Going to be arrested for trespassing in some construction site. They either send me to prison och psych ward

Going to be arrested for trespassing in some construction site
They either send me to prison och psych ward

What book should I read to pass the time?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The King James Bible, the English Bible accurately translated from the text best supported by history.
    >inb4 the anti-KJVer's tantrum

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is simply untrue and is easily debunked by the Johannine Comma. There are so many more examples of the KJV being inferior to other English translations in terms of accuracy and readability for the modern reader.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        "modern reader" refers to the average 80 IQ midwit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not reading the Septuagint you're ngmi.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    CIA briefings on ISIS

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Trial

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Italian textbook + Vita Nuova + Commedia.
    Koine Greek textbook + Greek NT

  5. 8 months ago
    Pan

    Get something that can really be studied, something you can spend years on.
    Obvious examples are The Bible, Ulysses, Finnegans wake, any real dense philosophers, etc.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ameriKKKans get incarcerated for ‘’trespassing’’ what a joke!! i would read only part four of 2666–sever spine so such that there is not other option, OP

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it you harry?
    make sure to bring your hardcover copy of 'count of monte cristo' with you you little homosexual
    p.s. you should not fight your father, not this way, your parents really love you and sure as hell will drop the charges if you promise them to allow yourself to be treated from your coke habbit and/or return home.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Harry, it sounds like you really messed up.
      Go seek help. It's not too late. Quit being a scumbag!

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there more to the story? I'd say there must be but I once received a trespassing change for being in a park after dark. It was sort of a set up because the gate was open when we came in and the police were waiting for us as we came out. I could swear the charges were dropped but at the most I got probation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is probably going to a protest.

      You don't go to prison for trespassing

      You do if you don't leave. Although they will only send you to jail for that unless it happens to restricted government land in which case you will probably get ~6months for a first offense.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sleep under a bridge. Not privately owned and keeps one out of storm

        Got expelled from college for criminal trespass . Felony offense. Got it expunged tho

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Consolation of Philosophy

          >Got expelled from college for criminal trespass
          lmao

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't go to prison for trespassing

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Catcher in the Rye

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inside or outside? Inside you will only have access to what is available, some joints have a process your people can go through to ship you books but they have to meet the requirements. Outside just awaiting sentencing read whatever you were putting off for some reason.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People can send you books when you are in prison.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It will be a long time before he gets sent to prison and you probably aint getting shit if youre sitting in jail because you cant/wont post bail.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to do that all the time as a kid. Can't get away with that shit anymore, especially with cameras everywhere. Now I just play surreal exploration vidya to scratch that itch

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit we were talking books. Here's a surreal exploration book. House of Leaves is another good option

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine that muricans imprison for shit like simple trespassing.
      homosexual OP is probably a gypo or other flavour of criminal brown person that was trying to steal copper wire and other material from an ongoing construction site like sub-human he is.

      >

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Typically they won't send you to prison unless you really piss the owner off, but the fines can add up, especially if you're so broke that you're wandering around construction sites for entertainment.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt they’re gonna send you to prison for trespassing lol I got an assault charge that was dropped to misdemeanor after me and my friends got drunk and waylaid out Uber driver, he started it tough

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you shouldn't cancel the ride midway hoping to get a free ride.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not write one instead?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bavadghita

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a storytime , op? We all would gladly hear out your LULZ copypasta about kotlets falling out of your pockets when your wasp father got so assmad about his ever major changing nose candy loving awoling recently washed-up son who he was trying to bin in the loony farm after making the police arrest him BC of trespassing on the construction site he superintended.
    Pls op share ur story.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, look at OP's white privilege. It's truly sickening. He gets to make an appointment with the police department to schedule his arrest.
    >No Friday's no good for me. Saturday is my Mom's birthday, and Sunday I've got to go to church. Will Tuesday at 11am work for you?
    Meanwhile BLACK FOLX are getting murdered by police everyday for just being BLACK, and these pigs get away with it and no one cares.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Going to be arrested for trespassing in some construction site
    Are you my brother? Lol you got arrested for trespassing a school, H-bro, not a construction site. You're not based enough for htat

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holden Caulfield maxxing ITT

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