hahaha yeah no uncle ted was right

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING TOLD YOU SO 2 YEARS AGO, MORONS !!!!!!!!!

    what would you expect from a company run by brown 'people'...
    wingays are so moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No problemo, the moment they do that it will be the time for a mass migration to another OS.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do you keep posting this fake screenshot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fake
        Anon it says "fact checked"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fake
        lol, he thinks this is not just preview

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Install Gentoo.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The lifeboat is ready. Are you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i backed up to a server with netboot.xyz so my drivers aren't difficult to reimage every 2 weeks, so yeah.
      still using ltsc, thoughever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My paddles are not compatible with it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of you homosexuals every week throwing bullshit articles like this. Since Windows 10 released you homosexuals tell that there are ads on the system, yet I have to see one. Of course, if you use the home version and does nothing you deserve to have these bullshits shoved at your ass. However if you are running enterprise or education and just run some simple privacy settings on privatezilla for example, you would never have seen an ad on the system. But no, that's too much! The system must be perfect if I just hit "accept accept!". Fricking homosexuals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shut up homosexual, Install Gentoo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >yet I have to see one
      And so do we, you fricking homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What did you expect from mentally ill morons that will install a barebones server OS because they have a skill issue doing basic things in Windows?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's enough timmy, gp back to playing fortnite

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You will own nothing.
    Not one goddamn thing.
    You'll shut the frick up.
    And you'll like it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Neither will Windows if ransomware gets REALLY bad with built in malware exploits.

      This shit passed maybe in vista.
      But that era is over.
      These machines are millions of dollars to many clueless employees.
      So this could be a breach of either some fiduciary duty by ignoring these issues that reappear EVERY TIME THEY DO THIS or some breach of consumer expectation or some other potential liability.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >moron doesn't realize EULA states you own nothing in terms of software
        i'm sure michael soft is sure shakin' in their boots for breaching some fiduciary duty alright. they are above the law

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    windows users are subhuman

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alphabet company has been doing this for decades and nobody bats a eye

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people using winblows on all defaults aren't worth my pity, not only is it bad, you had 15 years to react to it being worse every year

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I migrated back to Windows for a year or so. It was kind of nice - everything caters to you without much effort. But I realized I don't really care about games, and pretty much everything I actually do can be done in linux. Started up with kubuntu again and it's such a refreshing experience. No moronation, clean and effective everything.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So that's why they were blocking StartAllBack and Explorer Patcher...

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Samsung has been doing this for almost 2 decades.

    Every smart TV does this too.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok ya anus lovers i got these OS's picked up for a light switchover so i can finally wean myself off bill gate's shaft. am i doing the right thing? thanks in advance for reading:
    https://get.opensuse.org/tumbleweed/
    https://nobaraproject.org/download-nobara/
    https://linuxmint.com/rel_vera_xfce_whatsnew.php

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      read the sticky

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can either start with Mint (easiest distro, good support, resembles Winblows the most) and work your way around from there. Or go balls deep into Gentoo (probably the hardest of the main distros) which will make you ragequit in frustration but you'll learn a shitload.

      Intermediates are for pussies.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    of course ted was right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Partially.
      Rightism and centrism all are unhelpful.

      Isms are tools of hive control.
      Leftism.
      Rightism.
      Autism.
      The band TISM.

      This is serious, mum.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being baby ducks and switch to the modern secure adware. What, you don't like ads? Why haven't you tried Edge yet?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cattle don't know they've had ads in windows since 8

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are there really people not using windows other than win7 or win10 iot ltsc? end of life for this product is 2032...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard many people are now competent enough to dual boot windows nowadays or use it in a VM.
      Although people aren't that competent on average, especially literal baby boomers like my mum and dad.

      They think a computer crash or hang is hacking.
      When really it was me being dumb and getting a really shit CPU and no dedicated graphics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i am mad they didn't make drivers for my wifi6 laptop card so that was what forced me to upgrade.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh frick me. They've tried this with every OS since fricking windows 98.

    Will they ever learn that, no one, not even MS employees and developers, nor even their security advisors, want that shit.
    Every time it gets exploited for malware.

    Why do they install these backdoors in their OS EVERY FRICKING TIME.
    Was XP the only one without this shit? I think even that had MS games or some shit.

    You know why Linux got interest around 1998/99? Probably this shit.
    Stop installing backdoors on your OS.
    This literally gets people murdered nowadays.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The default homepage for edge is full of them, it's basically basically a ripoff of tiktok but with news and targetted ads when you are logged into live/outlook/hotmail accounts.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NUOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST WILLINGLY CHOOSE TO USE SOFTWARE!!!!!!!
    >YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE AN OPTION TO USE OR NOT USE SOMETHING!!!!!!1
    >I'M LOSING MY FRICKING MIND THAT MICROSOFT HAS OFFERED THIS THING WHICH NO ONE IS FORCING ME AT GUNPOINT TO USE AAAARGHH MY DATA AND ATTENTION AAARGHH HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
    >THIS IS WORSE THAN 1000 HITLERSTALINS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXPECT A SOFTWARE WHICH LITERALLY ADVERTISES IT'S SECURITY AS A SECURE THING TO BE SECURE AND NOT FULL OF IN BUILT EXPLOITS FOR ADVERTISEMENT THAT WILL LITERALLY BE BROKEN IN MINUTES

      This isn't 2007. This shit doesn't pass anymore. Telemetry is pushing it already.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
        >HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
        >HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
        your entire argument
        no one is making you use it homosexual
        stop dling kiddie porn, no one gives a shit about your "personal data"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not being oppressed.
          Windows is being literally moronic now by doing this.

          If the USA likes having a technical disadvantage that makes them vulnerable to Russian, Chinese and (more likely) Israeli hackers, then so be it.
          Then again they already outsourced their CPUs for that. :^)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            obsessed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks he can opt out of telemetry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not really since I don't use winblows.
          You are the one being data mined.
          But you praise your masters like the good goy you are.

          Have fun with that IDGAF.
          Just don't spread disinfo.
          Winblows is full of features you can't opt out from. Telemetry being the most insidious.

          Last time I tried to de-cuck Windows 10 LTSC it involved running a shitload of scripts and breaking functionality in things like the App Store to get Telemetry to stop. And I'm not sure it was enough.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >types 7 lines, that progressively get longer, to try and say he "doesn't care"
            obsessed and damaged

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I care about the facts, I don't care about (You). It's not so hard to understand.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            obsessed

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so which one do I choose:
    >https://windowsxlite.com/Optimum10Pro/
    OR
    >https://atlasos.net/

    I've heard some anons talking about atlas but no one seems to know about the other

    any recommendations other than installing linux (I won't) are appreciated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >optimum10pro
      lmao wtf is this shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        exactly (I'm still searching more about it)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lmao this shit reminds me of all those custom oses i used to pirate all the time from those warez sites this is solid shit (good)

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ??? ...
    Didn't the start menu already had ads, or were they dropped after W10 and now they're adding them back?

    Idc either way, I use Open Shell.

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