>Alyssa Drinkard dropped an AirPod under the conveyor and got stuck under the machine, according to an incident report from the Columbia County Sheriff's Office.
GIRL LOSES AIRPOD, BECOMES AN HERO
>Alyssa Drinkard dropped an AirPod under the conveyor and got stuck under the machine, according to an incident report from the Columbia County Sheriff's Office.
I worked at a warehouse with conveyors, stupid zoomers have zero sense of danger, crawling under conveyors so they wouldn't have to walk around, apparently enough people tried to ride them superman style that you'd be fired on the spot if caught.
>people tried to ride them superman style
based, frick osha
OSHAtte!! OSHAtte kureeee!!
>crawling under conveyors so they wouldn't have to walk around
lel. I do maintenance at a warehouse with a big conveyor network and do this all the time.
>ride them superman style
now that's moronic, but I can't say I haven't been tempted to slide down a spiral chute
>t. brownoid
Yeah, we know.
>ride them superman style
supa man dat hoe
oh!
Ameriisraelite fat fricks
OSHA fears the zoomGOD
Thats a good thing though. Its like when dumbass old people jaywalk and get launched into orbit by cars.
people NEED to be exposed to liveleak lathe videos for their own safety
i know it saved my life
Good. Can we regulate wireless earbuds with no ear hooks out of existence now that they've unironically killed someone?
Frick off, European
damn that's crazy
don't care though
But you do care, that's why your here.
his here what?
oh did you mean you're?
ibuprofen shouldn't be used over acetaminophen for headaches. Anti inflammatories cause much more body issues.
>Anti inflammatories cause much more body issues.
Almost no one notices.
well they're welcome to kill themselves faster idc, just giving a tip for the smart ones to avoid it :^)
Why do amerisharts and anglos love acetaminophen so much?
I maybe use 1 per year..
don't ask me why people are so drug addicted, https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29527817/
>destroying your liver with acetaminophen is what smart people do
as opposed to your stomach and kidneys with ibuprofen
I sometimes have better results with ibuprofen when I get a headache then I do with acetaminophen. Not always, but it happens enough when I get a random headache for me to have noticed.
Black woman moment
If she cannot have apple products, she cannot exist
>Alyssa Drunkard
accidental suicide isn't 'an hero', newbie
newbie stopped meaning anything in 2015
Another promising young astronaut-surgeon lost. Rest in peace.
You could make that joke about any average person tho
Yes the average person who dies for an earbud
Ten million deaths a day from escalators
Tragic
made in georgia...YEAH!
imma have a khachapuri in her memory
How did I already guess she was a chocolate person
Drinkard
How many more people have to die before Apple relents and brings back the 3.5mm headphone jack?
Billions
This is why most factories ban the usage of earphones during work.
It's actually because you can't hear warning signs when shit is about to go sideways.
>A moron died being moronic.
Back in the day we just called this a Darwin Award but then everyone got all sympathetic towards morons for some reason.
Well, they did have a bit of a problem that they were mostly posting second-hand sources. Second-hand sources that already were sensationalizing the deaths for clickbait.
Enough cases of someone looking a little more closely at the story and going, "You essentially quoted a National Enquirer-grade article in our native country and the actual story was a warlord forcing villagers to go out at gunpoint into a minefield and collect weapons," and the chuckles get a little rough.
>muh feels
Meanwhile a soldier immolates himself in protest of a war and even normalgays mock his charred corpse.
It's still the difference between
>this dude offed himself and it was stupid
vs
>this dude was murdered
The whole point of the Darwin awards was people removing themselves from the gene pool, not just being murdered.
>BECOMES AN HERO
What the frick is this even supposed to mean
Op is an oldgay that speaks in the ancient IQfy language.
An hero = suicide.
IQfy never stopped using this, so I learned it that way, but now that I plug it into Google Translate, this isn't even Japanese, so where does this come from?
Holy shit, you're so fuken new.
it's just a really old meme, some guy made a typo while talking about another guy that killed himself
I thought it was "an Hiro"
I can imagine where it came form.
underage b&
newbie
biggest newbie in the thread and you've got competition
you should look into it
kys
yep
genetic problems isn't technology
How can this even happen?
Is she so utterly subnormal that she can't differentiate between an small pill and a fricking huge ass airpod (in comparison)?
When normies go on autopilot, they really go on autopilot
They have zero thoughts about what's actually going on and are running on whatever programmed motions they have. They aren't even aware about what they are holding
she's used to taking large things down her throat, probably didn't feel a thing
>How can this even happen?
it can't, and didn't
she had an idea for a video, removed an airpod from her pack and put a tablet there, then recorded it to post online
It's called a joke anon. Are you autistic?
Will she retrieve her AirPoop?
Read this one a long time ago.
>loaded gun under pilllow
do amerimutts really?
Most people I know keep it in a drawer or lockbox. Under your pillow is what settlers might do when traveling with people they didn't 100% trust. Somehow that made it into the modern era.
Its 2 am.
Somebody you don't know just walked into your bedroom.
You have about 2 seconds before they can reach you.
What do you do?
This is the regular life of a third world amerimutt. You can't even fall asleep in your own home without being robbed and killed. Not even European prisons are as unsafe as regular life in muttland.
holy frick this is the most zoomer thing I've seen
the septum piercing?
A complete fabrication to get attention?
cope
>oh no! I made something moronic
>let's post it on tiktok
Why are people like this?
That didn't happen. She just wants attention and social media clout.
And what does some Black person dying have to do with Technology?
We're just havin a bitta fun, anon. Don't get your panties in a twist
>>>/b/
>Boon dies because, airpod.
Where's the /rekt/ video?
Literally killed by the fact airpods don't stay in if you tilt or wobble your head at all, a massive design flaw that people give the
>It's Apple it's bad on purpose you're an incel for noticing
treatment
women..
She looks young, if that is her.
Dumb zoomie.
Good. We're one day closer to a world free from itoddlers.
Now I somewhat understand my old jobs policy against earbuds.
morons do some dumb shit, like having a nose piercing fall off into a latex tank only to wipe it off and put it back in
>against earbuds.
what could possibly go wrong anyway
>cant here the building alarm
>cant here the forklift driving you over
>loose cable wrapped around your neck and pocket
>can't here
Can't where?
iTODDLERS BTFO
Baseless
B
Bazinga
Some homer simpson level thinking
What was first pulled into the conveyor? My money is on the fluorescent weave.
Never forget Mitchell Henderson
looks like he got his ipod back
damn, he died right on Hitler's birthday
how could i forget him? he was AN HERO
>drops airpod
>smacks lips
>dies
What type of conveyor was it?
Black folknapperline 5000
Thank you Apple
One race
The Human race.
>Alyssa homierd
>I prefer wireless because wired headsets are accident prone
The wireless buds user:
Tell me the factory was not Boeing.
/misc/ shills need to frick off.
.t crapple Black person
>Factory worker negress can afford airpods
So are they poor or not libtards?
>itoddler
I SWEAR TO FRICKING GOD IF OSHA BANS AIRPODS AFTER THIS IM DONE ILL FIGHT homeless PEOPLE FOR THEIR CRACK MONEY
itoddlers btfo
opinions on acetylsalicylic acid?
I struggle to visualize how it all hapepend.