I'm quitting my wage slave job, and I want to leave them without my work. While quietly started deleting everything from Google Drive, so the 30-day recovery period will expire, the project manager has a lot of my stuff on his MacBook. My goal is to fry that shit while he is on a lunch break and leave them with a resignation paper on my table. What's the best and quickest way to do this? I'm thinking about the picrel, 220V straight into USB-C. Will this work without blowing and setting his MacBook on fire?
Put the MacBook in front of a window and a penguin. It will shit its pants so hard that it will die.
Just get a usb killer
Historically macs have had better protection against them than other machines. It might be more complicated than that.
Get 2 usb killers
Nah you're a homosexual, usb killer works just fine
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/711745/USB-killer-2-0-Macbook-Pro-Apple-Macbook-Air
>My goal is to fry that shit while he is on a lunch break and leave them with a resignation paper on my table.
You need to destroy the SSD data. Everything else is replaceable. Energy high enough to destroy them are risky to you. So simply track his password and reset the machine on lunchtime.
worst of all. What i saw was china crap level.
Now all are equal consumer standards depending on price level. Same engineers same standards, same EMI trainings, same parts, same production lines aso.
Forgot, if you simply want some kind of revenge, simply put a glass splinter on the keyboard. All Apple screens are designed to break in a way the customer feels gullty and do.
Open it up and download so much RAM it can't run bc it has infinite RAM
64GiBs is enough to crash a Mac
just take a dump on it, you're going to get caught anyway
It'll probably leave skid marks and a bad smell
Get a syringe with salty water and pour it in various places under the keyboard while its on
Depends on the type of drive this MacBook in question has.
Some decent neodymium magnet would fairly reliably wipe an HDD, but if it's SSD then yeah, then DYI some short-circuit USB killer, SATA operates on 5V line while M.2 goes even lower to 3.3V.
why tho?
usually the trick to breaking macbooks is using them
They already backed that shit up if your employer is at all competent.
OP do this
Is this really worth the fines and possible jail time?
> Creates moron cord to fry MacBook
> Destroys company property
> Gets caught on camera
> Boss fires you and you get arrested
> He restores a backup as soon as you are drug out of the building
Yeah this is a great idea, anon. Post pics when you do it.
Just burn down the office like a normal person
isn't the biggest flaw of the idea that whatever it's going to fry, it's anything but the ssd? there's fuzes and shit in the power supply line. no files will die, only the power supply components of the mobo
Its backed up onto icloud. Just accept its not your work anymore and move on. Or go to jail for achieving nothing
Don't destroy property. This is going to backfire and you may end up in jail. Just quit like a normal person.
Don't listen to him OP, your idea is great
just let him end up in jail. we have too many maladjusted people roaming about.
>without my work
Anything you make on work time belongs to the company anon, even if you were stupid enough to make personal stuff on the business equipment.
The "stuff" you made is probably an hour of gpt queries so no one cares about what you did.
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Get an AR15, make some pipe bombs and kill them
Karma is a b***h, anon. Don’t be a Tyrone and just move on with your life like a grownup.
This is clearly malicious behavior. Just drop your coffee over it, accidents happen.
In both cases, data might be recoverable anyway.
any liquid will do.
magnets. they leave no traces.
but you're an unhinged freak for seriously considering this.
A magnet powerful enough to alter the charges inside transistor latches will likely leave the idiot OP without fingers too
You should have engineered your code to be maintainable only by you, with features that cause it to fail without your intervention
Friend did this, he's been working from home from another state since 2015.