>family member reaches out via text
>"how are you?"
what the frick am i supposed to respond to this?
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>family member reaches out via text
>"how are you?"
what the frick am i supposed to respond to this?
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Fine
>What do you want?
Now post the reply Anon
I mean this is how I feel. I fricking hate when people are poking for things. Bro just ask what you need or want to know, holy shit.
> 'hi how are you'
>Bro just ask what you need or want to know, holy shit
do zoomers really? what a moronic generation of 'people'
" good evening [insert relative name]. I've been gooning for six hours straight and my balls are starting to hurt. The tricky thing is, friction on my shaft has started peeling the scabs from yestrday's gooning, and so now I've gotten blood on the carpet. Hope you're doing well. -[ your signiture here]"
>scabs
>not gooning with cold pressed coconut oil
ngmi
"normal"
I’m good. Been a while Whats up
IMMEDIATELY ask them for like $150 in the very first message saying how you will pay them back in 3 weeks, watch them leave you alone in peace never contacting you again thank me later
This is genius. It wouldn't work on the relatives that know I have a high-paying job though.
kek, if people know you have money it's ogre.
Probably, the best response yet.
I was going to suggest send them a pic of some peanut butter jar.
>IMMEDIATELY ask them for like $150
fricking savage dude
Good man thanks, how you been? Doing anything for Easter?
I'm doing good, I spend my time posting cartoon frogs on a chinese cartoon forum with other people who do the same thing
You respond: "I am homierdly"
This isn't business & finance related, dumbo.
>great
>did lots of coke last night
>yes I can help you
>just buy tokens on satoshisync
>yeah thanks anon let me know when you profit
>k bye
>good, and you?
I don't get why conversation is so hard for autismos, you just have to remember the combos
combos are easier to remember unless you playing king in tekken
Replying to "how are you?" with anything except specific emotions tied to childhood trauma is a sign that you aren't coping well and have probably been racking up debt gambling again
Block them, they want your money. They remembered you were the quite kid with bitcoin.
They obviously want you to send them a dick pic.
Personally i ghost them for three weeks, invite them to an event then ignore them for two months and after that pretend like it never happened
>it's a 50/50 chance if I'm super weird or utterly charming in a given social encounter
>my attempts to influence this coinflip have mixed results
it sounds like she's dtf
Ghost them.
I never reply to people who want to "reconnect" unless we were really close friends or something, they most certainly just need something
"I've been doing good. How are you?"
It's that easy. They're probably reaching out because they saw Bitcoin somewhere and remembered you. The second they ask you anything about cryptocurrency you tell them that you don't keep up with that stuff anymore and that it's been a long time since you did anything crypto related. This is the best course of action trust me.