibly don't know anything about the subject at all? Are you alright? Do you smell burnt toast?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Prove it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're asking me to prove that I should teach you biology because I possibly don't know anything about the subject at all? Sorry, I have no interest in proving that to you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black to this

            https://i.imgur.com/wJi2hZt.jpg

            So you can’t.

            .
            Just like how atheist believe that there is no proof of God, and so automatically believe that there is no God; believing that is the default position. I will use that same logic, and say that since you can’t provide evidence that by teaching me… you can’t.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon I already told you that I have no motivation to teach you biology. I honestly really do enjoy the fact that you go around saying stupid shit. Why would I deprive myself of that? That would be completely irrational.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And that is why, I don’t believe that you actually know.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And that is the ideal state of affairs for me because I enjoy it when you go around saying stupid shit in the name of Jesus.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I get it. You're one of them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’re not really inspiring me any confidence that you do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Donkeys and horses have different numbers of chromosomes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You literal using miracle like a Christian.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There really isn't any impediment to crossing between animals much more closely related than horses and donkeys with different numbers of chromosomes. I don't know why something occurs to you and you instantly believe it instead of doing a little reading which could instantly disabuse you of your idea.
          https://academic.oup.com/genetics/article/150/3/1143/6034611

          I went with donkeys and horses because I knew they had different numbers of chromosomes and that mules can sometimes interbreed. It took two minutes of Googling to find a better example. How can you be so obstinate? How can you deny a well accepted and well evidenced scientific fact on the basis of a supposition that can be undermined with a cursory Google search?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And again, you are relying on a miracle, just like a Christian.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            His IQ is low, that's all there is to it.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Evolution was guided by God
    This is the final level of creationist cope

    Anon, why did God guide the African pygmies into existence?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >creationist cope
      Creationism is the believe the Earth is 6 thousand years old. I believe the Big Bang happened 15 billion years ago and evolution is real and it was all guided by God. If by "cope" you mean not falling for the science vs religion trap then yeah.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly why it's the final level. You've graduated past true creationism and are trying to dilute the idea on every level until becomes tolerable.
        Well congrats, you've finally made your ideas so modest that they don't matter. So what if God "guided" evolution? How would that be different from Him not guiding it? No one will object, since your ideas don't conflict with any established facts, but no one will seek out your knowledge either because its meaningless; whether or not it is true has no impact on the world.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Close, but no. God made evolutionary processes slow and set the world up further into its maturity. When Adam was one day old, he was a full grown man and not an infant yet he was one day old. Earth resembles a billions years old process but is only some thousand years old. The wine in John 2 was judged by a vintner to be better and older yet was made minutes prior.

    Apparent age isn't age

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty awful to think of God as a deceiver who makes every bit of the universe appear old across all fields, from cosmology to geology to biology when it's actually not. I would doubt that God gave Adam a bunch of fake memories to match his age to trick him into thinking he's actually as old as he may appear, while simultaneously telling him his memories aren't real and he was made a day ago. The senses are reliable and there's no reason to read science into Genesis.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pretty awful to think of God as a deceiver
        The Book makes him out to be a manipulator since at least Chapter Four.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is homosexual Erectus often portrayed so hairy? They were specialized endurance hunters, maybe even more so than us, and it'd make sense that the typical human bodyhair and sweat glands were one of the first things perfected in our genuses evolutionary history.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because that is RACISM!

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These vertebrates, as well as an infinity of other life-forms—animal and vegetable, marine, terrestrial, and aërial—were the products of unguided evolution acting on life-cells made by the Old Ones but escaping beyond their radius of attention. They had been suffered to develop unchecked because they had not come in conflict with the dominant beings. Bothersome forms, of course, were mechanically exterminated. It interested us to see in some of the very last and most decadent sculptures a shambling primitive mammal, used sometimes for food and sometimes as an amusing buffoon by the land dwellers, whose vaguely simian and human foreshadowings were unmistakable. In the building of land cities the huge stone blocks of the high towers were generally lifted by vast-winged pterodactyls of a species heretofore unknown to palaeontology.

    The steady trend down the ages was from water to land; a movement encouraged by the rise of new land masses, though the ocean was never wholly deserted. Another cause of the landward movement was the new difficulty in breeding and managing the shoggoths upon which successful sea-life depended. With the march of time, as the sculptures sadly confessed, the art of creating new life from inorganic matter had been lost; so that the Old Ones had to depend on the moulding of forms already in existence. On land the great reptiles proved highly tractable; but the shoggoths of the sea, reproducing by fission and acquiring a dangerous degree of accidental intelligence, presented for a time a formidable problem.

    During the Jurassic age the Old Ones met fresh adversity in the form of a new invasion from outer space—this time by half-fungous, half-crustacean creatures from a planet identifiable as the remote and recently discovered Pluto; creatures undoubtedly the same as those figuring in certain whispered hill legends of the north, and remembered in the Himalayas as the Mi-Go, or Abominable Snow-Men.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did God guide 99.9% of every species that ever existed to extinction?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not God, but Man who cause the extinction rate of 99.9% of species.
      That's right, Man killed the Dinosaurs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God wanted dinosaurs to go extinct to give us oil.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he make everyone white?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual erectus
    I bear unfortunate Black folk anon

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