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the space jizz
it's jsut me on the satellite making all the goop
>foam droplet misses the target
>hardens
>becomes space debris
What then?
more goop
>never misses
I guess they never miss huh
I'm guessing the point of the goop is that it increases friction with the weak atmosphere causing accelerated deorbiting, so any goop that misses will also deorbit but quicker than most debris at that altitude?
Many suck cases!
>cover space debris in goop
Okay, now what? It's still there, it can still crash into something.
i guess the gooper is used as a tractor
>cum on space junk
>drag the bukkake’d space junk down orbit
>space cum strand shears from orbital velocity difference
>now you have two space junk, one slightly embarrassed and blushing pink
>welp, time for more space cum
My guess is they'll carry it to graveyard orbit, not try and deorbit the debris.
me and who
>*notices space debris bulge*
>OwO what's this?
>Kesslew Syndwome-senpai, you'we so cute I'm gonna... gonna... !!!<3
>*gets space cummies everywhere*
>Immature language and affectation
>sexual themes
Why do animugays have to make everything horrendously creepy?
if you don't like our culture you're welcome to go back
>our
Ishigydiggy
that meme is as old as you are, chill out kid
>OwO what's this?
>animugays
Lurk moar, Black person.
>Why do animugays have to make everything horrendously creepy?
Because somebody thinking about space-goop to get rid of trash in orbit must be on maturity level of teenager with uncontrollable raging hormones.
Everything will degrade into sex eventually.
You can't seriously expect that any sort of adult would seriously think that their satellite jizzing foam is in any shape or form viable solution for this problem.
Custom made shaped charge which doesn't leave residue after detonation to shoot it into degrading orbit is less stupid than whatever that is.
>uncontrollable raging hormones.
Their hormones are not uncontrollable. They simply lack self-control of their own accord. NEVER give them an excuse like that.
>They simply lack self-control of their own accord.
It may have been 10 years since I was teenager but goddamn if you think you can overcome that, good luck.
It is just pressure cooker which is just pumping and growing until it goes bang.
Either you let steam out in controlled manner or it will let it out on it own.
Teenagers can't control themselves therefore they have adults watching over them. good luck with your kids, hope they won't burn house down when you are not looking.
The post you quoted is furry culture thoughbeit
space junk is a non issue. everything will come down eventually
if only
The moon is actually very slowly getting away from us.
true although it will never* escape
I still say we goop it and and bring it closer to correct it's orbit
I like your attitude.
basically shit that is farther away than geostationary orbit goes away, and shit bellow falls down
that's forbidden
send the gooper
>space junk is a non issue.
https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/04/trash-from-the-international-space-station-may-have-hit-a-house-in-florida/
Why is it always fricking Florida?
Weird looking cat
pwned
>Bratty space debris need goop correction - NASA 2024
https://twitter.com/ValsAerospace/status/1783859420646027601
Turns out OP is just stealing content from twitter.
>OP : 9 hours ago
>Twitter : 14 hours ago
Your probably right. At least it wasn't reddit though
Should the Space Force pivot toward a purely goop-based set of capabilities? A "goop force", if you will?
never goop
Why are they even using goop? I thought they were going the laser route to deorbit things
Space garbage is quite literally built for big purple goop. Sorry laser chud.
Anon, the goop is pink...
Sorry bro I'm colorblind. NOT that it matters!!
>My Bratty Spacejunk Sis Blackmails Me Into GOOPING Her!
satellite spunk
IM GOOOOOPING AAAAAAH IMM GOOOOPING
Gotta love those hexagon gang signs that appear in almost all tech literature nowadays.
Plus the space cum, that's not israeli at all.
>hexagons are a sign the israelites are involved
It should turn the other sattellite small and then eat it whole instead. It can just take a big steamy dump when it gets back to earth