Patience. Buy stocks that are in single digit or even at $1 if you find it and let it reach 100.
I caught yotsuba and gachi at 1 dollar and went from 100k to 6 million in half an hour
Why does it seem like some stuff just never goes down? I'm tired of buying Chuck, RDDT, and Gachi. I want to buy the cool stuff like PEPE, WOJK, CLOWN, and BOOB.
You should have been stacking premium coins all this time, diversifying into value holders while shifting back and forth between the low price choppers
How do I break the news to my family that I'm a multimillionaire after a few hours of trading on Yotsuba and that I no longer want them anywhere near me?
its literally impossible to lose money in this game. i probably made 5000 trades, and havent lost a single one. 100 millionaire here. all you do is buy between 1-60$ and wait until your stock is 100$+
All fellow chad moguls are welcomed to join the Mogul's Lounge over at /misc/. No smelly poorgay interlopers allowed. Especially magnates. They are the most rediculous kind and frankly they disgust me.
Congrats anon. Just two pieces of advice. Do not let time pass while doing stupid shit like sitting at your computer all day. Live your life and be useful.
And take self care with utmost importance.
Take care.
My biggest problem is that anytime I try to do anything with shitcoins, none of the swaps are working.
By the time I'm able to finally swap out my shit coin, it crashes so hard I'm back to where I started. How do you guys successfully trade while shit constantly being slow or not at all working?
How you get picture good sir?
Am I a mogul?
No, you're still with us
Not yet
not yet but wagmi
>went from magnate to rich
???
look at your name is like mine
no?
GET BACK TO TRADING THEN MAGGOT
>just kidding
no you poor b***h
Let's see where I am
No but I am
I can't even seem to get my title to work properly
test
Welcome brother
HOW DO YOU BECOME A MOGUL
Just slurp the cheapest shitcoins.
Slurp CHUCK
>5 MILLION
Broke ass homie
>investor
I think it's 2.5 mil
Made big on CHUCK back in the day
buy $JANNY
im all in on chuck
how much for mogul? seven figs?
+5 mil
oops forgot title
>tfw wasted my entire birthday amassing a $34 million dollar fortune on a fake stock market game on a cantonese basket weaving forum
Happy birthday anon(ymous mogul)
thanks fren
it's over
How is it possible to be so poor? I got to 30 million by casually slurping the cheapest shitcoins over 2 hours. No elaborate strategy or anything.
Should've bought CHUCK
Buyed chuck at 4 im so rich
Am I a mogul yet?
Test
How is anyone actually losing money in this market? The winning strategy is so obvious.
Then why are you not a mogul yet?
Buy low, sell high?
there are people that unironically pump stocks worth hundreds already
>chads just keep winning
What am I?
We made it bros
Lets see my rank
Almost mogul bros
is there anything above mogul?
There is God. Some guy on /vt/ with absurdly high score got it.
Is this the thread?
YES.
frick i am moronic
I did it bros.
WTF I got 2 milly
How do you homosexuals get so much money?!
I can only start at $1K, its not fair.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
we all started at $1 and got into tens of millions, do you even IQfy?
Patience. Buy stocks that are in single digit or even at $1 if you find it and let it reach 100.
I caught yotsuba and gachi at 1 dollar and went from 100k to 6 million in half an hour
Pure autism
test
what am i
This is a TEST do not respond please.
Did I make it already?
I wonder how things are going out there.
Fricking plebs.
ANONYMOUSE MOGUL BABIES
wtf
i'm ngmi bros.. go on without me
Why does it seem like some stuff just never goes down? I'm tired of buying Chuck, RDDT, and Gachi. I want to buy the cool stuff like PEPE, WOJK, CLOWN, and BOOB.
>because nobody is selling cool stuffs dummy. their holders are among the first in this game. they are the equivalent of "old money" irl
You're telling me there's some actual logic to this shit?
You should have been stacking premium coins all this time, diversifying into value holders while shifting back and forth between the low price choppers
TEST
Its GME TIME BROS
Testing, testing
bump
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How do I break the news to my family that I'm a multimillionaire after a few hours of trading on Yotsuba and that I no longer want them anywhere near me?
Present your Rubber doll as your fiance
Uhh, I only take advice from other Moguls. Come back when you have learned how to play the game, kid.
Rolling for poorness level. Just lost 600k in one refresh kek
test post I own 5000 yotsuba test
its literally impossible to lose money in this game. i probably made 5000 trades, and havent lost a single one. 100 millionaire here. all you do is buy between 1-60$ and wait until your stock is 100$+
GME is a bretty good get rich sceme
Did I make it yet?
too easy
Easy. Now we just have to do this IRL.
Couldn't be that hard, right?
test
how do i mogue?
4.1m stack, am I in mogul yet? testt
WHAT AM I????????
I think its over
i typed $RDDT in the options field. but nothing is appearing
nice
Test
WAGMI
Test take two
>I will finish my project
GET OUT OF MY WAY POOR FRICKING SHITS, MOGUL COMING THROUGH
Post made it stacks.
Serious question. How do I access Yotsuba Stock Exchange?
The link at the top of the page, which goes here: https://boards.IQfy/yse.html
it's too late, you've lost first mover advantage
This is all I wanted
Nice
GAMESTONKS MOGUL
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All fellow chad moguls are welcomed to join the Mogul's Lounge over at /misc/. No smelly poorgay interlopers allowed. Especially magnates. They are the most rediculous kind and frankly they disgust me.
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pump pump pump boys~
I have over a thousand boob why won't mine appear
>Enough fiat that I just wait for something to go double digits and buy nonstop for the full 5 mins
>At least 1k of each asset
>Port only goes up
>April Fools
>The IQfy $BOOB pump threads make me do gay ERP
What did they mean by this
*Single digits
>TFW have to go back to my IRL portfolio (dumping) when I get bored of this
Did you get at least 1000 of each stock anon?
soon
This is by far the most fun and engaging minigame/event we've had in a while
Gave me something to do while board at work. Wish making 8 figs was this easy IRL, lol.
GME IS A GO, I REPEAT, GME IS A GO
PAAAHMP EEEEET
>he didn't buy in at $5
lel
What is the highest level?
Looks like Mogul, I just hit 10 mill and I'm still here.
Status check
>tfw finally made it
Not yet sweetheart, you need to pump juuust a bit more before you can make it~
What the frick is with the ERPing
>RDDT dumped
And just like that I lost 36% of my money
Best APD in years.
make it status check
It's over
Holding Chad, it has potential for exponential growth.
Wagmi
So many sub 7 figures peons in this thread. This is embarrassing.
I'll get there soon
BOOB is a store of value
money cant buy happiness but $BOOB does
WE ARE SO BACK
Did I make it?
I'm poor, so what
Checking mine
If you're not a liquid mogul you haven't made it yet.
IM WORKING ON IT!
Almost
TO THE MOON!
>all in gachi and GME
I'm so close
i'm up 40 milly
Test 123
Did I do it?
test
whoops forgot I sold that
i also have invested heavily in JANNY.
GACHICHADS!?
What am I?
>WHAT IS THE SPECIAL ABILITY OF EACH UNIT
Test
im descendant of nobles, easy mogul status
pls 4chin, gib me ma blue check
I have cashed out as well, my friends
I got $4M fake dollars. Feels good man 🙂
Do you actually like unlock things
Nice
what am I
cute
I'm a poorgay baggot
Put all your money into a 1 or 2 digit stock, then sell it all when it's 3 digits. That's all you have to do.
IQfy wrote scripts to automate it
Sovlless
>trusting scripts from 4chizzle
ishygddt
Just got to seven figures bros, we're all gonna make it
$CHAD
In the OPTIONS field, friend.
Hello fellow Moguls
Hello friend, pull up a chair and get comfy.
You've got a big bankroll.
bump
Soon
Test
SOLUTION TO A DIP IS ALWAYS JUST TO BUY MORE INTO IT
Sounds like a big baggie training operation.
I WIN
Test 2
Why are JANNY stocks so high? Why are the TRANNIES winning?
test
You made it, you're in.
currently selling to lock it in. I made it
Checking my status
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We're all gonna make it brahs
I don't have my status next to anonymous, idk why.
probably because you're a poorgay (like me)
I actually have 136mil.
>:)
Report
Yeah
i have 5 gme and 0 usd
i hope it fricked crashes
I bet your crypto wallets look similar.
Boo Brothers Makin it Happen
What am I?
Did I make it bros?
Almost.
Wish I was a mogul
I feel poor.
We did it anon... we... finally made it....
but is there more....? there has to be more....
>he didn't sell enough to still be a mogul
I meant to reply to
frick
>he didn't sell enough to still be a mogul
Based.
You haven't lost until you've sold, but you haven't gained until then, either.
Huh?
iTS JOEVER
>NOT HAVING AT LEAST 1,000,000 SHARES IN $CLOWN
NGMI, lads
>$×20618670
I still have all the cash lmao
I wonder if this still works
The market is closed.
yeah. I also tried using the flair and it doesn't work
Those of us who cashed out before the market self-destructed are the real winners.
What happened at the end? I cashed out after hitting $8m.
The stocks all tanked to $1 when no one could buy or sell any more.
Will it open next April?
With the order limit removed and leveraging added, can't wait to short RDDT.
Congrats anon. Just two pieces of advice. Do not let time pass while doing stupid shit like sitting at your computer all day. Live your life and be useful.
And take self care with utmost importance.
Take care.
I had wrote a script that auto-bought anything below 10 and auto-sold anything about 200. I hit mogul in like 2 hours.
HOW DO I BECOME MOGUL SAARS???
It's over broseph
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when reopen, i need to unload my heavy bags on poorgays
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Still feeling the same way?
You need to get back
Get back here and grind Blocklords, it's never too late to keep gambling
My biggest problem is that anytime I try to do anything with shitcoins, none of the swaps are working.
By the time I'm able to finally swap out my shit coin, it crashes so hard I'm back to where I started. How do you guys successfully trade while shit constantly being slow or not at all working?
Is it gone?