guys, I can't say who I am but I have a $454mm bond coming due very very soon. I need to come up with $557mm in collateral to cover my bond but these fricking losers won't accept my real estate as collateral. what do I do IQfy?
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check and see whether you have any israeli son(s)-in-law to beg from. I'm sure they'll rush to help
Pepper your angus
1.You take out a loan.
2. You pay it back.
this
JUST needs to overstate the value of a few assets to obtain a loan, jobs a good 'un
>*NY attorney general finds you guilty*
Heh, nothing personnel mango mussolini.
just dont pay it
that would be an non-appealing idea
youd need to argue bankruptcy - which might be difficult if your assets were relatively visible
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>Wife+Daughter Special!
Fly to Russia. Bring kneepads. Do your best until you've collected enough liquidities for Chub to issue you another bond.
for $500m, you'd need to hand Russia some random country in exchange. Haha.
>what do I do IQfy?
when they try to take you, yell
>BUSTAA SHIELDO
80s/90s anime was kino
Why did everything go so wrong?
Yeah, everything is soulless now
pay it back homie
like, i do stupid shit sometimes, but i make sure i can get something in return or that it won't frick me in the ass, like when i buy low and sell high with LOAF CAT
youre fricked lol
Pull yourself up by the boostraps
>need $557m in collateral to cover a $454m position
>buy high sell low
Good job moron
interest is a b***h
>what do I do
spend all your betting money on Eesee, it may not be the most profitable but at least it's fun.
Impossible... Truflation claims real state is as expensive as ever. Why the frick wont' they take it? Is it a Black person infested zone?
Is this one of those secret "100m is literally nothing" threads?
Yes. It's an "Imagine not even being a billionaire"-level demotivational thread.
Its trumps bond he owes that lady who lied about sexual assault. Biz level morons
That can't be right, Trump was only condemned to pay $83.3 for repeatedly defaming a journalist he had previously been found liable to sexually abusing her.
The numbers don't match, you must be thinking of a different character who claimed to be a billionaire but can't find half of that in his couch cushion.
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