Fuck zodiac signs, which brother are you? I try to be like Alyosha but I know deep down I'm a Mitya.

Frick zodiac signs, which brother are you? I try to be like Alyosha but I know deep down I'm a Mitya.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I try to be Ivan but I just wind up Smeryhoweverthefrickyouspellit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sneedyakov?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was Alyosha when I read it. Now I’m probably dmirti

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the little boy's father who tosses bread at his son's grave so the birds come and he doesn't feel lonely.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      jfc I forgot about that part, just starting to reread it now after 10 years

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ivan
    Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grushenka

    I’m trans btw

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ivan but without the intelligence. it's pretty embarrassing

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since there's a thread here, can anyone explain Lise to me, and why she turns into a c**t? Is she being genuine and she was always trying to hurt Alyosha or was she just trying to push him away for some other reason? I just can't understand why a woman would go out of her way to be so spiteful (<- oblivious)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Girls tend to abuse cute boys they're attracted to. I can't quite explain it but it's something deeply sensual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was supossed to be expanded on The brothers Karamazov 2: infetterence bungaloo, but it never came out. Shame.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She had what is known colloquially as a "woman moment".

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stinking lizaveta 😉

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is perhaps the most vile combination of letters and symbols I've ever witnessed on this board. I'm not even mad, that's impressive.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Satan.

        Stinking lizaveta 😉

        >She is 35-years-old, unmarried, over six feet tall, and mentally challenged
        How do I get a Lizaveta gf?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Ivan down to the hypocrisy.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alyosha with a hint of Ivan.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the father, I like to impregnate mentally ill and disabled women when I have the time.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't read this book but I'm definitely Theodore out of the chipmunks so which brother does that translate to?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The point is you have a little of all of them in you.
    But me, I'm Dmitri + Smerdyakov.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dostogays don't be cringe challenge (impossible)

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I too wish to be Alyosha, but I know that I'm an Ivan. Minus the mental breakdown, though.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you are alluding to Dostoevsky’s worst novels, then, indeed, I dislike intensely The Brothers Karamazov and the ghastly crime and Punishment rigamarole. No, I do not object to soul-searching and self-revelation, but in those books the soul, and the sins, and the sentimentality, and the journalese, hardly warrant the tedious and muddled search. Dostoyevsky’s lack of taste, his monotonous dealings with persons suffering with pre-Freudian complexes, the way he has of wallowing in the tragic misadventures of human dignity – all this is difficult to admire. I do not like this trick his characters have of ”sinning their way to Jesus” or, as a Russian author, Ivan Bunin, put it more bluntly, ”spilling Jesus all over the place." Crime and Punishment’s plot did not seem as incredibly banal in 1866 when the book was written as it does now when noble prostitutes are apt to be received a little cynically by experienced readers. Dostoyevsky never really got over the influence which the European mystery novel and the sentimental novel made upon him. The sentimental influence implied that kind of conflict he liked—placing virtuous people in pathetic situations and then extracting from these situations the last ounce of pathos. Non-Russian readers do not realize two things: that not all Russians love Dostoevsky as much as Americans do, and that most of those Russians who do, venerate him as a mystic and not as an artist. He was a prophet, a claptrap journalist and a slapdash comedian. I admit that some of his scenes, some of his tremendous farcical rows are extraordinarily amusing. But his sensitive murderers and soulful prostitutes are not to be endured for one moment—by this reader anyway. Dostoyevsky seems to have been chosen by the destiny of Russian letters to become Russia’s greatest playwright, but he took the wrong turning and wrote novels.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://vocaroo.com/1fLuon0ubjyC

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Levin

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dmitri. booze and women all the way baby

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