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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the space jizz

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >foam droplet misses the target
      >hardens
      >becomes space debris

      What then?

      more goop

      it's jsut me on the satellite making all the goop

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >foam droplet misses the target
    >hardens
    >becomes space debris

    What then?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      more goop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never misses

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess they never miss huh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing the point of the goop is that it increases friction with the weak atmosphere causing accelerated deorbiting, so any goop that misses will also deorbit but quicker than most debris at that altitude?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many suck cases!

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cover space debris in goop
    Okay, now what? It's still there, it can still crash into something.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i guess the gooper is used as a tractor

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cum on space junk
        >drag the bukkake’d space junk down orbit
        >space cum strand shears from orbital velocity difference
        >now you have two space junk, one slightly embarrassed and blushing pink
        >welp, time for more space cum

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My guess is they'll carry it to graveyard orbit, not try and deorbit the debris.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    me and who

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*notices space debris bulge*
    >OwO what's this?
    >Kesslew Syndwome-senpai, you'we so cute I'm gonna... gonna... !!!<3
    >*gets space cummies everywhere*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Immature language and affectation
      >sexual themes
      Why do animugays have to make everything horrendously creepy?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you don't like our culture you're welcome to go back

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >our
          Ishigydiggy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that meme is as old as you are, chill out kid

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OwO what's this?
        >animugays
        Lurk moar, Black person.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do animugays have to make everything horrendously creepy?
        Because somebody thinking about space-goop to get rid of trash in orbit must be on maturity level of teenager with uncontrollable raging hormones.
        Everything will degrade into sex eventually.
        You can't seriously expect that any sort of adult would seriously think that their satellite jizzing foam is in any shape or form viable solution for this problem.
        Custom made shaped charge which doesn't leave residue after detonation to shoot it into degrading orbit is less stupid than whatever that is.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >uncontrollable raging hormones.

          Their hormones are not uncontrollable. They simply lack self-control of their own accord. NEVER give them an excuse like that.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They simply lack self-control of their own accord.
            It may have been 10 years since I was teenager but goddamn if you think you can overcome that, good luck.
            It is just pressure cooker which is just pumping and growing until it goes bang.
            Either you let steam out in controlled manner or it will let it out on it own.
            Teenagers can't control themselves therefore they have adults watching over them. good luck with your kids, hope they won't burn house down when you are not looking.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The post you quoted is furry culture thoughbeit

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    space junk is a non issue. everything will come down eventually

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if only

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moon is actually very slowly getting away from us.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        true although it will never* escape

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I still say we goop it and and bring it closer to correct it's orbit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like your attitude.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        basically shit that is farther away than geostationary orbit goes away, and shit bellow falls down

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's forbidden
        send the gooper

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >space junk is a non issue.
      https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/04/trash-from-the-international-space-station-may-have-hit-a-house-in-florida/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it always fricking Florida?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird looking cat

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pwned

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bratty space debris need goop correction - NASA 2024

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/ValsAerospace/status/1783859420646027601
    Turns out OP is just stealing content from twitter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OP : 9 hours ago
      >Twitter : 14 hours ago
      Your probably right. At least it wasn't reddit though

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should the Space Force pivot toward a purely goop-based set of capabilities? A "goop force", if you will?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    never goop

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they even using goop? I thought they were going the laser route to deorbit things

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Space garbage is quite literally built for big purple goop. Sorry laser chud.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, the goop is pink...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry bro I'm colorblind. NOT that it matters!!

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My Bratty Spacejunk Sis Blackmails Me Into GOOPING Her!

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    satellite spunk

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM GOOOOOPING AAAAAAH IMM GOOOOPING

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta love those hexagon gang signs that appear in almost all tech literature nowadays.
    Plus the space cum, that's not israeli at all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hexagons are a sign the israelites are involved

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should turn the other sattellite small and then eat it whole instead. It can just take a big steamy dump when it gets back to earth

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