HE DIDN'T BUY ANIME WHEN IT WAS $1 HAHAHHAHAHA

HE DIDN'T BUY ANIME WHEN IT WAS $1 HAHAHHAHAHA

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anime is for trannies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I'm not a pedophile.

      Frick off back to whatever shithole you came from.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ceding ground to let others take your hobby like a cuck

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I'm not a pedophile.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeah?

  4. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    Waiting patiently for the next x100

  5. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor

    I did

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    if thats the case why are you only at rich investor? poor

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board, troony.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    But I did though...

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't ACKKKKKKK

  11. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    Shit token

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys Black folk wojak won

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why isn't wojk working?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        $WOJK

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that anime posting trannies are responsible for 99% of the off-topic and low-effort threads.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really makes you think.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >off-topic
      otherwise known as, "threads i dislike"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'll take 20 tranime and frog threas over browser flame wards

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did, now I have 10x of everything

    • 2 months ago
      Aspiring Investor

      shit, forgot my yotsubadge

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      10k of everything and you win IQfy premium

      • 2 months ago
        Rich Investor

        You lie

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        10k of everything and you get to post on /qa/

        • 2 months ago
          Rich Investor

          mega checked

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          had to check this shit 4 times brah

        • 2 months ago
          Rich Investor

          >it's real

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          can confirm

  15. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor

    lets go boys

  16. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    >tfw still poor

    • 2 months ago
      Poor Investor

      Buy booba

      • 2 months ago
        Aspiring Investor

        got 'em already

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wake up
    >Want SICP badge
    >$716 per share
    Its over.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      should have bought when it was at 18

    • 2 months ago
      Rich Investor

      >Can't afford $7160 in this economy
      ngmi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Magnate

        >acting like a bigshot with your portfolio
        shut the frick up poorgay

        • 2 months ago
          Fledgling Investor

          >monospace greentext for SICP
          nice. do all stocks have special greentext?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            sicp font
            chad different post background color
            clown rainbow greentext
            anime hover effect over stock icon
            reddit updoot
            tbh tbh

        • 2 months ago
          Rich Investor

          >Just one level above me, pretends to be some sort of master
          Kys

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Magnate

            >one level above me
            that's right boy

  18. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor

    HODL THE LINE

  19. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor

    i invested in $GME, will i make it?

    • 2 months ago
      Poor Investor

      IT JUST FRICKING DROPPED LIKE A ROCK YOU MOTHERFRICKER

      • 2 months ago
        Helpless Investor

        NTA BUT ITS GOING DOWN EVEN MORE WHAT THE FRICK

        • 2 months ago
          Fledgling Investor

          It can't go down much more. Well, actually, it can. But chances are, it'll go up a lot soon.

        • 2 months ago
          Poor Investor

          AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
          I WAS AT 9 FRICKING THOUSAND PORTFOLIO
          NOW I'M 3.3k
          WHAT THE FRICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I JUST BOUGHT A TON AT 7 AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHH

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just invested, lets moooon baby

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the price increased? lmao even

  22. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    >>he choose gme over chuck
    Ngmi

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    unironically how are you guys losing money?

  25. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor

    what a shit april fools hiroshimamoot

  26. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    We win.

  27. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    Gme moon soon

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ngmi

  29. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    GME soaring soon

    • 2 months ago
      Poor Investor

      YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT

    • 2 months ago
      Fledgling Investor

      bought gmes for super cheap for some small time frame gme got to like 113$ and went back to like 50 got boobs, chuck, gachis, still have 25 gme remaining, gonna milk them real good

  30. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    I HAVe 20 animes and 15 chucks yet when i put it into options i rarely get the badge why is this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Magnate

      You have to refresh the page if you're using IQfyX

      • 2 months ago
        Fledgling Investor

        THANKS, just bought some gachis from my gme profits

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why there is no $S,OY stock?

  32. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    >got rich on $1 Anime
    >lost it all on $220 GME

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rate my investment strategy:
    >buy at/below 80
    >sell at/above 160

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OYE VEY he knows.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      50/150

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Magnate

      yeah just do this because new people entering the market get priced out of the more expensive tickers so all the new liquidity has to go into those if they want to get tags when they post

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Followed this strategy but of 50 mark a few hours ago. So it will probably become 100 soon.
      At one point this shit gets tiring since you can only bulk buy 1000 each time

      • 2 months ago
        Rich Investor

        Ill share my autobuy/sell method
        for you and all my other anon friends

        >Put this is the console after selecting the stock you want to buy or sell (change the mode to sell if you want to sell):

        setInterval(BuyShit, 11000)

        function BuyShit()
        {
        let mode = 'buy'
        let stock = YSE.activeStock
        let amount = 1000
        let price = YSE.getLastPrice(YSE.activeStock);
        $.xhr('POST', 'https://sys.IQfy/xa24tb.php',
        {
        onload: YSE.onOrderProcessed,
        onerror: YSE.onOrderError,
        withCredentials: true,
        },
        `mode=${mode}&stock=${stock}&amount=${amount}&price=${price}`
        );
        }

        >Wait 11 seconds and position your mouse on the OK prompt which pops up, use any third party software (like xmbc), to autoclick every 500ms.

        Very shoddy method, but I really know nothing of javascript. I just pieced this together when I was trying to find a way to cheat.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Better method, you just put in your order and click auto:
          https://pastebin.com/raw/3Djspp7D

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Magnate

            Also, thank you anon. My script was definitely shit compared to this

  34. 2 months ago
    Helpless Investor

    I'm getting in on GACHI while it's low

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gachi next stop at 300, buy in while you still can.

  36. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    GACHI my beloved
    >buy gme at 115
    >sell gme at 122
    >buy gme at 40
    >hodl
    >sell at 47 and buy 5 minutes worth of GACHI
    I'm gonna sit for a bit on this, no more big moves rn

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    INSIDER KNOWLEDGE
    I AM CRASHING ANIME BY SELLING 61K OF ANIME
    GET READY TO BUY AT 1

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      61k does not even register

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        selling by 1000 batch over the span of multiple refreshes

  38. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    I got a ton of GACHI at $3, so I'm feelin pretty good now. My time will come.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      i am mass buying gachi every refresh until it reaches 150 and selling all at 200 to crash into 1 again

      side quest is crashing anime

      • 2 months ago
        Aspiring Investor

        It doesn't work that way moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          so why did i just crash anime?
          check chart
          going down ever since i started selling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      jejj they are at 13$
      also its over, anime is going down like a fat man's saggy breasts

      • 2 months ago
        Rich Investor

        Gachi GME Bros... not like this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          these two were fricking shittest, no one gave two shits about them, i only got some profit out of gme, should have cashed completely

      • 2 months ago
        Fledgling Investor

        I diversified. I have a good split of GACHI and GME now bought at sub-$10 prices. I'm about to get rich.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          sell at triple digits

        • 2 months ago
          Fledgling Investor

          gme is crashing AAAAA i am floating because of chuck

          • 2 months ago
            Fledgling Investor

            I started with CHUCK a few hours ago on the low dip. Had to sell to grow, but it was a good starter.

        • 2 months ago
          Rich Investor

          Same same, 14k and 12k shares

          • 2 months ago
            Rich Investor

            24k and 20k shares here

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Magnate

            Yeah my problem is that I did not have cash on hand for each big move so I had to sell and then buy, but it's not a problem now. I bought 24k shares of GACHI, then sold 10k to buy the gme and have cash left over for any others

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought yotsuba when it was 1$

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Market is crashing

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My mission is simple, to make you money! There's always a bull market somewhere, and I promise to help you find it! Mod Money With Anon-sama starts now!
    Recommendations for today would include tbh and CHUCK, which are both currently undervalued. I recommend the former over getting into ANIME if you can't at the moment.
    I'd be extremely wary of BANE at the moment. It might be a big aerospace company for investors, but recent news of crashing planes has brought leadership and manufacturing philosophy into question.
    AUTSM, a music company, had a fantastic IPO, with So Need a Cute Girl breaking records, but I'd watch and see.
    PEPE, WOJK, and RDDT are experiencing extremely bad trust and product quality issues, as well as regulator pushback. Avoid.

  42. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor

    where my fellow GACHI bros at?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      own 90k, still buying

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Rich Investor

        you should have atleast 10 of every share anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you should have atleast 10 of every share anon

        I only buy below 50$

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            how the frick

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the frick is going on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      check the date

  44. 2 months ago
    Helpless Investor

    test

  45. 2 months ago
    Helpless Investor

    sold all my $GME with a huge loss and went all in with $GACHI

    • 2 months ago
      Rich Investor

      big mistake. What price did you buy GME at?

      • 2 months ago
        Helpless Investor

        $57

        • 2 months ago
          Rich Investor

          You should have waited, you could easily be in a profit off that in like 20 minutes from now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you bought @ 3$

  46. 2 months ago
    Helpless Investor

    >see GME at $7
    lol, lmao
    >refresh page
    >its at $30
    WTF

  47. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    Time for the moonshot

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry for stupid question but what do i do if the page doesn't load
    i don't have any content blockers in place

    • 2 months ago
      Fledgling Investor

      Reload the page. Also check if you have multiple content blocker plugins that you might have forgot that you turned on.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GACHI is literally easy money.

  50. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    It's happening

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  52. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    How do i cash out my winnings?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Message mods

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    It's ok, I got $3 gachi.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      So did everyone.

  54. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    CHADbros WTFW@??

  55. 2 months ago
    Helpless Investor

    I suck at this

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    any script to add the funny icons to IQfyx?
    have to reload the page to see them

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chad should cost 10k each

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    CIA lost

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Magnate

      sad

  59. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    should have bought $GACHI, morons

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOOB is on the incline BUY BUY BUY

  61. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    >He didn't write a bot predicting prices using a markov chain
    Pathetic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Aspiring Investor
      Go back to your medallion fund, Jimmy.

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the thresholds for the titles?

  63. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    Multiply my GME pweaaase

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would sell at 97? Your loss I guess.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Magnate

        Idc I made 2 million and in my mind I played through this funny little game.
        Tell me where to dump my money before deleting

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          $CHAD ofc. It needs to be the most expensive. Always dump money on it when you quit and never sell.

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    $ANIME is going back to $1

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      just sold 61k

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GME do not fricking sell you frickers

    • 2 months ago
      Poor Investor

      sell your $GME and go all in $GACHI

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why you're still poor

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Magnate

          But I am not, and He's right

  66. 2 months ago
    Helpless Investor

    Let's go

  67. 2 months ago
    Helpless Investor

    test

  68. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    >bought anime at $39
    FRICK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      should have listened to my dump warning
      i sold 60k

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bought at $80 so I have to hold and hope it recovers

    • 2 months ago
      Aspiring Investor

      Same, but I didn't go all in. Gotta diversify.

      Are we getting another 1 dollar event with $ANIME again?

      If we do, I'm going all in on ANIME. Diversification is for chumps.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        im buying up anime again, going over 200k
        going to sell all at $200 then it crashes again

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    could be worse

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we getting another 1 dollar event with $ANIME again?

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are forced to sell GME and GACHI if anime goes to below 5

  72. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    Nobody told me it was this easy to make money
    brb gonna take out a loan and play the stock market

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure that this is not a zero sum game where every dollar you win, someone lost. Real markets are like that tho.

      • 2 months ago
        Fledgling Investor

        It's obvious that the numbers are just going up and down randomly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Magnate

      moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      this

      Was this all a psyop by Hiroshimoot to lure unsuspecting chinners and make think they can game the system and then rob them off their belongings?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        wait I am a mogul now? cool

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    >bought at $80
    >bought at $39
    >bought at $17
    load up bros

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, you could double your bank at every other GME refresh.

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    CIA is the buy now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it really is

    • 2 months ago
      Aspiring Investor

      It's a good buy, but I won't be surprised if it goes lower too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean NOW!

      how the frick

      Because I only buy shit below 50$

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        >You mean NOW!
        Waiting for the lowest price will always make you miss it.
        Start buying when it is low and if it goes lower buy in even more. That's my strat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eternal Bagholding

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Rich Investor

            I wonder who will get to 1 bil first.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The problem is unloading shit due to small trade size

          • 2 months ago
            Fledgling Investor

            >back half of the april fools prank is selling all your shit before the closing bell
            oh boy
            Only thing better would be derivatives that expire every 20 minutes being brought in

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            I'm not sure that's possible with the 1000 limit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dumping my glowie coin

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Almost there

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            DO NOT REDEEM

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            I motherfricking kneel.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            upvoted

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            But you're way ahead mogul bro. Road to half b

            >no badge
            sus

            Okay

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            you can get 1 million CHADs with just your cash now

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Will consider doing that as long as it's below 50$

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            just in time to get cucked by the rate limit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            >no badge
            sus

  76. 2 months ago
    Helpless Investor

    all in on $CIA

  77. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    Frick, I'm sitting on ANIME, CIA, GACHI, and GME now all bought at super low prices, all at least below 100. Surely at least one of these will moon super hard and carry me to mogul status...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come back in few hours

      • 2 months ago
        Aspiring Investor

        You're right, I need to just walk away.

    • 2 months ago
      Poor Investor

      GACHI just shot up. Sell if you're desperate

  78. 2 months ago
    Helpless Investor

    Better late than never

  79. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor

    Looking good

  80. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor

    SHIT CIA JUST TANKED FRICK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry it'll shoot up. Wait it out. We're gonna be so fricking rich soon

    • 2 months ago
      Poor Investor

      I'm all in CIA now. Frick diversification

  81. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor

    Should've bought into GACHI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Magnate

      lmao poorgays

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        rude

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can in next refresh. I heard someone big dumped shit ton of it.

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    40k in CIA

  83. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    I'm a millionaire thanks to anime.

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      Hiroshimoot's legal gambling den

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        I need any more money no longer, So I will be selling everything but exactly 10 shares in every stock. If this really is a genuine economic simulation, Expect CIA, Gachi, Anime and YTSB prices to crash

        • 2 months ago
          Rich Investor

          It isn't, pretty sure it's some RNG.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            Likely so, this definitely isn't a fair market simulation at any costs

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    YTSB will make me rich

  86. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor

    bros we're gonna soon cash out. do not sell

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even load the page, boo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had to disable IQfy x on the stock exchange page

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      disable your adblock and feed hiromoot for a day

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    I did though, and I also bought GACHI when it was $3 and GME when it was $7

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    Don't know why I didn't sell out of most of my ANIME. Sold most of my tbh, though.

  90. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor

    I have about 20k dollars what should I dump it in

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      CIA is still a good buy. ANIME will go back up, too but it usually caps around $150 - $200.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      wait for anime or cia to crash below 30 and then go all in

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  91. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    Its not over yet

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what actually determines the buy/sell price?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      The jannies manually set it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      Nobody knows. I just know that shares can never go bankrupt or stagnate in a small range (which may be caused due to increased demand for fallen shares and discrete updating of the prices). So, this is rigged for profit, and it's definitely not zero sum, wealth is indefinitely created and everybody can win.

      The jannies manually set it

      Kek, maybe

      • 2 months ago
        Fledgling Investor

        Theres clearly an RNG setting price movement and we arent actually trading with other anons.
        Though it would be funny if the backend switched and forced us all to start actually trading with each other to cash out later today.
        Something like you have to get to be in all cash + above $1000 or else you get auto banned for a month. Just a complete stampede for the exits.

        • 2 months ago
          Rich Investor

          >else you get auto banned for a month.
          That would actually make for a really funny event

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          Now that would be a good April fools joke

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just a complete stampede for the exits.
          Bank run protection sweaty

        • 2 months ago
          Rich Investor

          wouldn't that just basically ban everyone except for people that didn't come on today?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Magnate

            Frick those losers

          • 2 months ago
            Fledgling Investor

            No I think a solid 10% of us would be high IQ enough to make it out unscathed.

          • 2 months ago
            Fledgling Investor

            It would mass ban bot farms.

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh, I'm poor because of CIA now. When's it gonna go up?

    • 2 months ago
      Helpless Investor

      me too

    • 2 months ago
      Fledgling Investor

      CIA up so I can sell, buy everything and then quit.

  94. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    CIA crashing with no survivors

  95. 2 months ago
    Helpless Investor

    Frick it I got mine

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    100 mil in cash
    what now?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Load up on $7 CIA

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        yessir

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sirs you tripled my money, thank u sirs for doing the needful

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          hold onto it, it's likely going to rise more immediately and definitely eventually. If there isn't any other crash that you can invest in otherwise, keep holding on.

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  98. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    Test

  99. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    >honk honk

  100. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    dumped anime for cia lets gooo

  101. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    MODS == GODS
    MODS == GODS
    MODS == GODS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      bros...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        They locked it ): Mogul chads won't /qa/ anymore

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          Does anybody actually have 1 million chads? That's like an hour of spamming buy if you have the funds.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >did not automate

            Ngmi

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            I thought it meant 1 mil + Chad status.
            1 mil chad is definitely possible though if you have a lot of time and fake money, but that's definitely not the requirement because none of those in the post are rich enough to own 1 mil chads even at $1 each

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            Can anyone afford 1m $CHAD?

            If somebody's been stacking CHAD all this time and price drops to like 90 I think its possible.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            beginning to drop

          • 2 months ago
            Fledgling Investor

            Bear trap.
            Hiroshimoot is going to unleash the call options in two hours.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            I have 25 mil and chad status, and I can't post.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            Nobody can. It is just a joke some anon shat out from his ass and it being april fools, the mods moved the thread to /qa/ for keks. It's a good joke, but I am still interested in whether they took it so far as to allow someone with 1 mil chads to actually post there. That would genuinely be glorious.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            Can anyone afford 1m $CHAD?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            I doubt it at current prices. Getting close to a billion requires humongous share prices (>10k) which baloon up to even more ridiculous prices (>100k) to achieve viably, the 1000 share limit is a fricking pain.

  102. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    CIAbros We're so back

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    I've cashed in Finally. Only 10 of every stock remaining now. Safe at the top.

  104. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    I have it all now and I can quit

  105. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor
  106. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    test

  107. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    Henlo frens

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      updooted

      • 2 months ago
        Fledgling Investor

        Thanks!

        Edit: Woah wasnt expecting all these redditors to start posting! Thanks for the gold kind strangers!

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    >wasted money buying Chadcoin to see if it was real
    I WAS A FOOL

  109. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    any millionaire yet?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      Yes, many. all Mogul chads and Magnates and some richies

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    >inb4 there's a race condition in the trading handler

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    At one point the objective is not to sell for profit, but rather diversify your assets, wait for something to hit double digits, sell 1k of whatever you diversified that pumped and spend all that money into the double digit dump.

    Rinse and repeat and at some point you're at 8 digits and hitting 9 digits soon after, snowballs hard.

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fledgling Investor
    >1m $CHAD
    Uhh

  113. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    it's so over

  114. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    MY CASTLES STAND
    UPON PILLARS OF SALT
    AND PILLARS OF SAND

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    >No BOGG
    Disaster

  116. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    in yotsuba we trust

  117. 2 months ago
    $YTSB Chad

    Sup

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Moguls
    Almost certainly all janny posts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      funny enough i lost 0,5m from 15m just due to market fluctuations.
      >At this ate I will never be able to retire as a mogul

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    I did
    >but i had only like 40k back then, it only helped me little

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    TODAY IS ALWAYS THE MOST ENJOYABLE DAY

  121. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    NO FRICKING WAY BWAHAHAHHA

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    GACHI $1 GOGOGO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul
  123. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not buying until $GACHI dumps to zero
    I'm not going to be your liquidity, suckers.

  124. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    bought CIA at 17 thinking it can't get any lower
    >>$CIA=13
    >>>>>NGMI

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its OK anon I bought it at $7 and sold at $25 instead of waiting

  125. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    >$1 $GACHI event
    Now we wait. I think I am done after this boys.

  126. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    I hope they release statistics of how many users made it to which level.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many levels/ttitles are there anyway?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        Here's my version, may be inaccurate

        >Destitute Investor (0 - 500)
        >Helpless Investor (501 - 1000)
        >Poor Investor (1001 - 5000)
        >Fledgling Investor (5001 - 25000)
        >Aspiring Investor (25001 - 500k)
        >Rich Investor (500k1 - 2mil)
        >Anonymous Magnate (2mil1 - 5mil)
        >Anonymous Mogul (5mil+)

        • 2 months ago
          Rich Investor

          Finally cracked the million mark

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          Sweet I finally got to mogul. Once you make a good break, this game becomes easy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            It is easy, it's basically rigged for profits since there is literally 0 risk in buying during a crash.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Magnate

            just like real life

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Magnate

            It is easy, it's basically rigged for profits since there is literally 0 risk in buying during a crash.

            yeah. once a stock goes below 10, that's basically a gold mine. now the difficult part actually becomes buying a lot, since you can only get 1000 per 10 seconds.

  127. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    ASS WE CAN!!!!

  128. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    >Got the $GACHI arbitrage
    Life is good bros

  129. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    Feels good Gachibros

  130. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    How long is each stock cycle? I've measured 4 minutes, so 24000 buy/sell orders per cycle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      5 minutes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 mins, if you are asking for a ps1 script, just make it 20 runs because unless you automate the information fetch and check, you will need to manually get the ps1 curl request.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        I'm not checking anything, I'm just performing trade orders according to buy or sell limits

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          Safe margin would be to assume 11seconds for each automated trade.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            Yeah, I've changed that now. After reaching 10M I'll probably look at the binomial probabilities.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      That's like 2.7 hours of nonstop buying to get to 1 million CHAD

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        Even if you did that, no one has the funds

        Here's my version, may be inaccurate

        >Destitute Investor (0 - 500)
        >Helpless Investor (501 - 1000)
        >Poor Investor (1001 - 5000)
        >Fledgling Investor (5001 - 25000)
        >Aspiring Investor (25001 - 500k)
        >Rich Investor (500k1 - 2mil)
        >Anonymous Magnate (2mil1 - 5mil)
        >Anonymous Mogul (5mil+)

        I thought Mogul was 10mil+

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          I'm a Mogul at 5m+

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          No it's definitely 5mil+. Although usually almost everyone coasts over the 10mil mark but I definitely had mogul when I had 6mil.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        So definitely in the range of possibility. But We have to hope for $CHAD to crash to buy it with our cash

  131. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    >$1 GACHI made me rich
    Just waiting until it goes over 100 again to dump it.

  132. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    YOTSUBA $1
    GOLD RUSH

  133. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    >$YTSB at $1 buy now

  134. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    Just like real life

  135. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    LETS FRICKING RIDE

  136. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor

    My plan is to just keep holding until I can buy autism

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      change of plans

      • 2 months ago
        Poor Investor

        bump

  137. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    THE $CHAD CRASH IS IMMENENT

  138. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    what the hell is a yotsuba

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      Don't worry about it.

  139. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    Is this how richgays feel in real life?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      Yes, but with more than just bragging rights.

  140. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    >RDDT IS THE NEXT BIG THING GET IN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!
    >RDDT IS THE NEXT BIG THING GET IN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!
    >RDDT IS THE NEXT BIG THING GET IN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!
    >RDDT IS THE NEXT BIG THING GET IN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      Updooted

      what the hell is a yotsuba

      (You) are a Yotsuba

  141. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yotsuba

  142. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    yotsuba making me rich

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do I play this shit without disabling ublock?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Add http://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/chart.js$script,domain=boards.IQfy to the my filter tab, if you have IQfyx you have to add // @exclude https://boards.IQfy/ to the script

        • 2 months ago
          Rich Investor

          // @exclude https://boards.IQfy/yse.html

  143. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw order filled

  144. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    Soon

  145. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    I'll lend you some for $500 at 18% APR for a 10 minute period.

  146. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you read BANE? Vein or Bunny?

    • 2 months ago
      Rich Investor

      don't you know BANE?

      How do I play this shit without disabling ublock?

      Dunno, I disabled uBlock on that site.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >don't you know BANE?
        No. I'm not going to buy that because I have no idea about its fundamentals

        you read? I just look at the funny pictures and use speech to text.

        I don't have any idea how to do that

    • 2 months ago
      Rich Investor

      you read? I just look at the funny pictures and use speech to text.

  147. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor

    noooooo

  148. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    am i rich yet?

  149. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    $YTSB will make me mogul

  150. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    anime boutta crash, remember to BUY BUY BUY

  151. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Desu

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      tbh tbh tbh tbh!!!!11!1!!1
      Dinga Dinga Dinga Ding I'm a Supergirl!!
      DESU!!!!!!

  152. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    let order_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-order-btn')
    order_btn().parentElement.appendChild(auto)
    auto.innerText = 'Auto'
    const refresh_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-refresh')
    const buy_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-buy-cb')
    const sell_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-sell-cb')
    const amount_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-amount')
    const price_btn = () => document.getElementById('js-cur-price')
    let timeout
    function run() {
    function stop_fn() {
    clearTimeout(timeout)
    auto.onclick = run
    auto.innerText = 'Auto'
    }
    auto.onclick = stop_fn
    auto.innerText = 'Stop'
    let buy = buy_btn().checked
    let sell = sell_btn().checked
    let amount = amount_btn().value
    let known_price = price_btn().innerText
    function dump_it() {
    refresh_btn().click()
    if (known_price === price_btn().innerText) {
    amount_btn().value = amount
    if (buy) buy_btn().click()
    if (sell) sell_btn().click()
    order_btn().click()
    orders++
    counter.innerText = orders + ' orders filled'
    timeout = setTimeout(dump_it, 10300)
    setTimeout(() => {
    if (buy) buy_btn().click()
    if (sell) sell_btn().click()
    amount_btn().value = amount
    if (protip.innerText !== "Order filled") {
    orders--
    counter.innerText = orders + ' orders filled'
    }
    if (protip.innerText == "You can only make an order once every 10 seconds") {
    clearTimeout(timeout)
    timeout = setTimeout(dump_it, 1000)
    }
    }, 1000)
    } else {
    alert('Stopped due to price change')
    stop_fn()
    }
    }
    dump_it()
    }
    auto.onclick = run

    Open f12, paste into the console and this will give you an auto button so you can auto buy/sell an amount every 10 seconds without having to do it manually.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      VIRUS!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine using a trojan dropper

  153. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Accidently bought $GACHI instead of selling
    It's fine, all is fine. It was just those two times

  154. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    It's time to sneed

    • 2 months ago
      Fledgling Investor

      We have planted the seed
      Soon it will be time to feed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Magnate

        And then we will finally be able to breed

  155. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    Ok that's it I'm tired now

  156. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    How many chads do you guys have?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      10

    • 2 months ago
      Rich Investor

      3000

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      1000, but I am going to liquidate all 20 milli for it once it gets below 100
      i will get to 1 million chads

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      1000 and currently liquidating

      use this instead https://pastebin.com/raw/3Djspp7D

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ty

  157. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    10

  158. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm poor

  159. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    Frick you, leatherheads

  160. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    ITS SO OVER FOR $CHAD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      This is the sort of break we need to test the 1 mil chad hypothesis

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Magnate

        You wont be able to do it. You can only buy 1000 at a time on top of the rate limit. Someone would have to have enough money to keep hitting the buy button when its also at its highs while working with the rate limit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          People have enough money to buy all the chads right now. Check the IQfy sticky. If people bot it they can do it under 3 hours.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Magnate

            Is anyone actually going for it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            I am

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Magnate

            >7 stocks and the rest in cash
            why not have at least 1000 of each
            you know, just for fun

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            It's more organised this way
            Also I don't want to waste any buys/sells

  161. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    >Sold $YTSB at $128
    Go without me to the moon, lads.

  162. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    Meh, that was too easy with stocks randomly dropping to single digits all the time. Then it gets boring when you get to the rate-limited level.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Magnate

      Indeed, at that part it just becomes annoying. And predictable, since you know, a stock in the single digits will rise again to three digits in a few ticks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      True, I sold almost all but some Yotsuba.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >randomly
      actually i'm curious if those events were due to market manipulation, and if so, how it was done

  163. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual

  164. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    chuck. NOW

  165. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    Got my 10 mil, time to ride off into the sunset.

  166. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    nice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      $RDDT

  167. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    Poorgays can't afford SICP

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sell ICP

    • 2 months ago
      Rich Investor

      LEL

  168. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    I'm buying a bit of janny. Stablest shit I ever seen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      you should better dump everything into reddit rn tbh tbh

  169. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    over 10%
    selling off some stuff now since $CHAD went up

  170. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    Am I mogul yet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      welcome to the club buddy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        that was only a short stay
        still reliant on stocks for the status.

        what's the mogul amount

        10 million

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          wait,

          5mil. It's way too easy. They should have made it like 100mil or something

          is right. it's 5 million. I'm at 8.3 million right now

  171. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    Friendship with Reddit is over, gaymers are my new friends.

  172. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    what's the mogul amount

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      5mil. It's way too easy. They should have made it like 100mil or something

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Magnate

        getting to that amount would be too much of a pain in the butthole considering the 1k limit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          Plenty of people have gotten 100mil on IQfy I'm at 17mil right now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Magnate

            it's still gay and annoying, i don't see myself fricking around with it much after i hit 5m

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            At that point it's a lot of work, or about using bots. But there should have been an extra status for those few that do put all that work in.

    • 2 months ago
      Rich Investor

      5 mil

  173. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    BOOBA AT AN ALL TIME LOW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Magnate

      >SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
      milk truk just arrive

  174. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay I'm good I just wanted the autism one

    • 2 months ago
      Fledgling Investor

      bump

  175. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    >$GME at $1
    time to win

  176. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    weird that nobody is at 1 mil chads yet. hardcore autists are clearly not on it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      >weird that nobody is at 1 mil chads yet
      That would require 1000 buys with 10 second cool down. that is 2 hours 46 min of non-stop buying. that is assuming you have already made enough cash in the first place. that would really require hardcore autists

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous Mogul

      >weird that nobody is at 1 mil chads yet
      That would require 1000 buys with 10 second cool down. that is 2 hours 46 min of non-stop buying. that is assuming you have already made enough cash in the first place. that would really require hardcore autists

      I'm buying it
      I need to sleep soon though

      • 2 months ago
        Rich Investor

        holy autism

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        godspeed anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Magnate

        I kneel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Magnate

        autismGOD i kneel so hard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what in the

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          Nearly there

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            That's an hour and something
            good luck

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            let's hope the stock price won't go up so much that your free cash actually becomes a problem

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            I already can't afford it at $217
            I'm selling $CIA now

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous Mogul

            you're a big mogul

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        What the actual frick.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          Chad was like 3$ worth few hours ago, you just had to be there.

  177. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    ok janny now you've done it

  178. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    price of the $CHAD just went up.
    A $WOJK dies every day, b.

  179. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    I'm retiring with my savings.

  180. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    ok

  181. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    test

  182. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    gachi dippin boys

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