Adam and Eve weren't real.
The Garden of Eden didn't exist.
Noah's Ark is impossible.
The Flood never happened.
Languages didn't originate from the Tower of Babel incident.
The Exodus is not a historical event.
Jesus's resurrection is a myth.
There is no magic carpenter living in the sky.
We now know that "Heaven" is actually just outer space.
The Bible is a book of ancient fairy tales.
This is just a common sense in a civilized world outside the USA.
Is the outside world even civilized at all}
Underage
>You don't believe in fairy stories, you must be underage
LMAO
there are no fairies in the bible, have you even read it?
True, the bible is more like a fable because it has talking animals
Can atheists just not understand the bible? Is that literally all this is?
Anon that’s how all ancient myths are. The shit you people pretend is actually true is actually just as ridiculous as a talking snake or an angel.
Not as ridiculous as believing atheism is true
Surely it's a hundred times more ridiculous than deism though. Why aren't you a deist?
Deism is for cowards, atheism is just an exercise intellectual contempt. Theism is the most rational imo
>Deism is for cowards
What's so cowardly about not believing in talking donkeys? Do you think it's cowardly not to be a moron?
You can be a theist, deist or atheist and not believe in talking donkeys...
Deism is closeted atheism
Deism is a branch of Theism, scrapping off all the myths about creation, mythical beings like angels and demons, prophets and miracles only leaving God behind as the creative force behind the universe.
All deism is is the distilled belief in God.
Show me which part shows that those anons are lying
There are angels, demons, talking snakes, giants, floating zoos, men living inside giant fish.
It's the stupidest shit I've ever read. No smart person believe in this, only stupid people.
It's a folktales desert book in the end, I'm really not interested
yet here you are discussing these books on a Christian board
The flood and the resurrection happened bit the rest didn't
Actually the flood and resurrection didn't happen but the rest did.
Lies
>yet another atheist doesn't realise that the scientific method was only invented 400 years ago
Did you want a 95% confidence interval and peer reviewed evidence in the Bible, you fricking moron?
>I'm omnipotent and infinitely loving.
>And that's why I purposefully made my definite unchangeable holy book filled with unrelible semitic fantasies that will inevidebly lead BILLIONS people into ETERNAL torture. Lol, lmao.
divine comedy
>my definite unchangeable holy book
He didn't say that. Though.
The fundie version removes the bit about eating his flesh, but adds something about most of humanity being tortured forever in hellfire regardless of their moral conduct. Last bit is extremely important - fundies love eternal torture for everyone but them.
>symbolically
You can tell that the person who made this came from a baptist/evangelical background.
>in the office
>Coworker: "Dude, I'm drowning in work here, this is a nightmare"
>OP: "What do you mean, there's no water here, and you're not sleeping?"
OP has autism
The Bible is a straightforward list of events anon, especially the Old Testament. It’s one of the least flowery and most straightforward texts I’ve ever read.
There's a difference between exoteric and esoteric christianity
Elaborate?
https://archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.31426/mode/2up
Personally, I think it's cute that so many people believe this ancient mythology and take it so seriously.
It' really kind of adorable if you think about it.
It’s cute until they want to make laws about it and ruin your history forum
Just pinch their sweet little gullible cheeks and tell them how cute they are for taking ancient myhology literally.
but...the my little dark age tiktoks...the mineraft churches....the chad memes....are you telling me all of that, all of that was not true?? Don't tell me...please no. PLEASE NO THIS CAN'T BE
keeeeeeek do they really
>The Flood never happened.
Who’s gonna tell this moron?
But Redeemed Zoomer told me it’s BASED, REDPILLED AND KEKKSTANI GIGACHAD APPROVER!!!?! And if I don’t believe in talking donkeys and bipedal snakes I’m le basedjak fedora meme!!!
We get it, OP. You resent your parents for waking you up early on Sundays and taking you to Church, you have to get over it you're almost 40 now.
>baseless ad hominem
The sign of desperation
You literally believe your ancestors came from a rock, you believe in countless miracles with no miracle maker. That's less logical than believing in God.
Your entire OP was baseless assertions and mantras, you can't prove any of that. Further, the flood is already proven. You're just willingly ignorant, like a fool, and throwing a tantrum and getting upset when people don't play along and now you act like you were ever trying to be rational or have a reasonable debate. You're such a loser, lol.
i believe you