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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    firefox already takes 5 seconds to start from my 12 year old HDD, no ubuntu or snap included though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Test machine: AMD Ryzen 5, 8GB RAM, Vega 8 graphics, NVMe PCIe 256GB drive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Intel Celeron B815 with SATA here on some old Hitachi drive...
        Jewbuntu would take me like 2 minutes just to boot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now you know the power of snapd.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    multiprocessing and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ubuntu is only going to get worse form here.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my firefox starts in less than 1 second

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that an ironic tweet? I can't imagine anyone thinking that this is even close to acceptable

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chrome opens instantly for me on windows btw.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah because chrome runs a daemon in the background and just opens a client when you click the icon, enjoy your RAT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can disable that in the settings and it still starts that fast on a modern machine. 5 seconds is insane.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          firefox doesn't take 5 seconds to open, moron. This is a specific issue with their snap package.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He never said it was Firefox's fault

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am enjoying it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing I use fedora.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Niklaus Wirth was right
    Software slows down faster than computers speed up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Niklaus Wirth was right
      The Pascal/Oberon/Modula guy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in multiple ways, too. not only is the throughput of most software pathetic, the latency of software AND hardware is out of control.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snap is fricking goddamn pathetic, even for Linux.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it opens instantly if you are not using snap. wow.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jesus that's slow

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That's right, folks firefox now starts in ~5 seconds!
    wait, what the frick is "folks firefox"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      An alt-right fork of Firefox

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a browser made in 3rd Reich under direct supervision of adolf hitler himself
      the same story with Volkswagen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, who doesn't remember good old Volks Feuerfuchs

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Stop being SJW woke homosexual troony company and I'll be impressed.

    5 seconds start time is irrelevant.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    on Windows Edge with WDAG can start in 5 seconds. and that involves a separate kernel isolated by a hypervisor..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would love to know more

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just click "New Application Guard window" in the menu. note that you will lose some features like hw acceleration. This is for high security applications, like when visiting external sites in enterprises. It also requires Hyper-V to be enabled, obviously.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    esl moment

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My firefox is instant start on windows 11.

    Up to date proprietary software wins again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Up to date Black person software ? In Windows 95 you can program an up to date browser that's faster than the claims of OPS Black folkHIT software he uses. Will most of you do it? No why. Because you Black folk can't do shit without templates and are moronic Black personmonkeys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Windows 95 doesn't have modern SSL support (not to mention it has a nonexistant security model in general) and browsers are literally as complicated as modern kernels+userspace combined. So yes, most people won't bother to do that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you understand the concept of what programming is. Regardless if the win 95 OS doesn't support SSL you can write it into it you technological ignorant chinkBlack personisraelite .

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Windows 95 doesn't have modern SSL support
          it does if you compile openssl

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao 5 seconds. Jesus that embarassing, they should just stop. Imagine "improving" your software by making it 10 times slower

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Firefox started in four seconds on low tier windows xp hardware
    Why are we going backwards??

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >~5 seconds
    Jesus fricking christ.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    firefox starts in 0.5 seconds on my mint craptop

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the devs insist on using snapd? At first it was "it's easier for the package maintainers" argument, but now it's taking them enough time to fix their shit that it's the same as it was before or worse.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ubuntu has becoming embarassing.
    Wasn't always this way, but corporate kinda hit the snooze button on development and it shows.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow only 20 billion CPU cycles

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When network is faster than browser cache

    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31922762

    i'm convinced that browser authors are morons

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What? It launch in less than 1 second on my laptop, i7-1165G7, 16GB Ram, 512 NVE

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the hell it launches in only FOUR seconds on my sandia national labs supercomputer

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5 seconds on the newest hardware
    whoa so this is power of snap

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there a firefox snap?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Containers were a mistake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Containers are a great idea. But like all things, morons misuse them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        containers are a superfluous concept for people who haven't heard of namespaces, union mounts, or static linkage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >namespaces, union mounts, or static linkage
          Enjoy your bloat Mr Double Dubs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            mong

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when I type chromium on my artix linux it just launches in 1 second or less

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How often do you start a browser, huh? You do it once and then keep it running. This is a complete non-issue.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    starts in .5 seconds in windows

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is that supposed to sound impressive?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chrome and Firefox open in microseconds for me

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is snap really that laggy?
    Holy shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, not all snaps are insanely slow. Yes, they're slower than plain old deb packages cause there's some snap overhead, but Firefox took like 400% performance hit (especially with startup) when they pushed it as a snap.
      Some are usable, but some programs really don't work well with it.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick when are they going to just drop that shit. It starts basically instantly on fedora as a good ol' rpm, I don't see what was wrong with Firefox as deb other than it was maybe too fast to start up.
    That shit took like 10 or 15s last time I tried Ubuntu, thought it didn't register the first enter, so I tried again, then after like 10s it screamed I tried opening two windows.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol it used to load for 10 seconds? My os starts faster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >lol it used to load for 10 seconds?
      anon that would be 100% slower, not 50% slower

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    qutebrowser opens in ms, why would i need more?

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