If I got this message I would know how to respond. It's such a bizarre projection of the author's own insecurities to an innocuous message. If I had to write back, I'd tell them I'm sorry they were molested.
Women are incapable of shaming men because they have no priorities outside hedonism and social popularity, and they're not even good at either because they have a child's understanding of the world beyond their social circles, so it's like a kid saying "lmao you don't even know the difference between Batman and Reverse Batman?" In a perfect world you could throw that kid down the stairs, but in our world he has certain legal protections so you just shrug and move on.
I can't even fathom responding to a woman saying something like that. It just doesn't register that a woman could ever get a valid "jab" in on me. It's a WOMAN. She's going to go home and cry later that her cousin got married before she did, or something equally asinine. She is literally going to cry within the next 24 hours. She could read off a piece of ticker tape the ultimate sick burn against me and she'd still just be a woman. She's incapable of mogging anyone because she's going to go cry soon, and if you asked her right now where Siam is she'd go "ummm??? hehehe XDD o_o;;; like...? ummm? is that in...? hehe idk!!! omg looool!!! x_x;;;" and think this is acceptable behavior. Imagine a man not knowing where and what Siam is, you'd pull his pants down and taze him.
Joyce's poems are not very much admired nowadays, although Yeats did anthologise a couple of his poems. Philip Larkin also wrote a couple of novels which are generally considered bad in the early stage of his career.
Joyce definitely comes to mind. Tao Lin's a lackluster poet but a legitimate novelist as well. I reckon it's easier for a poet to write a great novel than it is for a novelist to write a great poetry collection.
>authors who were bad poets
Faulkner famously described himself as such >poets who were bad authors
Poets are authors. And poetry is the highest form of literature, so this is much rarer than novelists who were bad poets. I guess Hardy was a better poet than a novelist, although his prose is still quite good.
your mom
If a woman said this to me on Twitter I would find out where she lives and give her the old “Pakistani facial”
Probably not a woman. I would most likely write something like that if I had a fake female tinder profile. Just for lulz.
plz anon, what is a pakistani facial?
Probably acid in the face
>the worst she can say is 'no'
>I honestly feel so bad for --
Stop reading there, report, move on
stay mad
If I got this message I would know how to respond. It's such a bizarre projection of the author's own insecurities to an innocuous message. If I had to write back, I'd tell them I'm sorry they were molested.
Didn’t you hear? They’re the normal people now
Women are incapable of shaming men because they have no priorities outside hedonism and social popularity, and they're not even good at either because they have a child's understanding of the world beyond their social circles, so it's like a kid saying "lmao you don't even know the difference between Batman and Reverse Batman?" In a perfect world you could throw that kid down the stairs, but in our world he has certain legal protections so you just shrug and move on.
I can't even fathom responding to a woman saying something like that. It just doesn't register that a woman could ever get a valid "jab" in on me. It's a WOMAN. She's going to go home and cry later that her cousin got married before she did, or something equally asinine. She is literally going to cry within the next 24 hours. She could read off a piece of ticker tape the ultimate sick burn against me and she'd still just be a woman. She's incapable of mogging anyone because she's going to go cry soon, and if you asked her right now where Siam is she'd go "ummm??? hehehe XDD o_o;;; like...? ummm? is that in...? hehe idk!!! omg looool!!! x_x;;;" and think this is acceptable behavior. Imagine a man not knowing where and what Siam is, you'd pull his pants down and taze him.
great post
Nice. This is precisely why I don't take women seriously.
Note to self: don't use images that distract from the thread topic.
Dude this comment right here in the context of all the posts surrounding it is the funniest shit I have read all day.
Gogol once wrote a poem, he hated it so much he burned every copy
He didn’t say a joke and that message was from 5 years ago wrptf
Joyce's poems are not very much admired nowadays, although Yeats did anthologise a couple of his poems. Philip Larkin also wrote a couple of novels which are generally considered bad in the early stage of his career.
Joyce definitely comes to mind. Tao Lin's a lackluster poet but a legitimate novelist as well. I reckon it's easier for a poet to write a great novel than it is for a novelist to write a great poetry collection.
>Tao Lin's a lackluster poet but a legitimate novelist as well
>authors who were bad poets
Faulkner famously described himself as such
>poets who were bad authors
Poets are authors. And poetry is the highest form of literature, so this is much rarer than novelists who were bad poets. I guess Hardy was a better poet than a novelist, although his prose is still quite good.