git add . git commit -m "small fix"

git add .
git commit -m "small fix"

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wish my sister was like her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she did not act like this in the anime

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The anime is shit and you should know it if you watched it to the end

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    git push -f origin master

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      git commit master

      git add -A
      git commit -m "xxxx"
      git push -f origin master

      We use main now instead of master. Thanks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        git push -f origin :main master

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >echo Black person >LICENSE.md
    >git add LICENSE.md
    >git commit -m "Add license"
    >git push

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      command not found: LICENSE.md

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wingay detected. When will you switch to an actual operating system

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Does not begin with present tense verb
    ngmi

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    git commit master

  6. 2 years ago
    Sage

    git commit sepuku

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ...is this wrong???
    will i get fired if I do this as a jr?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, the code reviewer will tell you to write a summary in the commit message or it wont get accepted. You also need to reference the jira task number

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You also need to reference the jira task number
        glad I don't have to put ticket numbers in my commits anymore, it's the most moronic fricking shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why? works fine
          i'd rather use https://www.conventionalcommits.org/en/v1.0.0/ though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just use a pre commit hook to add the jira id

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a way to satisfy some audit requirements

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they made me do this for some time. the funniest part was that the "code reviewer" would usually push +1kloc commits with no message or description whatsoever. they are going to have to pay me more if they don't want me to just
        >git commit -m "fix some stuff"
        5 minutes before clocking out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >No, the code reviewer will tell you to write a summary in the commit message or it wont get accepted. You also need to reference the jira task number
        Just work at a shit java shop and you won't have to do any of this.
        t. works at a shit java shop.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >committing using the "-m" flag

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      alternatives?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >git commit
        >*git opens your default terminal text editor*
        >type message
        >save

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, not going to add unnecessary steps into my workflow bud. Sticking with the -m flag. KISS

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't use "-m" because
            >so I don't commit a half written message by accident
            >to use the comments under the commit as a limit to the length of the commit
            >makes it easier to use the command from the history
            It's KISS-kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's hardly the problem. There literally isn't even anything wrong with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's perfectly fine if you don't want to add a description

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All my longest commit messages are fueled by unadulterated rage at some bullshit like this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        #ifdef _WIN32
        printf("I don't want to deal with non-POSIX headers.");
        return 0;
        #endif

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have you guys heard of subversive svn before? it's pretty old school and hip

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    git add .
    git commit -m "the needful"
    git push --force

    as a nigerian, from my m1 air 2020 16gb ram 256gb ssd

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    git add -A
    git commit -m "xxxx"
    git push -f origin master

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >git push origin master

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    git add sister sex

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >git commit -m "stuff"

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