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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's so funny?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably that developers that made the thing can't fix the thing. Implies that windows 10 is so complex that they can't fix it or that devs are incompetent.
      It is funny, because windows is most popular desktop OS and has issues like this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is the fix has to go in the recovery partition which is already so bloated the patch can't fit in the default size. To fix it they'd have to automatically frick with users' disk partition sizes and if they ever decide that's OK I'm turning off windows update forever

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          source: trust me dude, my uncle works at bitlocker

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm turning off windows update forever
          it'll turn itself back on after a couple days

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >winaero tweaker
            but it won't, thoughbeit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is the fix has to go in the recovery partition which is already so bloated the patch can't fit in the default size. To fix it they'd have to automatically frick with users' disk partition sizes and if they ever decide that's OK I'm turning off windows update forever

        source: trust me dude, my uncle works at bitlocker

        It says that in the article you moronic Black person

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >an article
          What article?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        MS is shit. I was able to install this update without issues but subsequent patch gave an unknown error.
        Turned off update since. On fricking iot ltsc.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that developers that made the thing
        The developers who made the thing retired 20 years ago.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue. MS won't see morons still having 250 MB recovery partition. Expand it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Azure images Microsoft made after acknowledging this issue still ship with a 250MB partition and fail to install this update.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I though closed source software was safe from vulnerabilities like these?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My corporate office had MS people just absolutely fall over themselves to talk to upper management about the XZ backdoor. It's seriously hard to believe how much rhetoric there has been around the claim that yes, vulnerabilities don't really happen in Windows.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This shit is always funny because the boomers always doubt the MS reps when they say shit like this, but for the most moronic reasons possible.
        >erm my home PC got a virus twice this year, maybe don't call your OS more secure?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My boomer boss still has me do a monthly review for shellshock and then heartbleed, because all these open source vulnerabilities are clearly the biggest threat we could ever face and it's definitely not that all the legal team's mailboxes got exceptions for MFA

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Windows is still the only OS directly associated with "virus", I doubt marketing prostitutes can convince people otherwise who literally experienced it themselves

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I attended a presentation on cloud security and the speaker (Microsoft employee) emphasised "secure development practices" multiple times, followed by "log4j".
        Yet in my experience, the worst reimagepocalypses and patchpocalypses happened due to flaws in Microsoft software, not Java or XZ.
        Like, a Bitlocker bypass, or Exchange server takeover, or NotPetya won't happen due to log4j.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is funny because unlike windows, linux is very stable and doesn’t break on package or kernel updates

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >, linux is very stable and doesn’t break on package or kernel updates
      i've been using linux since 2001 and you must be the luckiest Black person alive because nearly everyone that's used linux in their life have encountered a package installation or removal gone wrong.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was sarcastic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          well you got me there.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Problems can be reduced by running stable distro versions, and unless one is a legit developer (and they can run bleeding edgs shit in a VM) or their computer is a pure toy which does nothing important stable, long term releases are fine.

          Even Debian is easy today but Xubuntu LTS is even easier and does what I require of it. I started using Linux in 1999 but do not use it for spergreasons.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just install NixOS

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been runnin dead ian stable for as long as I remember and it just hasn't broken ever.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >requires physical access

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the vuln, it's the fact that MS literally can't fix it without forcing users to frick with partitions.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire corporate world is windows laptops with bitlocker.

      normies not giving a shit about IT property is tale as old as time. read: corporate espionage effortless

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally the only thing bitlocker does is protect your data from people with physical access
      so it literally doesn't work at all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Windows is cobbled together with duct tape that I'm surprised it even functions at this point

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      11 is pretty solid tbh
      would not go back to 10

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yep see what I mean, only a shill would say this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone who disagrees with me is a shill
          bruh i try linux every year
          every year it is an inferior desktop
          the frick you want from me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            a minimal ammount of effort.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you need to put in effort to use an os in 2024
            what is this dog shit os?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >whoosh
            I should have guessed

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            shutup redditgay nobody is going to use your shitty os

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >every year I expect linux to work the exact same way as windows so I don't have to learn anything
            FTFY

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        please elaborate why you would think windows 11 has the upper hand on 10? I'm really interested

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So's Linux. Only Microsoft devs can't admit to themselves that windows is no different.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What part of "without forcing users to frick with partitions" do you not understand?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      which part of "screeching for half a fricking year over a problem that's fixed in 30 seconds" did you not understand you brain dead subhuman Black person?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's some nice violent language you got there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a commercial product. If I wanted to fix it myself, I'd use Troonix.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >troonix
          >as opposed to windows, the OS that puts an impossible to remove pride flag on your taskbar every june
          Projecting much?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        freetards are litetally insane it seems, not just insane but also moronic, truly a powerful combination

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Tell that to the billion other people using it, or even Microsoft not being able to write a basic automated process that does this for users.

    Remember, the average normie freaks the frick out any time they see a command line.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It'd be fricking horrific if Microsoft started doing partitioning through updates

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're problematic as is already, I imagine if they started partitioning, which their built in tools already suck ass in, it'd be quite the shitshow of blue screens for the end user

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they frick up simpler updates imagine what they could frick up with automatic partitioning

        >an article
        What article?

        Holy moronation

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Holy moronation
          No one linked any article and I'm not giving traffic to your favorite search engine.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No one linked anything
            Kek took you a long ass while to figure out there was a article, just that nobody had spoonfed it to you

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Microsoft is now deploying broken security updates for 10 to force users to move on to 11? Shouldn't they get investigated by the government for that?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Problem exists on 11 as well, but has been fixed in newer ISOs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shouldn't the government investigate the government?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >glowies have investigated their fellow glowies and have concluded that their fellow glowies are not guilty

        Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most embarrassing part is not that they can't fix it, but the fact that the update is completely useless for 99% of Windows users, but instead of retiring it, the update keeps retrying to reinstall every day for five fricking months already.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Linux devs admit they won't fix anything

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do governments not run w10? why aren't they blasting microsoft over this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they use their own WSUS server. So they can filter out bad updates. (provided they knew it was bad to begin with. They usually do.)

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://superuser.com/questions/1023765/how-to-delete-the-recovery-partition-in-windows-10

    or

    https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/topic/kb5028997-instructions-to-manually-resize-your-partition-to-install-the-winre-update-400faa27-9343-461c-ada9-24c8229763bf

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >please use tpm to use w11
    >No it won't prevent hackers to get your data

    This is utterly pathetic holy shit.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nsa backdoor

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >REAGENTC /DISABLE
    skill issue

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only way out of this is to hire more pajeets. surley this will improve windows.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You also have to turn bitlocker off and then on again, if you have it. Also a lot of machines had two recovery partitions, plus some goobletyasiatic partition that doesn't do anything but you can't move things around it while it's there, both of which had to be removed and rearranged so that there was enough space to the right of C: and I believe to fix this on our machines I had to reboot everything twice and in the mean time no one could use whatever machine I was working on.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Following the instructions as published by Microsoft won't even work if at some point you ran cleanmgr, because you'll no longer have a copy of the WinRE image in your main partition (it's removed as unnecessary because technically you don't need a recovery image since you already have a recovery partition).
    You have to download a Windows ISO, mount it, mount the WIM file with the installation files, copy the WIM file with the recovery image, and finally enable the recovery partition again. Only then the update will finally install.

    The worst part about this is that if someone tried to download the instructions as published by Microsoft but gives up before doing all this shit, not only the update will still refuse to install but he'll also lose the recovery partition, so his system will also be completely unable to recover from a future botched update. Win-win.

    Not to mention that depending on your backup solution, you might need to reconfigure some settings since the partitions on your disk will be different. What an absolute shitshow.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >will also be completely unable to recover from a future botched update
      There is no scenario where a Windows botched update can't be recovered from with the right recovery disc.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        install gentoo

        kino, i had a debian DVD that my friend made for me but my internet was too shit to update

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the right recovery disc
        >picrel
        lol. True though. Frick with partitions in the wrong way and Windows might suddenly decide it doesn't know how to boot anymore. I think one time I had a gap in the partition numbering and that was enough to break everything despite C: being before that gap.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good morning

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You have to remember to deactivate the RE with reagent first so it recalls the wim to the windows folder, otherwise you just deleted it and need a donor. I forgot to do this by the third machine i had to visit. Was not amused.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >op laughts
    >nobody laughts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My friend Rajeesh laughted.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, don't update?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it brick an OS with bitlocker encryption only? I've never used it, should I update?

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oyyyy its impossible to fix, better upgrade to 11, stupid fricking goiym cattle

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do I do?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naw it's all good. Says so right here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Official solution. I'm fricking serious:
      https://support.microsoft.com/en-gb/topic/kb5028997-instructions-to-manually-resize-your-partition-to-install-the-winre-update-400faa27-9343-461c-ada9-24c8229763bf

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naw it's all good. Says so right here.

        But I'm OK now? As of today at 8 AMish. Both screenshots are mine.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >https://support.microsoft.com/en-gb/topic/kb5028997-instructions-to-manually-resize-your-partition-to-install-the-winre-update-400faa27-9343-461c-ada9-24c8229763bf
        >just enter this shit in the command line bro
        LINNNNNUXXX

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