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Okay done, now what
get married and start a family
>get married and start a family
With these laws? In this economy?
work your stupid slave wage job, and support israel and juden, goy.
Israel are our greatest ally, why do you have a problem with that? Time to start giving back to society instead of embracing the evil that is socialism.
I always hear that israelites are our greatest ally but I never seem to hear how that is exactly. Seems like they just use my countries man power to solve their problems while also spying on us, stealing technology and infiltrating our government with dual citizens. Maybe the US is israels greatest ally but I fail to see how the inverse is true.
well it's all the wars they've fought together, giving their blood to save US lives
Oh so the
>it was real in my mind
play
You are their golems now shut the frick up and pay more taxes.
Well, as long as they flatten palestine so that I can hear you and inbred towelheads shriek about it, I am okay with that.
>neocon posting
Why would someone working for minimum wage even know what 'neocon' means?
Now be a tax cattle
>Work until you die
>never go to college
>marry a lazy fat b***h,
>consume alpha male products like manscape, beefjerky and star wars funkos
>oppose current thing (unless sending tax money to Israel)
>larp as religious
>buy an overpriced cardboard house made by illegal parasites
>complain about the woke, talk about how the opposition are the real racists
>go to college and put yourself in crippling debt
ftfy. not going to college is freedom in its most absolute.
Raise the minimum wage, and then we'll talk. When fast food is paying more than jobs that require significantly more work, you know you live in a fricked up country.
Stop wasting your money on drugs and avocado toast, try a bit of work ethic and maybe you'll actually start going places like Sanchez and Ramirez over there. They don't whinge like you.
>work like 2 people for $12/hr
America is the most judaized country on Earth.
cool it with the antisemitism
I want to believe this is satire.
I think we have the next einstein on our hands here anons.
>prevent crime by skipping the process altogether and just throwing them in a prison labor system
wages don't really work this way. typical moronic local business.
I am worth 10 bucks, kek
The "higher" wages ain't worth the trouble
>The last line implies the owner is only worth $15
Is this a food stand?
In many firms, even small businesses, the owner does jack shit apart from ownership so this makes even less sense
>$15 an hour to outwork the boss
If I could put a bullet in the head of every boomer who ever lived, it wouldn't be nearly enough to satisfy my hate for them.
Yes Ivan we know you're a communist.
What the frick is your problem, Black person? I’ve seen you do this shit to practically every political and social ideology at this point. How can “Ivan” have so many mutually exclusive positions? I hope someone murders you, and I’m in no way being hyperbolic when I write that. Frick you for contributing to the decline of this site.
gen x does this in the work field as well, don't kid yourself
>gen x
Those old fricks are the biggest offenders. They don't adapt and tell their kids the wrong shit for the time they're in. Because of that, they frick up a lot and have to basically be mentors to themselves. Gen X is the generation that just put their kids in front of a TV so they could chill elsewhere.
>out shines + out performs the owner
where I'm from that gets you fired, not a promotion
Company loyalty's a scam. You ain't gonna get promoted within the company. Instead, you should use the experience you have and start looking elsewhere for a higher paying job. You get the job, stick it out for a year and repeat the process. THAT'S how you actually climb the corporate ladder.
I would kms if I were American.
Why are you working minimum wage jobs
Because he is worthless wienersucker who believed that he will have any kind of value if he just sits in a government run school staffed by a bunch of losers for 12 years, just like 4 million other wankers who are his direct competition.
t. Gender Studies major
t. High school diploma high value individual
There was a study recently that showed the average IQ for college graduates were now at a highschool level. This pissed the Leftists off so much, they attack the journal / magazine until they removed the article.
Sssssoooooo, ya played yourself. Congratulations.
Enjoy your student loan debt, homosexual frogposter.
I don't have any loan and never did, minimum brain wage worker.
Nice cope, homosexual
Slit your wrists, collegecuck.
>do absolutely nothing for your career
>expect a decent income
minimum wage is for the poor
Women literally ruined working and the world in general.
Ita okay the ship with right itself in a couple generations. Ironically all of the women who fell for careerism and feminism will have shortly bred themselves out of the gene pool.
Ironic, isn't it?
Personally I intend to pump out at least 8 kids.
No, I don't think I will.
>My only thing I have is my jerb
>I know it so it's my insecurity
Mike Rowe is an alt right grifter telling you you don’t need unions blue collar man
Your beloved unions heckled you out of job market and made you pay for it.
Unions are making a comeback under Dark Brandon chud
Last interview I had was a group interview. I blew it when they asked what motivates me as a worker. I said bluntly: money.
Honestly what are you supposed to say? I always have to come up with some stupid shit, but I also feel that if I don't at least mention money they will know Im lying. Yet I still feel like I blew my job interview by even uttering that word. Are you supposed to pretend working in a bottom tier office job is your passion, or that are you eager to learn 10 different way to colour code your notes?
Paying wages is detrimental to a company. What they really want are slave drones who suck the corporate wiener and are content with shit wages.
Group interview is also a huge redflag.
make up some bullshit about being eager to climb the ladder or be a "team player". always works for me.
Thanks anon I always feel like I come off too ambitious when I try to bullshit my way through these talks, so maybe that is the way to do it, will give it a try
if it's above entry level then just pretend to give a shit about learning how that specific workplace functions so you can perform your job better. Once you're in just do the bare minimum anyway. Hard work is never rewarded or acknowledged.
Never be honest about anything that they can't afford the time or money to verify. Least of all is admit that you're only there for a paycheck, because you won't even get your foot in the door.
Do they seriously believe the shit they want you to say to them during interview or is it just pretend game on both sides?
Not memeing or being ironic, but it’s a humiliation ritual.
Like, sure I want to learn basics, it's my first serious job I want to get some practical experience, but they don't expect me to completely not care about money right? I try to be witty and humorous about it, I'm usually good at social interactions so I used to be confident about getting past interwievs, but I failed my fourth one recently and idk what else I can improve besides just not mentioning money altogether, but that's so fricking stupid. It's always the same pattern btw, I get throught the prelimenary one with someone from HR, and then fail final one as one of the few remaining candidates, and waste tons of time on both steps
They want to gauge your level of desperation in order to determine whether or not they can work you like a field Black person. Once you're hired though, it would be very difficult for them to actually fire you for doing the bare minimum you are required to do.
You say the paycheck, if they act like you're lazy or not a team player or some shit pull out the "I can continue working without those things but I won't work if I'm not paid for it."
I have been fired without notice multiple times as a waiter due to recession. I am kind of disillusioned that someone works for free.
Obviously that company just wants slaves that you can threaten by not paying. I would have told them to frick off.
interviews are largely unimportant. they probably had someone else in mind before they even called you in.
When will workers be treated like human beings?
There will always be lazy people but I feel like the main issue is just how you need to debase yourself to get and keep a job.
Surprisingly, wally world will promote/reward you if you just drink the kool-aid and have a slightly higher than average iq
drink the kool-aid and have a slightly higher than average iq
Impossible to do both.
Some people just give up at one point or another, I guess. I've had the unfortunate luck of knowing a few walmart managers. Sure they take home $90k/yr but at what cost?
I did overnight stocking at Walmart as a teenager and when I put in my 2 weeks notice the manager (nice old black lady) was practically begging me to stay because I was the only one on the team who would actually work competently and not show up visibly intoxicated
Job market is beyond broken. I don't reccommend having a job unless you really need to.
>Inflation racking up prices making the wages worthless
>Automation going to decrease job demands in near future
>Expecting to work 40+ hours with a guarentee of 10h per week and can be fired on the spot
Thanks Reagan for destroying unions and ushering in soulless neoliberalism. Boomers really fricked us hard, this is why I’m doing the DINK lifestyle with my wife
DINK?
Dual Income NO Kids
dinkleberg…
I just got a 30 year old joke.
I always wondered why he was named after a slur for Southeast Asians. This makes a lot more sense.
Ok where?
>just work your ass off, pay taxes so we can give money to brown people and Israel
>so what if you can't afford a studio apartment making $20 an hour
>so what food prices have gone up 30%
>just do it
>chad-faced theater actor
>larps about having a shitty job for an hour on TV
>does the slavedriver's bidding, shaming people for not wanting to be slaves
hate this guy
Unironically made me a a communist.
>Debout, les damnés de la terre...
He gets dirty so we don't have to.
>Write an application by stalking manager's contact info for a waiter job
>HR lady calls me in 3 days
>She said manager wants me to hire me
I skipped the entire HR meme applications. I don't know if HR cares that I didn't apply through them. It was their client's decision.
As a wise man on IQfy once said:
NO PUSSY NO WORK NO PUSSY NO TAXES NO PUSSY NO VACCINE NO PUSSY NO PEACE
SIMPLE A S
You ain't ever getting any pussy, just have a nice day and be done with it
Majority of jobs would be fine if people didn’t turn into giant homosexuals the moment they get the management/supervisor position
Statistically I bet that’s why most people quit jobs
I got my last boss fired for reporting him to HR for dropping the N word bomb. Felt so cash and I received a promotion
I wrote a handwritten letter to manager's boss. His contract wasn't continued. I don't know if my complaint had any influence.
As a massive prick, I told my boss I snitched on him. He hasn't replied to my message.
>handwritten letter
Like a little baby. Did you do it in fingerpaint?
Stop working with female managers. Not even women want to work with them.
>stop working with female managers
almost impossible in 2024. They're fricking everywhere.
uncle tom
The funniest part of the interview process is my boss realizing that the person who walked into that interview was not real and 3 months later they understand that I am incompetent and don't do any work. Frick any "boss". I will never do what I don't want to do in life. You will pay me what I deserve which is over 90K a year to shitpost on IQfy.
it's probably not an important job anyway.
no jobs are important
the IQfy engineers hard at work making this site run are.
I can understand why someone such as yourself would hold that type of opinion
>Shitpost every manager by stalking their contact info
>Female managers shriek at me for daring to ruin their concentration
>Male managers bluntly say no with few questions who am I and my worl history
>One of the male managers asked me for a face to face interview as a potential applicant.
Why are men more open to business or at least polite when someone asks for a job bluntly.
Because you are giving women the ick, chud
>Walk into interview with female manager
>Tell her I went to prison for murder and terrorism and I don't give a frick if I get the job or not.
>Get the job.
>Get her number
I am a publically funded research scientist.
Even though this job is pretty difficult I enjoy how I can blow millions of dollars of someone's taxes and be celebrated by most of society for doing that. Meanwhile, the odds I ever produce anything truly noteworthy are minimal.
It's parasiteMAXXXING for real bros
This, no NEET will ever reach the levels of negative contributions to the society as an average government employee does every day.
Society was a mistake.
Man, I worked at walmart for a year and it was the most miserable I've ever been. The WORST fricking hours. They never gave me 2 days off in a row, it always changed, but it was never a weekend. They'd also do the same for other workers that had my exact same job, same shift, meaning they COULD give people their 2 days off in a row, but they choose not to. If you complained they just say "OH, THE COMPUTER MAKES ALL THE SCHEDULING, WE CAN'T HELP". I seriously think their strategy is to keep people demoralized, so they're depressed and keep working at walmart. Because depressed people are slow but at least they are somewhat dependable in that they show up to work. Happy people are energetic and realize pretty quick that walmart is terrible so they quit. They'd also schedule me 5.5 hour days which is the absolute longest they can work people without giving them a lunch.
I expect that since Quarteze "won" New Year's Eve off, he probably had to work the 6am shift the next day.
One of my friends worked at Walmart (this was over 10 years ago) and he said that one of the first things they did was show him a video explaining why unions are bad and to report anyone trying to organize.
As someone who worked at a walmart one time I was scheduled for an 8 am shift but last minute they changed it to a 2;30 to 11 so I was sent home and I simply called in because I was awake since 5 am at that point lmao
grim
dire, even
My restaurant had something like this once and there was a very small sliver for "Free 3rd Gen Airpods". It was about 6 months of spinning with people getting dogshit like, "paid 30 minute break" or "free can of IPA". When I won the airpods the management team was fricking pissed and asked if I'd take a $150 gift card to the restaurant instead.
I took the Pods and while Apple products are mediocre it was cool giving a metaphorical middle finger to the GM who had to hand them over to me. We don't do wheels anymore.
How do you not want to have a nice day at your job? I've been employed at an office for 3 months and I'm about to quit because I just can't take waging from 10am to 7pm (mandatory 1 hr lunch) for only $16/hr.
what exactly are you doing?
I'm essentially a call center in a property title company. I call people to remind them about upcoming loan signings they have to attend and people call me if there are any issues about loan signings, then I transfer them to the appropriate department to answer their calls. I sit in a cubicle and have my performance strictly measured by my 3 managers while my peers can just goof off because they work under a different manager who's way less strict and more chill.
3 managers for what is basically a switchboard job seems excessive
lol I interviewed for this exact job once but I didn't get it, thank god.
I disassociate constantly and I have basically been living in a fantasy world inside my head since I was 10 years old
t. schizoid
>Work for Shekelberg, goy. Or else you ain't a real man.
I hate this frick and want to gouge his eyes out.
Frick off commie
Koch crony
>submit resume
>preliminary call with recruiter/HR
>initial hiring manager call
>project team call
>initial in-person interview w/hiring manager
>DISC assessment or some other form of personality test
>final in-person interview with hiring manager and team
>final hiring manager call
I don’t even work in an industry with THAT horrible of a hiring process and it’s still all those steps at a minimum and at least a 6 week process. Job hunting is so gay.
Come on wagie, don't you want this job
Sure. No, I don't want a massive welfare state.
Tough luck, there is a massive welfare but it's for BAMES
>48 hour technical test
what in the gods names is that?
give you a project and 48 hours to complete it?
So working for free?
I suppose it's considered more as a test but some companies have basically done that (see Brewdog)
I believe most art/animation positions just want you to bring your portfolio and show off what youve already done, not get 2 days of work making something for them before youre even halfway through the interview process.
The problem there is there's no guarantee that's your work. It's the same with software, you could've just copy/pasted a project then looked into it and said "It was a while ago, I don't remember lol" when you're caught struggling when they ask you why you did X instead of Y. The take-home project makes it harder to fake.
And you get around that by outsourcing the project to Indians
Then they look at your indian-tier project and reject you for low quality work.
>implying that Indian tier work stops Indians from getting hired
You also tip it in your favor by make yourself trans on your CV
Yeah companies do that kind of thing. It's supposed to only be for testing purposes but some c**ts put that "test" into production.
for boomers, yes
I hope to god that picture is satire
The thought that someone would make it unironically is fricking spine tingling
there is nothing wrong with these
Top right is delusional
>I can't believe how much money you paid me
i'll admit i didn't see this and i'd white it out if an edit button existed
the rest i whited out are psychopath-tier though
the red ones are red flags
>night pic
if you get overtime it's no big deal
>profits are up, costs are down
that means the workplace is doing well. you could doom about losing your job after profits go sky-high and they need to shorten the staff, but this is a rare thing that only happens in "too successful to fall" businesses
>coming in early tomorrow
that's 100% the employee's choice
>greatest boss we ever had
making boss feel happy, warm and fuzzy takes you off the guillotine for a few days so it's fine.
if you really despise these then find a 1099 job
I periodically come in early so I can leave early. I don't think it's bad.
This mentality could only ever work in Post-WW2 America. Literally a golden age for humanity that will never be seen again. We're in the return to normal, while also dealing with the delusions of baby boomers in control.
Yes Ivan we know this is a demoralization thread.
I got a job from a temp agency (no interview required, just turn up tomorrow etc.), worked there for a few months and got hired (nothing required other than turning in an application), then got multiple raises and promoted into management. My pay has almost tripled since I started.
what do you mean by you "got a job from a temp agency". What was it and how.
I went to a "temp agency" once with a resume and they were like seemingly confused by my presence there and did absolutely nothing for me.
I looked up a temp agency in my town, went there, and told them I wanted a night shift job (I could only work at night back then for reasons). They had me fill out an application, then called me back the next day with a job on an afternoon shift. I told them I couldn't take it because of the time, then they called me back the day after that with a night shift job. I had to go back to the temp agency and take a simple math test, then they told me when to show up to the job (nothing else was involved). I work in a manufacturing plant.
Anyway, if they offer you some job that's terrible or the pay is awful you don't have to take it. You can say no, or you can go to the job and then quit it. I don't know how much leeway these places will have with you but I know I was able to turn down at least one assignment. Also you can always just go to another temp agency. Most of them will have contractual agreements with the company, and you'll be required to work at a company for a certain amount of time (say three months or so) before the company can hire you as a permanent employee (assuming they decide to). I know my job only hires from temp workers for its factory positions. But yeah I don't think you need a resume or anything like that lol.
>Anyway, if they offer you some job that's terrible or the pay is awful you don't have to take it. You can say no, or you can go to the job and then quit it.
The temp agencies in my city will refuse to work with people who do this. It's accept what you get or frick off.
Most the jobs I got were food tasting at Costco or deep scrubbing kitchens at 5am. Pay was fine but the jobs were demoralizing.
Also if you don't get what a temp agency is, it's a business that provides temporary labor for other companies. So a company, say a warehouse or whatever, will pay money to the temp agency in order for the temp agency to provide them workers on demand. The worker that's provided is an employee of the temp agency, and has to remain so for whatever period of time is designated in the contract between the two businesses (the company the temp is sent to can't hire them as their own employee until that time has expired). This also makes it easier for the company to get rid of bad workers since they aren't actually their employees -- they can just call the temp agency and cancel that worker's assignment.
job hunting in the US is fricking terrible, it's a never ending stream of getting ghosted by employers who can't even be assed to send you a rejection email. Then when you do get an interview, it just leads to another interview where they tell you they basically already picked someone else. My job sucks but the only thing keeping me from quitting is the fact that I'd have to torture myself with job hunting again if I did quit.
Sounds similar to Britain. I think the Leafs probably have it the worst
The job market is fricked for most people in the US. You can be perfectly qualified and still get no reply or maybe a rejection email 3 months later if you're lucky. Most of the job postings are fake, done to make the company look like it's growing.
I remember applying for FedEx as a 20-year old. Got an email 2 years later saying I was declined. This was 2015.
DEY TERK MY JERRB
DERKA DERP
Hang onto whatever job you have. White people will not be able to get them soon
Everyone at my job is White (cabinetry). Except one beaner who works on installations.
I used to like this show before you homosexuals turned it into a meme
sorry mom, im neet persone
I do have a job. They laid off half my office and hired remote workers from Columbia. Morale is low and the Colombians are fricking up all of our work and making our clients unhappy. Collapse imminent. What now?
I just quit mine.
I must not work
Work is the little-death that brings total obliteration
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
i quit my job two years ago and instead "consult" doing the same thing for twice the pay and work half the year.
ahem
Good God man
>I deplore debt
All rich people leverage debt to make money. Lmao, this is such a great picture
Work hard for the israelite, goy.
I just want to pick apples all day. I had an acquaintance from high school whose family has an orchard but I'm too afraid to call him up and plus I'm aware that I have a highly idealistic view of the world and can't just pick apples for a living.
Can I get paid 150K per day also like you?
Man, having a real job seems like a b***h and a half. Glad I got a laidback tard-wrangling position to get me through college.
im a carpenter
am i the only one here who is 30+ and never had a serious job?
define serious job
>>Work until you die
Unavoidable for the future we are heading in.
go to college
Skill issue.
a lazy fat b***h
Skill issue.
alpha male products like manscape, beefjerky and star wars funkos
Just don't buy it.
current thing (unless sending tax money to Israel)
Just don't take part of it.
>>larp as religious
Don't get this one.
>>buy an overpriced cardboard house made by illegal parasites
There are thousands of brick houses in flyovers but most people here refuse to live in the area. Their loss.
about the woke, talk about how the opposition are the real racists
Just don't take part of it. You can say shit like "oh but you'll never fit in society" but the most successful people I talk with don't care about any of that shit either.
Get a car and do UberEats/DoorDash. Beats doing the 9-5 shit. Especially if it's just you. No reason to bust your ass and stress yourself out to an early grave if you got no one but yourself to support. Do your thing.
I fell for the trades meme
I'm trying. Got another denial email a few minutes ago while I was taking a nap. Can't even get a shitty $70K help desk manager job these days even though I was totally qualified for it.
>try to get a job
>magically make it through the moron interview process
>can't move because of one-year apartment lease
I'm so confused why apartment leases are a thing. That's rhetorical. I know they benefit c**t land owners. But one benefit of apartment living is supposedly to remain mobile, yet you could sell a house in a month while apartment dwellers get stuck behind a lease.
Millions of wealthy owner-types deserve death.
Just stop paying and move lmao frick em. If they try something then just blow their brains out and get free housing in jail
I shan't