>go to Protestant church
>grape juice
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>grape juice
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Free juice? who wouldn't like that?
It doesn't become Jesus if it's not wine
It doesn't become Jesus at all. Transubstantiation is goofy af fr fr
Mark 14:22-24 ESV
[22] And as they were eating, he took bread, and after blessing it broke it and gave it to them, and said, “Take; this is my body.” [23] And he took a cup, and when he had given thanks he gave it to them, and they all drank of it. [24] And he said to them, “This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many.
>as you can see this clearly lays out that the Aristotelian substance is transmuted into body, blood, soul and divinity
>This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many.
When was it poured out for many? Was He literally referring to the act of pouring it from a cup, or is this a symbolic reference to the crucifixion?
Of all the verses in the Bible THIS isn’t metaphorical?
That doesn't disprove my point. It's not Jesus. It's wine or grape juice or whatever. The cracker doesn't become Jesus either. This woo-woo magic shit is all tribal superstition
The Roman Catholic Church allows recovering alcoholics to drink must instead of wine. The pressed juice can be fresh or frozen but not pasteurized for transsubstantiation to happen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Must#In_Christian_liturgy
>The pressed juice can be fresh or frozen but not pasteurized for transsubstantiation to happen.
That magic isn't very powerful.
What do the Catholics have agains pasteurization?
is this stuff in the Bible?
>go to catholic church
>son gets raped
This also happens in places that are not Catholic Churches btw
Yeah I constantly heard about pastors raping kids when I was growing up and I lived in a mainly Protestant area so
I keep hearing about public school teachers doing the same
Both happened frequently where I lived
>go to orthodox church
>liturgy is in chotkislovian
>chotkislovian
we dont talk about that since the slovikachkian war of 1997
>go to papist church
>chicken dance
https://x.com/GTV_87/status/1759770896066126331
>go to catholic church
>sermon is in latin
>have to pay so I get to heaven
>oh btw you have to pay for your uncle too he's burning in "purgatory" as we speak
>and just for good measure buy some bone of some dead guy for some reason
Do you live in the 1500s or something? lmao
>the doctrine of the church changes with time
Your criticism of the Catholics makes no sense considering we live in a completely different environment that is unrecognizable from 16th century Christendom (on both sides of the denominational schism).
Yet the papacy is still filled with reptilian child diddlers.
>go to Portestant church
>sermon is in hillbilly
>have to pay exactly 10% tithe
>oh btw you have to pay for your kids too
>and just for good measure buy the preacher a new Lambo
This isn’t the 1700s anymore you stupid prottie. It’s 2024. We have queer liturgies now.
Code word for rape israelites
Sedevacantism is the true Catholic faith.
Then why tf is it pronounced as "Said-'e-va-c**t-ism"? Like, what kind of niqqa says "Oh, man, I'm gonna add a word that sounds like c**t onto my church's name cuz I wanna sound more legit and totally not profane or misogynistic or anyffin"?
It means vacant-seat-ism in latin
>christians in sectarian arguments all make true accusations of each other that are mutually applicable
Hmmmm
That's just a baptist thing, they're odd.
While I'm against it for aesthetic reasons, I don't really see the problem any more than I see the problem with that AI priest recommending a baptism in Gatorade.
In both cases the substances on the whole are mostly the same.
In wines case, the wine we drink today is very dissimilar to the wine Jesus drank, and in waters case, all water contains some electrolytes, and if its really the color which is off-putting. But thats focusing on the accidents which is something that clearly doesn't matter to God in wines case, so why not water?
>I don't really see the problem any more than I see the problem with that AI priest recommending a baptism in Gatorade.
That's literally worse by multiple orders of magnitude
Why?
>AI priest
>Abominable satire of Christian ceremony that makes sprinkling look positively diluvian.
Why is an AI priest any less silly than regular Christian ritual?
That doesn't answer my question anon, perhaps I touched a nerve. Should I re word the question so it doesn't hurt your fee fees?
What if the AI priest went to seminary and was ordained?
Just because the plants craveth it doth not produce the fruits of knowledge that likewise it giveth life.
Wine kills your liver so one could argue that Gatorade actually would be the wiser alternative
>BRAWNDO: THE COM-MUTILATOR
Give it 20 years and we’ll be there
>As the Priest hands out communion he says: "The whey and electrolytes of Christ"
>The communicant says amen as the priest pours gatorade into their mouth
>On the night he made gains he took the weight and lifted it, saying to his disciples:
>"Lift, all of you, for this is my max weight, which I am lifting for you. Do this in memory of me."
>Lunk alarm goes off
Alcohol is for degenerate wretches.
Jesus was a degenerate wretch?
Unironically I was told that the wine he drank was non-alcoholic lmao.
T. Raised SDA
THAT'S NUTS
>orthodox church
>kiss paintings
Weird
If you love the person in the icon you kiss and adore the icon anon. It makes sense
Kiss men? GAY
It's reverence to kiss the pics not gay
Do you kiss men?
>kissing pictures of men isn't gay but kissing men is
I dunno homosexual that sounds pretty gay to me
They are saints and you love them. I will bow before the icons and kiss them. It's a sign of love.
>you love them
I haven't met them though, I can't say I love someone until we've at least gone out a few times or at least hung out. That's kinda loose, anon. Are you a bawd for the saints?
I love my family members doesn’t mean I go kissing my uncles
If an icon is a representation of someone and you kiss them as you’d kiss them as though they were standing with you and they are a man you are G A Y because kissing men is
G A Y
A
Y
How can you love someone you never met? Seems incredibly insincere.
You are connecting to the saint from the other side when you bow to or kiss an icon of them.
I don't think that's a saint. The Bible calls them familiar spirits.
UH ACKTUALLY
All fruit juices contain alcohol since it's impossible to prevent the contamination of the juice from natural ferment agents like yeast that are found on and within the fruit and started fermenting before the fruit was even ripe. Fermantation converts sugar into alcohol meaning there is alcohol in all sugar-containing fruits and their juices.
Btw alcohol is a waste product, Jesus' blood is yeast piss/shit/fart! Isn't that funny?
>isn't that funny
OH MY BASEDENCE! It was so flabbergasting I peed my reddit big boy pants. Your intelligence was very enlightening not like any phony gods. Take my gold kind stranger
>going to church
I'm protestant and my church uses wine.