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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wots all this about Faenör, mate?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a punk & won't 1v1

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You kidding me? Morgoth is the punk b***h, Feanor would have won if that pussy Melkor didn't gank him 50v1.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Feanor is a little b***h
    >t. Fingolfinchad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a Maedhros fan, tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was good until the oath 'tism kicked in.

        No one wants to talk about the Silmarillion? Tolkien's Lengendarium? Anything? Fëanor was wrong? Anyone?

        Do you think that the Legendarium will get the same treatment as the Arthurian mythos or is it impossible in this day and age?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it's impossible but isn't some of the Arthur stuff considered "real"? I doubt any of the Tolkien legendarium will be considered the same way unless we somehow forget it's fiction

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I should have explained better, I mean the same treatment as in things get added to it by multiple authors over time.
            I asked that because of the overabundance of writers who, once the copyright expires, will flock to it and have their midwit at best stories forever kept by the internet would make such a process impossible.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, it'll happen whether we like it or not but hopefully, and I mean that in the most tenuous way, only the cream of the crop will rise to the top and the dross fall away. I think the legendarium stands the test of time but will it remain forever unaltered? Aren't they already changing stuff? It's a losing battle, if you're a lore nerd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >
      >>t. Fingolfinchad
      you basically made him stub his toe WaOw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what's the most obscure tolkien lore you know
        for me, it's that tar-ciryatan's adûnaic name was balkumagân, and he (#12) was the only númenórean king between elendil (#4) and tar-calmacil (#18) to have a known adûnaic name

        here's a bit of lore I found really interesting. The fight between Fingolfin and Morgoth is Tolkien's retelling of why Saturn (the Greek Titan) has a limp.
        Some history: the ancient astronomers/astrologers noticed that the planet Saturn was the slowest moving of the visible planets, in the myths they told they gave Saturn a limp to account for why it moved so slow.
        Saturn the Titan is also considered to be the Demiurge, just as Melkor is Tolkien's retelling of the Demiurge. Melkor walked with a limp after the fight with Fingolfin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Feanor made Morgoth tremble when arguably he was mightier than at the time fingolfin challenged him to a duel. Morgoth had been largely sat at hi throne directing his armies between Feanor and Fingolfin for a long time and had divested more of his power into his minions. He was still relatively fresh from the blessed land when Feanor landed and sought to challenge him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Silmarillion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but Morgoth had also just got his butt nearly handed to him by Ungoliant, so there's that. But yea, Morgoth was never really keen on duels, and preferred to let his minions do all the physical stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fingolfins 1v1 moment is probably my personal favorite moment of the legendarium. It's up there with Luthiens plea to Mandos and when Turin kills the dragon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mine is
        >the day will come again

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The chad Morgoth vs the virgin Sauron

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one wants to talk about the Silmarillion? Tolkien's Lengendarium? Anything? Fëanor was wrong? Anyone?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkien was a gnostic, not a Catholic. An important distinction given that the Catholic Church quite brutally massacred gnostics. But yes, he was raised Catholic.

    Melkor and Aule are the same person. Orcs and Dwarves are the same. Melkor/Aule tricked Iluvatar into giving sentience to his race of neanderthal cave dwellers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Somebody who didn't read the Silmarilion or any other work of Tolkien.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i've read all his works actually 🙂 Silmarillion about 9 times, and lots of piecemeal reading of certain chapters for reference.

        First off, I never mentioned catholicism, so who the frick are you talking to, schizo. The rest of your inane babble isn't worth wiping my ass with, you're talking out your ass

        ah, i think i accidentally responded to you instead of

        No one wants to talk about the Silmarillion? Tolkien's Lengendarium? Anything? Fëanor was wrong? Anyone?

        this person. Where he said "Anything", so i just blurted out some thoughts 🙂

        The holy Catholic Church founded by st. Peter never massacred gnostics, blame the Northern French. They wanted to expand their control to the south.

        >blame the northern French, who acted on orders from the Catholic Church
        lol

        Why do you insist to die on that hill

        because it's true and blatantly apparent. Aule/Melkor is the Demiurge, infused his essence into physical matter (hroa) thus corrupting it, Valinor was moved to an entirely different realm of the Spirit (fea) and magical enchantments warding the place from any hroa entering. The similarities between Aule and Melkor (uncanny similarities) and between dwarves and orcs. I'm actually really surprised no one else has noticed it (although there was a Nordic poster who once noticed certain similarities between orcs and dwarves, though i don't think he actually went so far as to definitely state they were the same)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, I apologize then, my bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First off, I never mentioned catholicism, so who the frick are you talking to, schizo. The rest of your inane babble isn't worth wiping my ass with, you're talking out your ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The holy Catholic Church founded by st. Peter never massacred gnostics, blame the Northern French. They wanted to expand their control to the south.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Cathars weren’t gnostics lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you insist to die on that hill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tolkien was a gnostic, not a Catholic.
      Yeah I'm gonna need a red pill on this one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sure.
        So you know how gnosticism (even with all the different versions of it) basically says that physical matter is evil, corrupted, a prison of the spirit?
        Tolkien basically wrote this idea into his works. True, you don't see it so openly in LotR (although it's there too, just not right in your face), but in Silmarillion it comes out in force and in the History of Middle Earth series (HoME), specifically "Morgoth's Ring" iirc, it's right there in plain sight.

        In HoME, he about how Morgoth infuses his essence into the physical stuff of Arda. Tolkien makes the distinction between physical matter (which he calls "hroa") and non-physical spirit stuff (which he calls "fea"). So for example, Feanor, Fea-nor, means Spirit of Fire. Mandos and Lorien, the two Valarin brothers, are sometimes called the "Feanturi", meaning Masters of Spirit.

        Silmarillion talks about how the Valar completely left Middle Earth and set up Valinor, casting spells of enchantment around that land to prevent Melkor from attacking. Later on, Iluvatar completely removes Valinor from the confines of the planet Arda. It's not even in Ea anymore, but a completely separate "pocket dimension" or something. In HoME it talks very explicitly about how hroa (physical matter) cannot enter Valinor. It's because everything in Valinor is pure Spirit (fea), and the enchantments keep out Matter. The reason why is because Melkor infused his essence into Matter, thus corrupting it.

        This is extremely gnostic in theme. Tolkien, like the gnostics, equated Matter with evil, with the Demiurge/Melkor.

        LotR is subtly a gnostic story about Frodo (the Everyman of the tale) who takes on the struggle against Matter (i.e. against the Flesh and all that this entails: greed, desire, ambition, etc.) and finally succeeds in destroying the Ring, which is to say he overcame his hroa. (Schopenhauer's "World as Will and Representation" talks about this process of overcoming the Self in order to escape reincarnating into this Matter prison, if you're interested in reading that)

        There's other clues throughout, such as how Tolkien wrote that the Elves that remained in Middle Earth/Arda eventually shed themselves of all their hroa and became beings of pure spirit/fea, and then took the "boat ride into the West". But it's obvious that this boat ride into the West has a metaphorical meaning, leaving the shores of Matter and crossing into the Afterlife of Spirit world (Valinor). After all, not everyone who sails west will reach Valinor, no matter how often they try, the Numenoreans are proof of that.

        Also, as far as gnosticism goes, the Christian gnostics most certainly viewed themselves as Christian. It was the Catholic Church that viewed them as heretics, and brutally tortured/murdered them. The gnostics largely kept to themselves and didn't deserve to be treated like that, even if you disagree with their teachings.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So in the Gnostic tradition what is the point of any of this at all?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >what is the point of any of this at all?
            do you mean the point of life? I think the consensus is that physical world is a mistake, done out of pride by the Demiurge.
            Tolkien took a similar approach, but softened it by postulating that originally the world was good, a joint effort by the Demiurge (Melkor) and the Valar (the other angels, of which the Demiurge is simply the foremost).
            Tolkien agrees with the gnostics that the goal is to escape this prison planet, not physically via spaceships, but spiritually by "destroying our own Ring individually. Just as Frodo destroying the Ring didn't mean all the hobbits were allowed to enter Valinor, so too with us, only people who have made the effort to overcome Matter and its temptations can escape (Schopenhauer goes into detail about this process).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I think the consensus is that physical world is a mistake, done out of pride by the Demiurge.
            Cool, become a troony then idc. Your entire post is refuted by Tolkien openly affirming life.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt they will listen

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >your entire post is refuted by Tolkien openly affirming life.
            and yet his entire ouvre is about leaving (Middle)Earth and "life" behind for something better.

            >become a troony then idc
            um... are you legit moronic? where do you get "troony" out of anything I wrote? lol

            >So you know how gnosticism (even with all the different versions of it) basically says that physical matter is evil, corrupted, a prison of the spirit?
            Stopped reading there. Ramblings of a midwit who doesn't actually understand the history of Christianity and Gnosticism on where they hold similarities and ultimately diverge.

            you have to be even lower than a midwit to think gnosticism is something different. I'm aware that there are different flavors of it, just as there are different flavors of all religions and philosophies, but in general gnosticism is exactly what i said it is: the belief that physical matter and this physical world is evil/corrupted/a prison.

            you're free to actually provide proof of your own viewpoint, but let's be honest, you're just gonna lob insults but not provide any actual substance behind them 🙂

            run along now, sweetie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Tolkien openly affirming life

            This is a good point anon but Tolkien was a complex man. Many of his contemporaries commented that while he took great joy in the simple matter of daily living, there was also an undercurrent of great sadness to his personality (likely a product of him being orphaned as a child, and the deaths of his 2 best friends in 1916). This paradoxical mix of wistful melancholy with life-affirming morals is pretty blatant in his storytelling and I don't think it's a stretch to say it's there also in his cosmology- that the material world is infused with both good and evil and behave like forces of nature in a state of constant struggle. It's not that life itself is to be affirmed, but more like behaving in a certain 'heroic' manner which somehow allows us to transcend this primordial conflict. "Do the great stories ever end mr frodo?" Just my thoughts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you're just a dumbass pseud who hasn't read Catholic scholastics or even Augustine.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like you haven't read any history on the Catholic church.
            it's a doozy, you're really missing out 🙂
            >Jesus Christ clearly wants us to torture and/or kill fellow Christians

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >fellow Christians
            The Cathars weren't Christian and were starting shit that bothered the secular rulers. They brought it on themselves.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Cathars weren't Christian, even though they referred to themselves as "Good Christians"
            >only the Pope gets to decide who is or isn't a Christian
            oh i bet you're just itching at the opportunity to torture and murder me for disagreeing with you, aren't ya?
            >Jesus Christ would condone torture and murder in certain instances.
            You are possessed by literal demons

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >oh i bet you're just itching at the opportunity to torture and murder me for disagreeing with you, aren't ya?
            Dude, please don't push your BDSM fetish on me, that's gross.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Jesus Christ thinks it's okay to torture and murder fellow Christians.
            i like how you completely ignore that part.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >i like how you completely ignore that part.
            They were Christians my dude.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            who were christians? the Catholics or the gnostic christians?
            because Jesus Christ would NEVER condone torturing or murdering someone, but the Catholics (who claim to be Christian but clearly aren't) did so.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >who were christians?
            The former you moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no they weren't, you moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sweetie, it clearly wasn't the party who denied Christ in the Eucharist.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sweetie, Jesus Christ would never condone torture or murder, but the Demiurge/Satan would.

            sorry to be the one to have to tell you, but Catholics have been worshiping Satan this entire time... sweetie 🙂

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Jesus said to torture anyone that doesn't practice the Eucharist
            wow, the Demiurge really did a number on the Catholic community. But then again, they're totally cool with all the pedophilia in the church ranks, so i guess i shouldn't be surprised

            >cathergays ignoring the reasons why nobody accepts them
            Sad. Oh, and Tolkien isn't one of you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Tolkien was most definitely not a Catholic. There are way more gnostic themes in his books than there are Catholic themes.

            >ignoring the reasons why nobody accepts them.
            um, sweetie, they were all murdered, there's your "reason" right there.
            >if you can't convince them, torture and murder them.
            Well done, the Demiurge is pleased.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Tolkien was most definitely not a Catholic.
            >she really believes this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            there's nothing catholic in Lord of the Rings or Silmarillion at all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Catholics inherited the Bablyonian mystery religion, which Tolkien talked about in History of Middle Earth. Sauron, who was called "Zigur" by the Haradrim, would build "pyramid temples" and perform human sacrifice in worship of Melkor.
            Zigur...ziggurat. And the Pope dresses like the priests of the Babylonian ziggurat temples.

            It's kinda cute how clueless you are about Catholicism and its worship of the Demiurge.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            zero Catholic churches in Lord of the Rings.
            zero bishops, zero popes, zero anything catholic at all.
            Iluvatar didn't create Ea, Melkor and the other angels did. This contradicts Catholic teaching, but coincided with gnostic teaching.

            Catholics worship Melkor lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Jesus said to torture anyone that doesn't practice the Eucharist
            wow, the Demiurge really did a number on the Catholic community. But then again, they're totally cool with all the pedophilia in the church ranks, so i guess i shouldn't be surprised

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            does this dude worship Melkor or something? Seriously, who talks like this?
            >they brought the torture on themselves

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just re-read it last year. Really feels like the type of book you need two go throughs to understand but I’m so glad I did because I loved it.

          I disagree with you anon but I appreciate the thought you put into this.

          I have a question; is it true that these books are included within the Silmarillion?

          In shorter forms, yeah. They’re actually some of my favorite in there so I’m excited to give them a try.

          No one wants to talk about the Silmarillion? Tolkien's Lengendarium? Anything? Fëanor was wrong? Anyone?

          Might be my favorite Tolkien work. Feels like an actual ancient myth that was written down later. What’s your favorite part anon?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >So you know how gnosticism (even with all the different versions of it) basically says that physical matter is evil, corrupted, a prison of the spirit?
          Stopped reading there. Ramblings of a midwit who doesn't actually understand the history of Christianity and Gnosticism on where they hold similarities and ultimately diverge.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this guy has to be joking
            >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnosticism#:~:text=Moral%20judgements%20of%20the%20demiurge,its%20passive%20constituent%20matter%20allows.
            >Viewing material existence as flawed or evil, Gnostic cosmogony generally presents a distinction between a supreme, hidden God and a malevolent lesser divinity (sometimes associated with the Yahweh of the Old Testament)[2] who is responsible for creating the material universe.[3]

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fun little thought experiment extemporizing on the gnostic idea:
          If Matter is evil because of Melkor, does that mean it was originally evil, or that it was at first good and then was later corrupted by Melkor?
          If we assume it was originally good, then Melkor corrupted it, it would seem possible to return the world to an original state, to reset everything and not allow Melkor the chance to corrupt it again. In this version Matter is "good" and Form is "evil".

          If Matter is evil, removing Melkor's corruption also removes Matter, to where only Form (Spirit) is left. This would coincide with the writings in History of Middle Earth talking about Fea-spirit and Hroa-matter. So it is Matter itself that is evil, that is the corruption, and Matter can't be salvaged. Unless Eru/God has a secret plan to salvage Matter, possibly even redeeming Melkor and Sauron and all the rest, i do seem to remember reading a theory about that a while back, on here or over on /x/ maybe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Melkor and Aule are the same person
      Given that the "Silmarillion" narrative-framework-wise is supposed to be (in-universe) Bilbo's "translations from elvish", it is as reliable as any medieval compilation. That is, not much.
      "Silmarillion" represents an elven hearsay of the events they never witnessed. And given that even some Valinor locations are named in Sindarin, the narrators of all those events probably have never set foot in Valinor to begin with. Even Feanor's name is given in fricking Sindarin, not Quenya.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what point are you trying to make in regards to my comment "Melkor and Aule are the same person". You quoted it and then didn't address it.

        And Bilbo did set foot in Valinor, albeit after he'd written his book. And Book of Lost Tales (one of those narrative frameworks you mentioned) is from the viewpoint of Aelfwine (iirc), a Saxon from England, who actually went to Tol Eressea (i.e. Valinor) and spoke with the Elves there.

        And many of the similarities between Melkor and Aule are things personally witnessed by the Elves (though, granted, some aren't, such as the creation of the Dwarves/Orcs). The Elves witnessed the telluric powers of Aule and of Melkor. They witnessed that Dwarves and Orcs lived in caves, disliked Elves, were warlike, often spoke the language of their non-Dwarven neighbors to keep their own language secret, even the Elf Loremaster Pengolodh noted in his treatise on telepathy that Aule and Melkor were the foremost masters in that art, and he described how the greatest telepaths could, if they wanted, deceive even Manwe and Varda if they wanted. So it's entirely possible that Aule was playing a double-game of pretending to be good in public (his Aule-Dwarf mode) and plotting behind everyone's back in private (his Melkor-Orc mode). Palpatine did the same thing in Star Wars lol, it's not like it's that difficult to do when you're an Ainu spirit that can assume any physical form you wish, read minds, cloak your own mind, etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Melkor and Aule are the same person. Orcs and Dwarves are the same. Melkor/Aule tricked Iluvatar into giving sentience to his race of neanderthal cave dwellers.
      this is so deranged and it's bugging me i can't find anything to explicitly disprove it
      i'm looking for something like the two of them being in the same room at the same time and i can't find anything like that

      >Melkor and Aule are the same person
      Given that the "Silmarillion" narrative-framework-wise is supposed to be (in-universe) Bilbo's "translations from elvish", it is as reliable as any medieval compilation. That is, not much.
      "Silmarillion" represents an elven hearsay of the events they never witnessed. And given that even some Valinor locations are named in Sindarin, the narrators of all those events probably have never set foot in Valinor to begin with. Even Feanor's name is given in fricking Sindarin, not Quenya.

      >Even Feanor's name is given in fricking Sindarin, not Quenya.
      the name fëanor is neither sindarin nor quenya; it's an amalgamation of his quenya and sindarin names (fëanáro and faenor, respectively)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the most convincing evidence that Aule and Melkor aren't the same person (and instead are just very coincidentally similar) is that Melkor was physically chained with Angainor, which ... oh yea, Aule crafted.

        So it's possible that Melkor was slipping the chains off in prison when he needed to go pretend to be Aule, and then putting them back on when he was done.
        But even that would still seem to require the cooperation of his jail warden, Tu, and here's where that could come into play: in "Book of Lost Tales" Tolkien writes that Tu was a Maia in the service of Mandos, and that "Melkor taught him shadow magic" or black magic (can't remember the exact wording). After Melkor was freed, Tu decided to leave Valinor and to go to Middle Earth, where he eventually became the ruler of the Elves that remained at Cuivienen (their birthplace of the Elven race).

        So while Lost Tales never says that Tu was evil, or that the Dark Elves of Cuivienen were evil (the most it says is that Tu could be "testy" but was otherwise benevolent), it is extremely odd that Melkor would teach Tu his magical arts and get nothing in return.

        Christopher Tolkien speculated that Melkor was merely attempting to ingratiate/bribe the warden Tu, perhaps in the case of future need, but states that no such need ever arose, as Melkor was eventually freed without any recourse to Tu's aid. But then it's still kinda odd that Tolkien (JRR) would even write about Tu at all, or that Melkor tried to bribe him by teaching him magic, magic which Tu eventually used to rule over the Dark Elves at Cuivienen since he eventually became known as "the Wizard King" or something like that. He was never known as "Wizard" when he was just a jail warden at Mandos, it was Melkor's magic that helped Tu accomplish this.

        Now it's true that this stuff about Tu was only in early drafts, but then why even keep copies of it at all? Why not just throw that away entirely?
        Tolkien is known to have studied not only languages but also myths, and anyone who has studied myths (from any culture) will have noticed that there is often lots of different versions of the "same" myth, some overlapping, some drastically different in key aspects, even uncanny similarities between myths of different cultures that (supposedly) had no contact with each other. Tolkien being famous for recreating realism in his works, is it possible he did these overlapping stories, half stories, fragments of stories, variations of stories, etc. as some attempt to recreate in his world the same phenomenon one sees in the real world in regards to myths? (realism in the sense that everything, from geography, calendars, languages, plant-life, etc. is extremely in-depth and realistic, like a carbon copy from the real Earth injected into his fantasy Middle Earth)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          some additional thoughts on Tu:

          I've read a lot of online speculation about Tu being an early variant of Sauron, like Tevildo was, or like Gorthu and Thu were. And while it's possible, it doesn't seem likely. The main reason behind the idea that they're the same is simply the similarity in the names Thu and Tu.

          But aside from that, there's not much else similar between the two. Sauron, and all the proto-Sauron variations (Tevildo, Gorthu, Thu) are all quintessentially still the Sauron we can easily recognize. But Tu isn't like any of those, he's described as "testy but benevolent". Nowhere is Sauron ever described as benevolent, even Annatar never was called that. And while both Tu and Thu/Sauron are Maiar, Sauron originally served Aule (another clue, btw, in the Melkor=Aule theory), while Tu served Mandos. Then of course there's "minor details" like: Sauron lived in Beleriand during this time, and Tu lived in Cuivienen, the far east of Middle Earth (beyond Mordor, Rhun and Khand, for anyone not familiar with the geography). While it's possible they too could be the same person, pulling another "Palpatine" scheme (like Aule=Melkor), and simply turning invisible or traveling great distances "like a cloud", as Melkor is said to have done when he escaped Valinor, we're never given details on how long that kind of travel would take.

          All this is more speculative though, and it's simpler to just settle that Tu and Thu/Sauron are different people. So too is it simpler to settle that Aule and Melkor are different people, but in this case it's harder to settle for that answer since there's way more evidence to support the theory than there is the Tu=Thu theory.

          But interestingly, even over there (near Cuivienen) the Dwarves of the area were often at war with the Elves or Men of the region, Tolkien even wrote that the Dwarves often served Sauron, the only exception being the House of Durin, which means 6 other Houses were helping Sauron and more than likely Melkor too.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I love you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This eternal bait
      ...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This eternal bait
        https://medium.com/belover/no-tolkiens-the-lord-of-the-rings-isn-t-christian-a7d3b34b7677
        "Christians like a scene in which Tolkien seemed to lead his friend C.S. Lewis into the faith. The details are odd. Tolkien said that Christianity was just like other myth-systems, except for being true — a “true myth,” as he said.
        But the idea of Tolkien being Catholic might have to note the weaknesses. He made no effort to study theology. He never visited Rome. For all his distain of “mutilated beliefs,” he seems to have deeply loved Santa."
        "Scratch the surface, and Tolkien doesn’t seem Catholic at all.
        He seems to have personally believed in reincarnation and worked it into the plot of all his work, including The Lord of the Rings."

        https://medium.com/belover/did-j-r-r-tolkien-believe-in-reincarnation-7cc75780040
        "But was reincarnation confined to Elves?
        In 2007, Flieger published a paper, “The Curious Incident of The Dream at The Barrow: Memory and Reincarnation in Middle-Earth,” that found the theme in Middle-earth—in hobbits. In The Fellowship of the Ring, Merry has a strange experience. Half-woken, he begins to speak:
        “‘Of course, I remember!’ he said. ‘The men of Carn Dum came on us at night and we were worsted. Ah! The spear in my heart!’ He clutched at his breast.”
        Merry then came to his senses.
        “‘No! No!’ he said, opening his eyes. ‘What am I saying? I have been dreaming.’”
        Tolkien’s original draft of the chapter, she notes, read a little different:
        ‘I begin to remember,’ he said. ‘I thought I was dead — but don’t let us speak of it.’”"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why do only tolkiengays treat unpublished, discarded ideas as canon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Varg

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nope, not him. That's kind of funny though, usually people accuse me of being Stephen Colbert (*shudder*) Don't even listen/watch him, though i have heard of him. I just think being honest is more important than rooting for your favorite religious sports team, and it's pretty clear that Silmarillion (and the rest of the books) aren't strictly speaking "Catholic".

        1. There's reincarnation, which Catholics used to torture and murder people for believing.

        2. There's no Mary figure.

        3. There's no Trinity.

        4. There's no Eucharist.

        5. The only organized, practiced religion on the planet is that instituted by Melkor and Sauron. The Elves believe in Eru and know He exists, but they don't build churches to him or spin elaborate theologies about Him.

        6. The world is thought of as evil and corrupted by Melkor. Catholics tortured and murdered the gnostics for having a very similar outlook on the world.

        7. There's no Jesus figure. Gandalf comes closest to it, but he resembles more a bodhisattva archetype, a beneficent angel that agreed to incarnate in Melkor's realm (Middle Earth) and try to guide people away from the cycle of reincarnating, i.e. to escape to Valinor. And Aragorn and Frodo don't make for very good Jesus stand-ins, neither of them neither of their father's are God, neither were immaculately conceived, neither of them lived forever or will rule Valinor or Middle Earth after Melkor is finally destroyed. Aragorn only ruled as king for what, a century? I could see him being a King Arthur type, but not a Jesus. Frodo is an Everyman, just a normal person that we all can relate to.

        8. the cosmogony of Silmarillion resembles more the Nordic/Greek/Roman conception, which is to say pagan, interwoven with strong elements of gnosticism.

        there's prolly more examples i could give, but 8 should be enough to prove that the book isn't Catholic. The best argument a Catholic could make is that it's proto-Catholic, reeaally heavy on the proto.
        Catholicism to me resembles more something Melkor or Sauron would create as an attempt to whitewash their religion to the non-Orc masses to make it more palatable. Melkor often tricked humans into worshiping him by claiming that Eru never existed, that "Middle Earth" was all there is, that the Timeless Halls don't exist, just space/void and more space/void. Tolkien even wrote that the one trait that could instantly distinguish whether the religion was at core "Melkor-ish" was whether human sacrifice was performed, since all the religions that Melkor/Sauron created had that in common. And Catholicism has the sacrifice of Jesus.... which i know, i know, he was supposed to be "the ultimate sacrifice" so that sacrificing would never be needed again, but it could also be construed as a white-washed way to continue the practice of sacrifice to appease Melkor, just like animal sacrifices were originally a way to continue sacrifices without resorting to sacrificing humans.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Mary figure
          Elbereth
          >Trinity
          Tolkien considered including a physical Incarnation of Eru as part of the later mythology. Holy Spirit = 'Flame Imperishable'
          >no Eucharist
          lembas bread
          >organized, practiced religion on the planet
          Tolkien commented directly on this in letters
          >no Jesus figure
          between them Gandalf, Aragorn, and Frodo/Sam encompass almost everything important about Christ:

          >"At the doors of the Houses many were already gathered to see Aragorn, and they followed after him; and when at last he had supped, men came and prayed that he would heal their kinsmen or their friends whose lives were in peril through hurt or wound, or who lay under the Black Shadow. And Aragorn arose and went out, and he sent for the sons of Elrond, and together they laboured far into the night. And word went through the City: 'The King is come again indeed.' And they named him Elfstone, because of the green stone that he wore, and so the name it was foretold at his birth that he should bear was chosen for him by his own people."

          ...just one passage for example. Also anon when you read the books again pay attention to the ways Frodo is described, particularly as the book progresses- loads of religious overtones and definitely not an 'everyman'.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Varda is a Mary figure
            okay, how so? Just the fact that she's female? So Mary is the incarnation of Varda? Did Varda give birth to anyone that resembles Jesus? (Eonwe? He's hardly a Jesus figure) You're reaching. Yes, she was venerated, but so was Yavanna, so was Luthien and Galadriel for that matter.

            >Lembas bread is Eucharistic
            interesting, but no. To begin with, in Catholic Church only male priests are allowed to perform the Eucharist, whereas with lembas bread only female elven royalty are allowed to gift it.

            >green Elfstone
            oh! Just like the one that Jesus wore? Oh that's right, there's no green Elfstone mentioned in the Bible. Again, you're *REACHING* because you want to root for team Catholic.

            >Holy Spirit is Flame Imperishable
            not bad. So Eru is Father, Flame Imperishable is Holy Spirit, and the Son would be... who, Aragorn+Frodo+Gandalf+Sam? Anyone else you wanna tack on? I still have 2500 letters i can type and fit into this post. I'm surprised you didn't mention Manwe, he fits even better than any of the others. How about that one Rohirrim guy, he had long hair like Jesus, sure let's include him too since we're reaching.

            >Go Team Catholic yay yay yay! gooooooo CATHOLIC!

            *sigh*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I was just pointing out some of the Catholic undercurrents in Tolkien's stories. Why do you demand that everything about them has to have all the same elements and aesthetics? That's really autistic and inappropriate anon. I know you know it isn't allegory. Is it so hard to understand someone like Tolkien telling a Christian story using pagan aesthetics? I wrote out that passage from RotK because it reads/feels so much like something from the gospels, but you chose to focus on an irrelevant aesthetic element. Also I don't care for 'Team Catholic', I just wanted to have a discussion. Don't be so deliberately obtuse.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Catholic undercurrents
            they could just as easily be Vedic undercurrents, or Zoroastrian undercurrents, with how vague they are.
            All the evidence presented as being "Catholic undercurrents" are extremely weak. Meanwhile, certain people in this thread get really upset if I bring up the "gnostic undercurrents" (of which there is much stronger evidence), calling people names and other insults for daring to suggest gnostic themes, even after the Catholic Church tortured, murdered and declared gnosticism heretical.

            >Why do you demand...
            I'm not demanding anything, but it would be nice if people could present ACTUAL evidence instead of extremely vague suggestions.
            >Aragorn is the future king, Jesus is king too... whelp that settles it, Aragorn is representative of Jesus. And they're both males too, it's just so obvious they're the same person.
            >Gandalf the Grey died and was transfigured to Gandalf the White, that's just like Jesus, clearly Gandalf is Jesus. But no, reincarnation isn't a thing, because the Catholic Church says so, even though Tolkien wrote reincarnation into his story.

            >That's really autistic
            there's that name calling again. Okay, try this on for size, I think you're low iq and unable to provide any good evidence for your "Silmarillion is a Catholic story".

            >Pagan aesthetics
            why not use Catholic aesthetics? Is it so hard for you to accept that Tolkien wasn't writing a Catholic story and that he chose not use pagan aesthetics *for a reason*?

            >i just wanted to have a discussion
            >you're autistic
            sounds more like you just want to believe what you want to believe without providing any good evidence, and then call people names if they disagree with you 🙂

            why do only tolkiengays treat unpublished, discarded ideas as canon?

            >unpublished, discarded ideas as canon
            Just because they went unpublished doesn't make then non-canonical. Tolkien *tried* to publish them, and no publishing company would. Silmarillion was only published posthumously by his son, who did some heavy editing of the work to make it more appealing to the publishing companies... eventually this led to the History of Middle Earth series being published too. It's all JRR Tolkien's writings, and therefore canonical. And no one gets to say what Tolkien intended to discard, he's could have destroyed any of his so called "discarded" ideas at any time but chose to keep them.

            And "tolkiengays" would know all this since they've read footnotes in History of Middle Earth, which is why they generally go beyond Silmarillion for lore, and don't treat the book as "the Bible". It's a great starting place though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >'Gandalf sacrifices his life to save his friends and so to ultimately defeat metaphysical evil. He is then resurrected by Eru and returns to his friends as a symbol of hope. Many readers will notice the clear Christian imagery in...'
            >'Uhm, excuse me, nowhere in the Bible does Jesus fight a big fire demon on a bridge, and acktually reincarnation is considered heretical by the Catholic church, so...'

            That's you. Do you understand how insufferable that kind of pedantry is? I found your first post about possible gnostic influence on the Silmarillion interesting but talking to you seems like a waste of time. It all seems like a zero-sum thing with you, which if Tolkien's work is anything it is not that- he was inspired by many many different myths and cultures which all overlapped in his non-allegorical fantasy story- during the writing of which his own Catholicism seeped through naturally. What do you make of all the little things like having the Fellowship set out on December 25 and the ring being destroyed on March 25, those being deliberate and explicit references by the author to the birth of and the death/resurrection of Christ? Just a coincidence and Tolkien was lying? There are so many other Christian links and imagery and themes in LoTR, I really think you need to read that book again anon, with all your gnostic stuff in mind as well.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Gandalf sacrifices his life, therefore Jesus.
            Why not Odin? Or Osiris, or Tammuz, or Adonis or Dionysus any of the other people sacrificed or who died and rose again? I do think it's funny though that it's "pedantic" when I question your conclusions, but when it's not pedantic when people question my gnostic conclusions?

            >i found your first post about possible gnostic influence interesting, but you're a waste of time talking to.
            if you read my posts then perhaps you also read the responses those posts garnered, if so, maybe you can understand how annoying it is to get the 3rd degree from people just voicing my ideas. I noticed that you didn't reprimand any of the people being douche bags to me for my "interesting gnostic ideas". So I can assume you're okay with them being douchebags since they hold the same opinions as you about Silmarillion being a Catholic work. Yea, you sound pretty hypocritical.

            >it's all zero sum with you
            hardly. I already said at the beginning that gnostics can be Christian, so I'm on board with Silmarillion being Christian, but in a gnostic way, not in the Catholic "i'll torture and murder you if you deviate from what i believe" way. People like you are annoying because you act like you're morally superior but you're not, it's all an act to appear to be neutral and fair, when in fact you're biased and willing to look the other way when others violate your "principles" so long as they share the same beliefs as you do.

            >he was inspired by many different myths and cultures
            right, but not gnosticism apparently. And if you agree with my gnosticism idea, why not just admit it earlier instead of so begrudgingly ("I thought it interesting but on second thought i disagree with it after seeing the way you interact with others." As if my interaction with others has any bearing on the gnostic idea itself.)

            As i stated, i'm not against Christian themes in the Silmarillion, which was implied earlier when i said gnostics are (or at least can be) Christian. My original argument was gnostic Christianity, which got shot down in a very rude way. I am opposed to the Catholic version though, too much evidence that Catholicism is (or at least has become) the neo-Babylonian/Melkorin religion. Catholicism being evil and fake doesn't mean Christianity (or Christian gnosticism) is evil or fake.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I agree that gnostic ideas were likely one of the many ingredients that went into making the mythology. But by the time of LotR things are much more explicitly Christian, and it is pretty obvious. I think it's a mistake to suggest that Tolkien was some kind of crypto-gnostic.
            This was my original post in this thread-

            >Tolkien openly affirming life

            This is a good point anon but Tolkien was a complex man. Many of his contemporaries commented that while he took great joy in the simple matter of daily living, there was also an undercurrent of great sadness to his personality (likely a product of him being orphaned as a child, and the deaths of his 2 best friends in 1916). This paradoxical mix of wistful melancholy with life-affirming morals is pretty blatant in his storytelling and I don't think it's a stretch to say it's there also in his cosmology- that the material world is infused with both good and evil and behave like forces of nature in a state of constant struggle. It's not that life itself is to be affirmed, but more like behaving in a certain 'heroic' manner which somehow allows us to transcend this primordial conflict. "Do the great stories ever end mr frodo?" Just my thoughts.

            >if you read my posts then perhaps you also read the responses those posts garnered

            I'm not trying to be mean to you or anything man, all the best.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Christian, sure. But Catholic? That's the part I don't know i can agree with.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that little fricker Mîm. I felt sorry for him at first, but he's a real b***h homie fr fr

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thanks gnosticism autist for actually discussing tolkien's themes, even if i dont agree with the conclusions

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a question; is it true that these books are included within the Silmarillion?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but earlier iterations, with less polish, refinement, and content.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, they are just so unpolished

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're mentioned and breifly summarised. I'll be blunt and tell you that you should get Children of Hurin separately and don't bother reading the rest outside of what's in Silmarillion.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am watching the Extended Edition movies for the first time and of course they are very comfy. I've only ever read The Hobbit but not the LotR novels and certainly not The Silmarillion. Apparently The Silmarillion reads like a history novel or an epic poem; what does the LotR read like?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's the most obscure tolkien lore you know
    for me, it's that tar-ciryatan's adûnaic name was balkumagân, and he (#12) was the only númenórean king between elendil (#4) and tar-calmacil (#18) to have a known adûnaic name

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >obscure lore
      The Vala Orome created the rainbow as a bridge between Valinor and Arda. This is most likely Tolkien's nod to the Bifrost Bridge, the one guarded by Heimdall.

      in the earliest versions that Tolkien wrote, there were no orcs, but instead the Dwarves served Melkor. Which is interesting since in the later drafts Dwarves were made by Aule and Orcs by Melkor, who in terms of power and ability are both telluric Ainu.

      Melkor and Aule are the two most proficient at psychic ability (like Galadriel)

      Turin Turambar is destined to slay Morgoth, and the constellation we call Orion is, according to Tolkien, of Turin.

      The Elves actually never stated 100% that Orcs were captured Elves who were tortured and magically altered by Melkor, it was merely their speculation. They also speculated that orcs may have been human, but nixed that theory because orcs were around much earlier than humans. Dwarves, despite being around at the same time as the earliest appearance of Elves and Orcs, were never guessed at, despite many similarities.

      Sindarin Elves used to hunt Dwarves, mistaking them for Orcs.

      Thorin Oakenshield's grandfather walked freely through Moria after it was infested with Orcs, the orcs left him be. It was only after the orc leader (Bolg iirc?) found out that he killed him, thus began the War of the Dwarves and Orcs

      .There was a Noldorin Elf at Rivendell who wrote a treatise on telepathy and its rules, which is available online.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        minor objection
        >in the earliest versions that Tolkien wrote, there were no orcs, but instead the Dwarves served Melkor.
        the book of lost tales includes many references to orcs, and i know of no version earlier than that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not sure on which book it's from, may even be from Book of Lost Tales and you just forgot, I seem to remember it being a footnote Christopher Tolkien included.
          But yup, originally it was just Melkor and the Dwarves.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the Vala Orome created the rainbow as a bridge between Valinor and Arda.
        Happy Pride Month to you too, anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Heimdallr, the Guardian of the Bifrost Bridge is actually gay.
          i thought you had to be over 18 to post on this forum? don't you have summer school or something to do?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >.There was a Noldorin Elf at Rivendell who wrote a treatise on telepathy and its rules, which is available online.
        the only actually obscure lore is available online.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well, that's where I happened to read it, I should have been more specific where to find it.

          I just did an internet search and i can't find the website anymore, so maybe it's been taken down or ... something.

          So, Pengolodh's treatise is called "Enquiry into the Communication of Thought", was written by JRR Tolkien and originally published in the Vinyar Tengwar linguistic journal (which is also now available on Amazon, which is something i just learned. It's about $50 for the complete collection of scholarly essays, and comes in 5 volumes, about 200-400 pages each, so well worth it imo for all Tolkien fans)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What have you read so far?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oops. Meant to OP

            https://i.imgur.com/CTpit7v.jpg

            I read this every summer AMA

            You can also answer, if you wish tough.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get why Tree and Leaf, Tom Bombadil, On Fairy Stories, etc, are after HOME in the tier list. These are short stories and a seminal essay that people can enjoy as is. HOME is for the true nerds

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I placed them after HOME partly as a breather, from all those previous volumes. Also because not all stories included in Tales from the Perilous Realm are part of Middle-earth's world.
            And finally, of all the times I'd posted in it's progress, no one had ever raised that concern or contested.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i own and have read fully
            >the hobbit
            >the lord of the rings
            >the silmarillion
            >the unfinished tales
            >the history of middle-earth (all twelve volumes)
            >the father christmas letters
            >the story of kullervo

            i own, but have not read fully
            >the letters of j. r. r. tolkien
            >the nature of middle-earth
            >the lord of the rings: a reader's companion
            >pictures by j. r. r. tolkien
            >j. r. r. tolkien: artist and illustrator
            >the adventures of tom bombadil
            >sir gawain and the green knight

            i want
            >parma eldalamberon
            >vinyar tengwar

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Still need to emend that pic... again. I'll likely take the opportunity and change Vinyar Tengwar's image.

            i own and have read fully
            >the hobbit
            >the lord of the rings
            >the silmarillion
            >the unfinished tales
            >the history of middle-earth (all twelve volumes)
            >the father christmas letters
            >the story of kullervo

            i own, but have not read fully
            >the letters of j. r. r. tolkien
            >the nature of middle-earth
            >the lord of the rings: a reader's companion
            >pictures by j. r. r. tolkien
            >j. r. r. tolkien: artist and illustrator
            >the adventures of tom bombadil
            >sir gawain and the green knight

            i want
            >parma eldalamberon
            >vinyar tengwar

            Very nice.
            I still need to finish the Lost Tales 2.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished the Turin chapter. Still pissed at that little homie Mim.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mim is a israelite, it's in his nature to betray

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe the few die hard IQfy Tolkien fans are keeping my puny thread alive, thanks fellers, I'd love to chat about anything Tolkien with you guys, I still have a lot to learn, I feel, even though I read the Silmarillion every year. Any thoughts on the new releases? Have I missed anything important or, more importantly, new?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you're interested in reading some interesting background lore about Tolkien's work and myths he was inspired from, you might find this essay interesting.
      https://muse.jhu.edu/article/176074

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your thread is the only good thread on IQfy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we gotta keep this going somehow.

        I'll write something later.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's his endgame?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      new phone who this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His channel is pretty good. It's called Tolkien Lore for anyone interested. As for his end game, I couldn't say.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based, Feanor did everything wrong

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do the same but with Mein Kampf and try a different edition each time.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone read that Russian version of LotR from the orc's perspective? It's about how Mordor was a fledgling industrial nation that was brutally repressed by the imperial powers of Christianity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "The Last Ringbearer"? Crappy fanfic, written by a stereotypical self-pompous snob, who thinks himself smarter than Tolkien, yet produced a very-very mediocre work at best.
      It's like contrasting a Bible with a James Bond novel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, frick that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If I were to condescend and read (ever again) a fricking fanfic on LotR, it should *at least*:
      1) have a courtesy of being mindful of all its deep lore, even if you are actively contradicting it.
      2) have some wisdom of its own to contribute. LotR has deeply moving scenes and great dialogues. This fanfic doesn't.

      It's like playing a piano. It is one thing to deviate and contradict certain conventions in full awareness of realizing what you're doing. It's quite another, when you just randomly hit the keyboard and shit around.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you read it every summer how did you frick up spelling Feanor so bad? You even put the accent over the wrong letter, so it wasn't a simple slip of the fingers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just to aggravate you

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Silmarillion is basically an Elf bible of myths and is not "factual" with regards to Middle Earth in the later ages.

    Also, can someone explain to me why Gandalf needed Aragorn on the throne instead of Faramir, and isn't there a case to be made that keeping information away from Denethor ultimately led to the Denny's death?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >can someone explain to me why Gandalf needed Aragorn on the throne instead of Faramir
      bloodlines. Faramir is only descended from the Steward line, so he's noble but he's not from the royal bloodline of the kings of Numenor, who were blessed by the Valar at the creation of Numenor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The steward line is a cadet branch of the Gondorean royal bloodline. Faramir is a closer descendant of Isildur as a claimant to the throne of Gondor, but Aragorn is a closer descendant of Elros as a claimant to the united kingdom of Gondor and Arnor.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'm not too familiar with Denethor's bloodline, and just how royal it is, but i do know that Aragorn had the better claim by far. The Stewards of Gondor were originally chosen because there was no one else (or so they thought) who had a better claim. It was always viewed as temporary rulership until someone with better claim could be found.

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